Best conspiracy theory i've heard thus far.

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  • The Truth Hurts
    Zph7YXfjMhg
    • Nov 2002
    • 15734
    #1

    Best conspiracy theory i've heard thus far.

    Cheney takes the stage at the RNC.

    Announces that he's stepping down as VP for "health reasons".

    After a brief scuffle on the floor, a spontaneous "DRAFT McCAIN" movement starts, and we have our new VP.

    Bush wins by a landslide.
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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692
      #2
      Maybe ... but Bush is still there . Fuck bush he sucks elephant cocks ... he cannot win again .
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • Gheenz
          Here's Your Sign
          • Oct 2003
          • 2410
          #3
          I just learned today that "Megalomaniac" by Incubus is about President Bush.

          Incubus rocks
          Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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            • Plan9
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 1801
              #4
              Originally posted by NickHimself
              I just learned today that "Megalomaniac" by Incubus is about President Bush.

              Incubus rocks
              hear you on the radio
              You permeate my screen, its' unkind but
              If I met you in a scissor fight
              I'd cut off both your wings on principle alone
              On principle alone

              Hey megalomaniac
              You're no Jesus
              Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis
              Special, as you know yourself
              Baby, just step down, step down

              If I were your appendages
              I'd hold open your eyes
              So you would see
              That all of us are heaven sent
              There was never meant to be only one
              To be only one

              Hey megalomaniac
              You're no Jesus
              Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis
              Special, as you know yourself
              Baby, just step down, step down

              Yeah
              You're no Jesus
              You're no Elvis
              ...
              You're no answer

              Hey megalomaniac
              You're no Jesus
              Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis
              Special, as you know yourself
              Just step down

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                • candyflip
                  Carpe Visio
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 43069
                  #5
                  Doesn't McCain despise Bush? I don't see this happening.

                  But Chaney coming out as being for gay marriage could shake things up.

                  Spend you some brain.
                  Email Me

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                    • Doctor Dre
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 51692
                      #6
                      The best one I've heard today is from spunky ... he thinks I'm a bot ;P or that I outsource my posting
                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                        • exposed
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 1449
                          #7
                          Originally posted by NickHimself
                          I just learned today that "Megalomaniac" by Incubus is about President Bush.

                          Incubus rocks
                          Hellz yeah!


                          Incubus
                          "I felt victimized by the Ian Eisenbergs of the world" - Mary Burger

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