If I wake up one day, check this forum, and find out that during the night "someone" has poured a ring of gasoline around your bed and lit it on fire, I don't think I'll be overly surprised.
I'll do your wife for 4 bucks. Send it to me via PayPal. Oh, wait, you want the money I'll raise it to $6 for a blowjob. That'll keep her from talking.
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