Things have changed in 30 years

1974: Long hair
2004: Longing for hair


1974: The perfect high
2004: The perfect high yield mutual fund


1974: KEG
2004: EKG


1974: Acid rock
2004: Acid reflux


1974: Moving to California because it's cool
2004: Moving to California because it's warm


1974: Seeds and stems
2004: Roughage


1974: Killer weed
2004: Weed killer


1974: Hoping for a BMW
2004: Hoping for a BM


1974: The Grateful Dead
2004: Dr. Kevorkian


1974: Rolling Stones
2004: Kidney Stones


1974: Screw the system
2004: Upgrade the system


1974: Disco
2004: Costco


1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved


1974: Passing the driver's test
2004: Passing the vision test


1974: Whatever
2004: Depends