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  • Greg B
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    • Jul 2001
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    #1

    Mars Spirit Rover: This shit is starting to get scary...

    I don't live too far from JPL in Pasadena. I know lots of folks who work there.

    I ain't seen nor heard from anybody all mother fucking day since the Mars rover went on the blink.

    I mean not one fucking word. Nobody answering phones, nobody stopping by to pick up kids, comic books etc.

    Even when the space shuttle blew up you would still see everybody all damned day even after overtime.

    Somethin' weird is goin' on. That rover was built with enough redundancies so that the only thing that could have fucked it up would have been a bomb or a crash or a meteorite or something.

    Keep an eye out for this one boys, there's another rover due on Saturday. Britain's ground lab disappeared. Spirit was working flawlessly above parameters until yesterday. WTF?
  • tbabe
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    #2
    you're scaring me. please stop

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    • detoxed
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      #3
      You cant read very well can you?


      "NASA received its last significant data from the unmanned Spirit early Wednesday, its 19th day on Mars. Since then, the six-wheeled rover has sent either random, meaningless radio noise or simple beeps acknowledging it has received commands from Earth. "

      So there was no bomb or crash or meteorite.

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      • tbabe
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        #4
        Originally posted by detoxed
        You cant read very well can you?


        "NASA received its last significant data from the unmanned Spirit early Wednesday, its 19th day on Mars. Since then, the six-wheeled rover has sent either random, meaningless radio noise or simple beeps acknowledging it has received commands from Earth. "
        Now i feel better. thank you

        I was worried we were gonna be invaded by martians.

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        • WebTitan
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          #5
          do you think the martians captured it?

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          • Oracle Porn
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            #6
            Originally posted by tbabe


            Now i feel better. thank you

            I was worried we were gonna be invaded by martians.


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            • Dveron
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              • Jman69
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                #8
                Originally posted by WebTitan
                do you think the martians captured it?
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                • cold_ice
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Greg B

                  Somethin' weird is goin' on. That rover was built with enough redundancies so that the only thing that could have fucked it up would have been a bomb or a crash or a meteorite or something.

                  Keep an eye out for this one boys, there's another rover due on Saturday. Britain's ground lab disappeared. Spirit was working flawlessly above parameters until yesterday. WTF?
                  Wouldn't that just be sweet. Damn I get a chubby just thinking about it. Finding intelligent life there would make a lot of the little shit seem, well little.

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                  • Greg B
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                    • Jul 2001
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by detoxed
                    You cant read very well can you?


                    "NASA received its last significant data from the unmanned Spirit early Wednesday, its 19th day on Mars. Since then, the six-wheeled rover has sent either random, meaningless radio noise or simple beeps acknowledging it has received commands from Earth. "

                    So there was no bomb or crash or meteorite.
                    I can read just find asswipe. That info is already known. What's troubling is it shouldn't be happening. The rover sent a signal that it's still there but that's all. It's not a software glitch or it'ld have been repaired so they're thinking it's a hardware glitch which doesn't make sense considering the redundancies in systems operations and profiles.

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                    • Greg B
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                      • Jul 2001
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by cold_ice


                      Wouldn't that just be sweet. Damn I get a chubby just thinking about it. Finding intelligent life there would make a lot of the little shit seem, well little.
                      Puleeeze, there's no life there. It's just a rust ball. If there is or was it's probably microorganisms locked into the soil or mantle.

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                      • cold_ice
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Greg B


                        I can read just find asswipe. That info is already known. What's troubling is it shouldn't be happening. The rover sent a signal that it's still there but that's all. It's not a software glitch or it'ld have been repaired so they're thinking it's a hardware glitch which doesn't make sense considering the redundancies in systems operations and profiles.
                        Yeah and besides all that your fucking up our fantasies

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                        • Rorschach
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                          • Aug 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by tbabe


                          Now i feel better. thank you

                          I was worried we were gonna be invaded by martians.
                          They want our oil.

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                          • Centurion
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by WebTitan
                            do you think the martians captured it?

                            Definitely!! Look at how many of our Mars probes have gone bad. Plus the European probe also failed.

                            But the most telling point is that when they say it's sending back "meaningless signals"..they aren't really telling you everything.

