I'm a BRAVE motherfucker!! FUck wit me?? Don't try it.

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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 21061

    #1

    I'm a BRAVE motherfucker!! FUck wit me?? Don't try it.

    Nov 2002, I remember the date because I let a friend move in for two weeks; that's when I bought a frozen squid!
    A big MoFo too!

    I took the squid out of the freezer tonight, 14 months later; thawed it in the sink and cut it up.
    That's some nasty brown shit in these MoFo's!!

    (the f**kin sink overflowed and I had 1/4inch of water all over the kitchen floor, cause I don't give a shit and left the water runing)

    It smelled like hell!
    It looked like shit!
    It was slimy as fuck!

    I threw out the guts and sliced it up. Used a soy sauce marinade(for 2 minutes; I aint no fucking chef) and then a flour batter and deep fried that summagun up!

    It was a little tough to chew but I ate every damn piece!

    That's why I'm fucking BRAVE!!!!!


    PS: Does anyone know how to make calamari tender???
    if so then please tell me before I fucking die from eating this year old shit. I only have hours to live.
    Good luck.



  • pornkitten
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 1412

    #2
    to make a long story short...
    too lazy to find advertising for this sig space

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    • blackmonsters
      Making PHP work
      • Nov 2002
      • 21061

      #3
      Originally posted by pornkitten
      to make a long story short...
      I'm sorry; my post was for someone who could fucking read.
      Good luck.



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