If you could bang any GFYer.....

**AaronM** · 01-25-2004, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

OMG if I could only say who you are!!!!

But I can't and won't but I will say I am totally flattered and I am blushing.

My lips are sealed and thank you.

Are you cheating on me BIATCH!?

**boardersweetie** · 01-25-2004, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by Holly
I was a cheerleader and I loved geeky guys! I've always liked really, really smart boys. Most of them are sort of socially backwards or shy, but I like that.

I was a cheerleader too. I dated my share of football assholes, but in the end geeky guys are the best, and they always have a place in my heart.

**Loryn** · 01-25-2004, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Are you cheating on me BIATCH!?

OMG if you only knew.

**Tala** · 01-25-2004, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by boardersweetie

I was a cheerleader too. I dated my share of football assholes, but in the end geeky guys are the best, and they always have a place in my heart.

Mmmm...nerds.....geeks kick ass.

**AaronM** · 01-25-2004, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by boardersweetie

I was a cheerleader too. I dated my share of football assholes, but in the end geeky guys are the best, and they always have a place in my heart.

This is typical. The football assholes don't have the money these days and the geeks do.

I never banged a cheerleader back in highschool but I hooked up with 3 from OSU last year. Go figure.

**Holly** · 01-25-2004, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Loved, as in past tense? Darn...
WG

I meant back in high school in the cheerleading days. No past tense - I've always liked smart, geeky boys the best. That's my fetish.

**Loryn** · 01-25-2004, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by boardersweetie

I was a cheerleader too. I dated my share of football assholes, but in the end geeky guys are the best, and they always have a place in my heart.

Football players??? There is your mistake!!!

The WRESTLERS were the best all around!!!! In Highschool that is!!

**AaronM** · 01-25-2004, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

OMG if you only knew.

Oh but I do know. Who do you think referred Shortbus to GFY?

**WiredGuy** · 01-25-2004, 12:10 AM

Where did all these girls who like geeks come from? Never met one that was serious

WG

**fatal attraction** · 01-25-2004, 12:10 AM

Aaron, could you icq me please! ICQ #168168480. Thanks, Lori

**pornkitten** · 01-25-2004, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by AaronM
Here's a good rule of thumb that works for me...I take my current weight then subtract 120 pounds. If the girl weighs that or more then I will not do her.

No offense to the big girls...I just can't do it. TheSpaceBulldog is into the plump ladies though and he is a skinny black man.

I am 115 pounds ;)

**Shortbus McGee** · 01-25-2004, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by Holly
I meant back in high school in the cheerleading days. No past tense - I've always liked smart, geeky boys the best. That's my fetish.

What about an intelligent guy who is not a geek but has an 11" cock and knows how to use it.

Loryn can vouch for the size since I just sent her a pic.

**WiredGuy** · 01-25-2004, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by Holly
I meant back in high school in the cheerleading days. No past tense - I've always liked smart, geeky boys the best. That's my fetish.

Hi there Holly

**Loryn** · 01-25-2004, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Oh but I do know. Who do you think referred Shortbus to GFY?

Bluffer!!!

You would stop posting if you knew.

**ModelPerfect** · 01-25-2004, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by pornkitten

I am 115 pounds ;)

Liar, you're 117.

**boardersweetie** · 01-25-2004, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Football players??? There is your mistake!!!

The WRESTLERS were the best all around!!!! In Highschool that is!!

I admit football players were a mistake. We didn't have a wrestling team, but the snowboard team guys were hot enough to make a girl forget about every other sport's team...

**AaronM** · 01-25-2004, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by pornkitten

I am 115 pounds ;)

And I am searching for airfare to the DC area now.

**Tala** · 01-25-2004, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

What about an intelligent guy who is not a geek but has an 11" cock and knows how to use it.

Loryn can vouch for the size since I just sent her a pic.

Peter Steele??????????

**boardersweetie** · 01-25-2004, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Where did all these girls who like geeks come from? Never met one that was serious

WG

if there's any place to find girls who are serious about geeks, this would be it. we're not chatting on here because we expect brad pitt to be cruising the boards.

**AaronM** · 01-25-2004, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Bluffer!!!

You would stop posting if you knew.

Oh really?

So if I tell you that in the pic you were just sent....He is probably wearing a gold bracelet on his right arm and has a tat on his left forearm........

**Loryn** · 01-25-2004, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

What about an intelligent guy who is not a geek but has an 11" cock and knows how to use it.

Loryn can vouch for the size since I just sent her a pic.

I so love this!!!!

I am finally in on it. And yes he does!!!

**Holly** · 01-25-2004, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by boardersweetie

I was a cheerleader too. I dated my share of football assholes, but in the end geeky guys are the best, and they always have a place in my heart.

I never like the football guys. My friends all dated them and they all thought I was crazy, but I always liked the smartest boys - whichever one made the best test grade, could solve the calculus problem no one else could, the best lab partner, made the highest on SAT's, etc. Only problem was, they usually couldn't tell when you were obviously trying to hit on them.

You had to get someone to tell them you liked them, then they never knew what to do and would practically run away.

**AaronM** · 01-25-2004, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by boardersweetie

if there's any place to find girls who are serious about geeks, this would be it. we're not chatting on here because we expect brad pitt to be cruising the boards.

LMAO!

Nice reality check.

**boardersweetie** · 01-25-2004, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by Holly
Only problem was, they usually couldn't tell when you were obviously trying to hit on them. You had to get someone to tell them you liked them, then they never knew what to do and would practically run away.