                            One news source said that what the lander was sending back messages of 1's & 0's

                            Now that's BINARY code..the UNIVERSAL language for communications.

                            Intelligent life has been found and is trying to contact us. And the government is probably using this as a cover while they debate whether or not to let the populace know. One reason the government doesn't want to release evidence of intelligent life is the fear of public panic!

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                            • detoxed
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                              #15
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                              • tbabe
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rorschach


                                They want our oil.
                                Nobody would ever go to war over oil.

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                                • cold_ice
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Greg B


                                  Puleeeze, there's no life there. It's just a rust ball. If there is or was it's probably microorganisms locked into the soil or mantle.
                                  Okay now your fucking up my fantasies. I want to do it with an alien girl on the moon with the Earth in the back round

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                                  • tbabe
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Centurion




                                    One news source said that what the lander was sending back messages of 1's & 0's

                                    Now that's BINARY code..the UNIVERSAL language for communications.

                                    Out of curiosity, how do we know thats the UNIVERAL language? I mean, isnt it possible, even likely that intelligent life on some far off planet has no idea what 1 and 0 is?

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                                    • cold_ice
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Centurion


                                      But the most telling point is that when they say it's sending back "meaningless signals"..they aren't really telling you everything.
                                      Maybe they are trying to talk in a language Bush can understand

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                                      • Libertine
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                                        • May 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by tbabe


                                        Out of curiosity, how do we know thats the UNIVERAL language? I mean, isnt it possible, even likely that intelligent life on some far off planet has no idea what 1 and 0 is?
                                        Not likely. The ability to count is pretty much necessary for science, and the concept of the 0 is necessary for more advanced math.
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                                        • tbabe
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by punkworld


                                          Not likely. The ability to count is pretty much necessary for science, and the concept of the 0 is necessary for more advanced math.
                                          But thats on earth, how do we know how other planets would work

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                                          • Centurion
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by cold_ice

                                            Maybe they are trying to talk in a language Bush can understand


                                            Man..what if they DID say "Take me to your leader!" ?

                                            Man..would they EVER be DISAPPOINTED!!

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                                            • detoxed
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by tbabe


                                              But thats on earth, how do we know how other planets would work
                                              Yeah, pretty impossible to know that another life form uses binary code.

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                                              • tbabe
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Centurion




                                                Man..what if they DID say "Take me to your leader!" ?

                                                Man..would they EVER be DISAPPOINTED!!
                                                LOL travel all that way...for bush

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                                                • gornyhuy
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                                                  #25
                                                  guys, its not "zero" and "one" its the simplest possible numbering system: one which has two states. On and Off.

                                                  Furthermore, its FUCKING HARD to build things that work in such harsh conditions so far away after such a long trip after braking and landing. (I speak from direct mars experience here) (no kidding) So we should thank our lucky stars we've been this successful so far.

                                                  By the way, bush is a total buttfuck for pushing manned missions.

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                                                  • Jamdin
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                                                    #26
                                                    Sheesh...everybody knows there are no Martians anymore. They became Terrans

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                                                    • tbabe
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Jamdin
                                                      Sheesh...everybody knows there are no Martians anymore. They became Terrans
                                                      I stand corrected

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                                                      • Dr. Nick
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Centurion


                                                        One news source said that what the lander was sending back messages of 1's & 0's

                                                        Now that's BINARY code..the UNIVERSAL language for communications.

                                                        Houston, we have a genuis

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                                                        • foolio
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                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          i heard the martians that wrote '194' in that rock are now writhing other random numbers all over the rover - and thats why it is not working.

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                                                          • FTVGirls
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                                                            #30

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                                                            • jerryfan2000
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                                                              #31
                                                              maybe alien destroyed it.
                                                              Originally posted by Greg B
                                                              I don't live too far from JPL in Pasadena. I know lots of folks who work there.

                                                              I ain't seen nor heard from anybody all mother fucking day since the Mars rover went on the blink.

                                                              I mean not one fucking word. Nobody answering phones, nobody stopping by to pick up kids, comic books etc.

                                                              Even when the space shuttle blew up you would still see everybody all damned day even after overtime.

                                                              Somethin' weird is goin' on. That rover was built with enough redundancies so that the only thing that could have fucked it up would have been a bomb or a crash or a meteorite or something.

