An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw-but
especially by two shiny silver walls that could move
apart and slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I
don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching in amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled her way up to the
moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened,
and the lady rolled between them into a small chamber.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continued to watch until the last number
was reached; then the numbers began to light up in reverse
order. Finally the walls opened again, and a gorgeous
24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother!"
Regards,
Lee