The Money Penis

**johndoebob** · 08-29-2004, 12:56 PM

Why do you give a fuck if she says your not earning enough money.You earn it, she doesn't do anything to get you more money,I'd just tell her to fuck off.I hate money leeches.

**Manowar** · 08-29-2004, 01:02 PM

I want a money penis now

**neewwman** · 08-29-2004, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by johndoebob
Why do you give a fuck if she says your not earning enough money.You earn it, she doesn't do anything to get you more money,I'd just tell her to fuck off.I hate money leeches.

I can't just tell her to fuck off because I have to live with her -- we have two toddlers.

**Doctor Dre** · 08-29-2004, 01:21 PM

You earn 150k a year and she's not happy ? does she even work ? dump that stupid bitch right now ... she should suck your dick everyday for this

**exposed** · 08-29-2004, 01:23 PM

word! make sure she gets down on her knees and is sucking you off next time you are posting on GFY!

**Dagwolf** · 08-29-2004, 01:24 PM

She's not trying to tell you that you don't make enough money. She's telling you to get off the damned computer for a while and pay attention to her, you idiot!

**Floridiot** · 08-29-2004, 02:02 PM

you should be single and free

**Platinumpimp** · 08-29-2004, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf
She's not trying to tell you that you don't make enough money. She's telling you to get off the damned computer for a while and pay attention to her, you idiot!

Choices have to be made. If he doesn't spend the time he does now on his pc, the money flow drops, at least that is my best guess. Then again, its just what your priorities are.

**neewwman** · 08-29-2004, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf
She's not trying to tell you that you don't make enough money. She's telling you to get off the damned computer for a while and pay attention to her, you idiot!

The truth is most days I spend less than a normal 8-hour workday because I'm busy helping with the kids.

**neewwman** · 08-29-2004, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
You earn 150k a year and she's not happy ? does she even work ? dump that stupid bitch right now ... she should suck your dick everyday for this

My twins are 2 1/2 years old and I've had sex maybe 3-4 times since they were born.

No, she doesn't work.

**StuBradley** · 08-29-2004, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by neewwman
My twins are 2 1/2 years old and I've had sex maybe 3-4 times since they were born.

No, she doesn't work.

Run.

**Spunky** · 08-29-2004, 06:25 PM

Kick her ass to the curb..time for a trade in

**Dagwolf** · 08-29-2004, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by neewwman
The truth is most days I spend less than a normal 8-hour workday because I'm busy helping with the kids.

I know what you mean. I'm in the same boat but without the $150k/ year to help. Kids can be tough on romance sometimes.

Pardon the "idiot" remark... I was just being emphatic.

**Trixxxia** · 08-29-2004, 06:46 PM

I say, get a babysitter if you can - take her out & enjoy her once a week. A hotel or even a motel quickie will stop her complaints if she doesn't have to have two kids constantly around her. Sex is the last thing on her mind because she's giving all her energy to the kids. Take her out - take your time - remind her what sex used to be before there were kids, she'll remember to enjoy herself with you & use it to lure you away from the computer

My mother always said: Better the devil you know than the one you still have to figure out.

Changing the woman in your life will not help you one bit - other than the sex part, you'll still have the same responsibilities with double the costs.

**neewwman** · 08-29-2004, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

Changing the woman in your life will not help you one bit - other than the sex part, you'll still have the same responsibilities with double the costs.

I wasn't serious about getting a new woman. Last thing I want to do is pay alimony for the rest of my life and child support for the next 15.5 years.

**badmunchkin** · 08-29-2004, 07:56 PM

nice analogy

**Za Ha** · 08-29-2004, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
I say, get a babysitter if you can - take her out & enjoy her once a week. A hotel or even a motel quickie will stop her complaints if she doesn't have to have two kids constantly around her. Sex is the last thing on her mind because she's giving all her energy to the kids. Take her out - take your time - remind her what sex used to be before there were kids, she'll remember to enjoy herself with you & use it to lure you away from the computer

My mother always said: Better the devil you know than the one you still have to figure out.

Changing the woman in your life will not help you one bit - other than the sex part, you'll still have the same responsibilities with double the costs.

Great words of advice.
Getting rid of the woman who you have been with this long is a stupid movie imo.

**Screaming** · 08-29-2004, 08:21 PM

and there will be plenty out there but they might become the same way in time to come, becareful

**aSStig** · 08-29-2004, 08:22 PM

i guess she has a new boy, thats why she's asking for a bigger amount its because she needs to support her bf . . . .

what you think ? !?

**Dagwolf** · 08-29-2004, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
I say, get a babysitter if you can - take her out & enjoy her once a week. A hotel or even a motel quickie will stop her complaints if she doesn't have to have two kids constantly around her. Sex is the last thing on her mind because she's giving all her energy to the kids. Take her out - take your time - remind her what sex used to be before there were kids, she'll remember to enjoy herself with you & use it to lure you away from the computer

My mother always said: Better the devil you know than the one you still have to figure out.

Changing the woman in your life will not help you one bit - other than the sex part, you'll still have the same responsibilities with double the costs.

So you're saying... Enjoy the babysitter?

**Kard63** · 08-29-2004, 08:25 PM

Trade her in for a new model. A younger one ;)

More appreciative..... and tighter.

**jOdEs** · 08-29-2004, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by neewwman
Today my wife was complaining to me: "You spend more and more hours in your computer room with hardly any more money to show for it." She often complains that we don't have enough money.

This really bums me out. I thought to myself that telling a guy he doesn't make enough money is like telling him his penis isn't big enough.

Then I thought to myself -- hey, my money-penis is HUGE! It's bigger than any money-penis she ever dreamed of having or had any contact with before she met me. (I make about $150,000 per year lately, have made more in the past.)

The problem is that my money-penis has stretched out her money-vagina into a huge gaping maw into which she can stuff endless quantities of consumer goods. Her money-vagina is now so big and loose that she can't be satisfied by my money-penis anymore.

What I need is a new girl with a nice tight money-vagina who will be overwhelmed by my huge money-cock.

LOL

**neewwman** · 08-29-2004, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by aSStig
i guess she has a new boy, thats why she's asking for a bigger amount its because she needs to support her bf . . . .

what you think ? !?

No way. I work at home, she's a housewife. We're together practically 24 hours per day.

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