If you lick your envelopes . . . You won't anymore!

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  • Fucksakes
    Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
    • Dec 2003
    • 7567

    #1

    If you lick your envelopes . . . You won't anymore!

    This lady was working in a post office in California, one day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge.

    That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor, took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery.

    When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live roach crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

    This is a true story . . . Pass it on
  • detoxed
    vip member
    • Jan 2003
    • 17798

    #2
    b...b....b........buu......bullshit

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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      thats a old urban legend

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      • Nasty
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 1575

        #4
        bull

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        • brizzad
          holla
          • Jul 2003
          • 11769

          #5
          this is the gayest thread ever


          you didnt even provide a link to the source

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          • Fucksakes
            Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
            • Dec 2003
            • 7567

            #6
            at my brothers house, he lives in an apartment, seen 3 fucking bugs so far today run across his floor, was looking for some pictures, pretty grossed out right now.. came across that story on the internet.

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            • BeHeadR
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              • Jun 2003
              • 1152

              #7
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              • detoxed
                vip member
                • Jan 2003
                • 17798

                #8
                One day, I had sex with this chick,and 5000 baby roaches and spiders came out of her vagina. Then she turned into a giant insect queen and started spewing green shit everywhere. I ran like hell

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                • dready
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 5247

                  #9
                  I hear they can grow in your ass too.
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                  • WarChild
                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 17263

                    #10
                    Urban myth.
                    .

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                    • Fucksakes
                      Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 7567

                      #11
                      Originally posted by brizzad
                      this is the gayest thread ever


                      you didnt even provide a link to the source
                      bottom of the page
                      http://www.truthminers.com/truth/cockroaches!.htm

                      for whatever this is useful to you.

                      and yeah it was a gay post, thats why i posted it here.

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                      • riosluts
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 5250

                        #12
                        umm i think its an urban legend also. I've heard that story like 2 years ago

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                        • bllott
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2368

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fucksakes
                          bottom of the page
                          http://www.truthminers.com/truth/cockroaches!.htm

                          for whatever this is useful to you.

                          and yeah it was a gay post, thats why i posted it here.
                          i've heard of that kind of shit, but the one i read was about a guy who had roach larvae clusters growing in his gums..

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                          • Doctor Dre
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 51692

                            #14
                            i beleive it 0 % ... doesn't make sence
                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                            • bringer
                              i have man boobies
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 13082

                              #15
                              dont eat poprocks while drinking pepsi
                              your head will explode
                              this story is complete bullshit, pass it on
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                              • Babagirls
                                Text Writer
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 18812

                                #16
                                Originally posted by bringer
                                dont eat poprocks while drinking pepsi
                                your head will explode
                                this story is complete bullshit, pass it on
                                lol

                                saw the pepsi and poprocks myth busted on MythBusters




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                                • cali_22
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 2330

                                  #17
                                  dude what are u smoking

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                                  • neewwman
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                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 1737

                                    #18
                                    What is the point of posting a story you know is a hoax?

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                                    • atvrider0
                                      Registered User
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 27

                                      #19
                                      Im sure that the ending of this story was at the end of some e-mail saying that if you dont pass this on to 500,000 other of your "friends" that roaches will hatch out of your ass and jesus will no longer love you

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                                      • bringer
                                        i have man boobies
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 13082

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Babagirls
                                        lol

                                        saw the pepsi and poprocks myth busted on MythBusters
                                        i busted it when i tried it
                                        i figured my head blowing up would be cool
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                                        • jOdEs
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 271

                                          #21
                                          i've heard that shit b4...buncha BS~!!!!

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                                          • EviLGuY
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 12745

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                            This lady was working in a post office in California, one day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge.

                                            That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor, took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery.

                                            When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live roach crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

                                            This is a true story . . . Pass it on
                                            Yeah thats bullshit alright.. I don't lick stamps or envelopes though. That paste shit tastes terrible.

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                                            • spherex
                                              Registered User
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 43

                                              #23
                                              The acidity in your saliva would digest the eggs. I call Bullshit.
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                                              • European Lee
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 7133

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by spherex
                                                The acidity in your saliva would digest the eggs. I call Bullshit.
                                                Saliva isnt acidic so it wouldnt LOL

                                                Although i beleive the alkalines in it would ;)

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                                                • spherex
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 43

                                                  #25
                                                  Betz?
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                                                  • spherex
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 43

                                                    #26
                                                    There are five alkaline-forming minerals, also known as acid-binding minerals. These minerals are: calcium, potassium, sodium, magnesium, and iron. Each of these are important for creating a healthy alkaline environment. These minerals bind with acid minerals and evacuate those acidic and toxic substances. Consuming more alkaline foods allows for a mucousless body. A vision of a mucous-free body is no sinus congestion, chronic lymphatic congestion or swelling, fluid accumulation in the lungs, joint calcification, calcium deficiency, etc.

                                                    Ok your right. I learned something new. You knew what I meant though lol.
                                                    Last edited by spherex; 08-29-2004, 12:21 AM.
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