                                                              Keep an eye out for this one boys, there's another rover due on Saturday. Britain's ground lab disappeared. Spirit was working flawlessly above parameters until yesterday. WTF?

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                                                              • Centurion
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Dr. Nick


                                                                Houston, we have a genuis

                                                                Thank you for recognizing that fact!

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                                                                • foolio
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by foolio
                                                                  i heard the martians that wrote '194' in that rock are now writhing other random numbers all over the rover - and thats why it is not working.
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                                                                  • Phoenix
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    there is a satellite going over tonight, they are hoping that the rover will turn itself on and communicate with the satellite, so they can get more info from the rover.
                                                                    they were talking about it a little while ago.
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                                                                    • GonePhishing
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Man, I'm sure it just got wet and fucked up or some shit. I mean mars if freaking far. All of our space shit fucks up all the time. I'm sure this is just another case of our space tech just malfunctioning.
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                                                                      • Greg B
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by cold_ice
                                                                        Yeah and besides all that your fucking up our fantasies
                                                                        Well at least the world is safe knowing that you won't be conquering the Earth with rotten spelling.

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                                                                        • KRL
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                                                                          • mrthumbs
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Greg B


                                                                            Well at least the world is safe knowing that you won't be conquering the Earth with rotten spelling.
                                                                            your wrong, his spelling is better then yours!!!

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                                                                            • Greg B
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • Greg B
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by GonePhishing
                                                                                Man, I'm sure it just got wet and fucked up or some shit. I mean mars if freaking far. All of our space shit fucks up all the time. I'm sure this is just another case of our space tech just malfunctioning.
                                                                                GonePhishing, just wanted to let you know that I sent your comment above to a pal from JPL who got back to me via IM. He laughed his ass off and said he couldn't have said it better than you have.

                                                                                The big issue here is 'what' exactly has gone wrong. Is it something major like sabotage or something wherein we need to rethink our engineering or management or just basic mother nature taking a toll on our earthling technology. Problem is these rovers and the hierarchy of it's engineering and management is covered with so many backups that it's phenomenal that they didn't see it coming. So it's not 'what' happened, it's 'how could it have happened and we didn't see it coming?'.

                                                                                Who knows, it could be a simple issue of sunspots for cryin' out loud.

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                                                                                • tbabe
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Or maybe aliens landed on mars, and used one of those buggy things we used on the moon and accidentally ran over the rover. Shit happens.

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                                                                                  • BoNgHiTtA
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Centurion




                                                                                    Man..what if they DID say "Take me to your leader!" ?

                                                                                    Man..would they EVER be DISAPPOINTED!!


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                                                                                    • blackmonsters
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I hope the mars rover will broadcast live pictures while the entire world watches and then all of a sudden some green dude walks into the picture and blast the rover with a ray gun and the picture goes blank.

                                                                                      Now that would be some coooooooool shit!!!
                                                                                      Good luck.



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                                                                                      • Roger
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I for one welcome our sexy martian tyrants.

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                                                                                        • Rorschach
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Roger
                                                                                          I for one welcome our sexy martian tyrants.
                                                                                          You fuckin geek

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                                                                                          • Mr.Fiction
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by GonePhishing
                                                                                            Man, I'm sure it just got wet and fucked up or some shit.
                                                                                            Yeah, probably all that rainy weather on Mars fucked it up.
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                                                                                            • blackmonsters
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Mr.Fiction


                                                                                              Yeah, probably all that rainy weather on Mars fucked it up.

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                                                                                              • Donny
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                There is no rover on mars. It's all hollywood created and scripted so Bush can funnel billions into secret projects. Like monitoring the population and taking away more of our civil rights.

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                                                                                                • playa
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Mars invasion has just started

                                                                                                  Preminent Strike

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                                                                                                  • iroc409
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                    I hope the mars rover will broadcast live pictures while the entire world watches and then all of a sudden some green dude walks into the picture and blast the rover with a ray gun and the picture goes blank.

                                                                                                    Now that would be some coooooooool shit!!!
                                                                                                    lol, yeah, but then a few hours later you'd be getting anally raped by that little green man while the entire human race is wiped off the planet.
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