I know exactly what you mean!! You could be naked on their bed and they'd be playing CS.

**Loryn** · 01-25-2004, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Oh really?

So if I tell you that in the pic you were just sent....He is probably wearing a gold bracelet on his right arm and has a tat on his left forearm........

Gold bracelet??? NOPE

Tattoo on the forearm that would be Tofu!!!! NOPE

BLUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Shortbus McGee** · 01-25-2004, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I so love this!!!!

I am finally in on it. And yes he does!!!

So when ould you like to hook up and get "on it" in person?

**Holly** · 01-25-2004, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I so love this!!!!

I am finally in on it. And yes he does!!!

Loryn, ICQ me and tell me who it is.

Would I recognize him under a different name?

**Shortbus McGee** · 01-25-2004, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by Holly
Loryn, ICQ me and tell me who it is. Would I recognize him under a different name?

100% for sure.

**Tala** · 01-25-2004, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Gold bracelet??? NOPE

Tattoo on the forearm that would be Tofu!!!! NOPE

BLUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmmm...Tofuuuuuu....

**boardersweetie** · 01-25-2004, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

LMAO!

Nice reality check.

i didn't mean to be so blunt, but unless you're a shameless gold digger, you gotta like nerds a little to be a girl in this industry.

**Tala** · 01-25-2004, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

100% for sure.

Oooooo! Would we ALL recognize you, then??

**WiredGuy** · 01-25-2004, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by boardersweetie
I know exactly what you mean!! You could be naked on their bed and they'd be playing CS.

Because we're rarely hit on we can't tell as easily

We're smart in some areas but complete idiots in others.

WG

**Holly** · 01-25-2004, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

100% for sure.

Help me out, here. Give me a hint.

**Shortbus McGee** · 01-25-2004, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Tala
Oooooo! Would we ALL recognize you, then??

Yes.

**Loryn** · 01-25-2004, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

So when ould you like to hook up and get "on it" in person?

I will not answer that in fear that someone will figure you out and then I will have to leave. Well not unless I "hook up" with you. And if I do that then there is no looking back. I am not ready to make that decision. Okay I have said to much and feel foolish. BYE

**AaronM** · 01-25-2004, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I will not answer that in fear that someone will figure you out and then I will have to leave. Well not unless I "hook up" with you. And if I do that then there is no looking back. I am not ready to make that decision. Okay I have said to much and feel foolish. BYE

Owned.

**AaronM** · 01-25-2004, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

Yes.

Shhh.

Don't give it away bro.

Pretty funny that as soon as a woman vouches for the size of your package that all of a sudden others are interested in you.

**Shortbus McGee** · 01-25-2004, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by Holly
Help me out, here. Give me a hint.

A hint? Are you the same Holly that I met in Phoenix on the Hummer tour?

**Loryn** · 01-25-2004, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by Holly
Loryn, ICQ me and tell me who it is. Would I recognize him under a different name?

I cannot. No way!! But it is a person that anyone, including myself, would least expect. I am floored. My mouth is still hanging open and my face is red.

**WiredGuy** · 01-25-2004, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by AaronM
Shhh.

Don't give it away bro.

Pretty funny that as soon as a woman vouches for the size of your package that all of a sudden others are interested in you.

**Shortbus McGee** · 01-25-2004, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I cannot. No way!! But it is a person that anyone, including myself, would least expect. I am floored. My mouth is still hanging open and my face is red.

Can you open your mouth a little wider please? I hate getting scraped.

**WiredGuy** · 01-25-2004, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee
A hint? Are you the same Holly that I met in Phoenix on the Hummer tour?

You're thinking of Holly Moss from Goodthinxxx I think

**boardersweetie** · 01-25-2004, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Because we're rarely hit on we can't tell as easily
We're smart in some areas but complete idiots in others.

WG

I think Southpark Movie could explain this well:

Dude, you just have to have confidence in yourself. Believe in yourself and others will believe in you. Chicks love confidence. Now go, hurry! The clitoris has spoken.

**Holly** · 01-25-2004, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

A hint? Are you the same Holly that I met in Phoenix on the Hummer tour?

No, I'm not that Holly. As long as you're not sexed or videovoyeur, then anybody else is okay.

And I'm not even gonna ask what a "hummer tour" is.

Are you definitely male?

**Tala** · 01-25-2004, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Shhh.

Don't give it away bro.

Pretty funny that as soon as a woman vouches for the size of your package that all of a sudden others are interested in you.

It's not the size of the package that I'm interested in. I'm just a nosey bitch who wants to know who the mystery guest is.

Will the mystery guest sign in please??

**Loryn** · 01-25-2004, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

Can you open your moth a little wider please? I hate getting scraped.

I would not even know where to begin.

**Shortbus McGee** · 01-25-2004, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

You're thinking of Holly Moss from Goodthinxxx I think

Yes I am. She can vouch for my abilities as well.

**WiredGuy** · 01-25-2004, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by Shortbus McGee
Yes I am. She can vouch for my abilities as well.

If you know Holly Moss that well I probably know you too then

**Loryn** · 01-25-2004, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

If you know Holly Moss that well I probably know you too then

You know him. I do not know if you have spoken with him, but you have defiantly shaken his hand.

**WiredGuy** · 01-25-2004, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
You know him. I do not know if you have spoken with him, but you have defiantly shaken his hand.

Hmmmmm

If you could bang any GFYer.....

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