I am auctioning off my wife for the night

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  • Rictor
    Old Timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 12208

    #1

    I am auctioning off my wife for the night

    I must warn you, it's that time of the month though.

    Who wants to start the bidding?
  • Mikey_219Inc
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 1876

    #2
    pattycake pattycake
    bakers man
    if your chicks on the rag
    fuck her in the can

    Oh!

    $5 ill take a jerk job
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    • Sly_RJ
      Live Hard - Die Hard
      • Feb 2002
      • 17042

      #3


      I hope you aren't as mean to her as you portray on the boards.

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      • Holly
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jun 2003
        • 10017

        #4
        If I wake up one day, check this forum, and find out that during the night "someone" has poured a ring of gasoline around your bed and lit it on fire, I don't think I'll be overly surprised.
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        • rabbit
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 2124

          #5
          need a pic first

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          • IPK
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2003
            • 4209

            #6
            ah whatever, i'd still hit it
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            • dig420
              Confirmed User
              • May 2001
              • 9240

              #7
              Originally posted by IPK
              ah whatever, i'd still hit it
              I'll hit it and film it for you ;)

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              • Rictor
                Old Timer
                • Jan 2001
                • 12208

                #8
                Originally posted by Sly_RJ


                I hope you aren't as mean to her as you portray on the boards.

                I'm not normally this nice. I'm in a good mood.

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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #9
                  does she do windows? . . . a man needs a maid

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                  • Lykos
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 31027

                    #10
                    That red x is very hot!!!5 bucks?

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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46917

                      #11
                      Originally posted by baddog
                      does she do windows? . . . a man needs a maid
                      Windows hell....I need an all around maid.

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                      • icedemon
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 1022

                        #12
                        I'll do your wife for 4 bucks. Send it to me via PayPal. Oh, wait, you want the money I'll raise it to $6 for a blowjob. That'll keep her from talking.
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                        • Honeyslut
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 6436

                          #13
                          What's with the time of the month thing ?

                          Gez, I am only hornier at the time of the month !
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                          • VirtuMike
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2002
                            • 2483

                            #14
                            Can she edit video?
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                            • porncargo
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 223

                              #15
                              i would bid for that but i know that if i win, she will bring pookie too..
                              so, no thanks..
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                              • gornyhuy
                                Chafed.
                                • May 2002
                                • 18041

                                #16
                                Blood is thicker than wine....
                                bring it on!!!!






                                Actually I've never been into ANY activity during that time of the month. Blah.

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                                • Sifu
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 1791

                                  #17
                                  you would have to pay me to take your skank wife from you, you fucken fuck!
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                                  • baddog
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 107089

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AaronM


                                    Windows hell....I need an all around maid.
                                    maybe for $20 we can share her?

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