Did Senator Palpatine (SITH LORD) get Shmi Skywalker Pregnant?

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  • NickJ
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    #1

    Did Senator Palpatine (SITH LORD) get Shmi Skywalker Pregnant?

    I remember in episode I when Quigon Gin askes Shmi Skywalker who the father of Anikin was she replies "Nobody. I had him myself and there is no father". Was it the sith? Did that Sith plan the whole thing about making Anakin and then having the Jedi find him when he was to old to be a Jedi and everything. Did he just plan everything from day one???
  • Maxy
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    #2
    I don't know but don't you think Natalie Portman was hot?
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    • NickJ
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      #3
      Yea padme is hot.. I have seen pics of her on the Internet.. some paparizi pics where she is topless. I think she is even hotter now as they looked very perky indeed.

      I am really curious to know what some of you Star Wars buffs think about my question.

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      • uno
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        #4
        I thought it was just a dumb religious ploy.
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        • StuartD
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          #5
          He was born "from the force"... neither good nor evil... no one's plot... it was "the will of the force."

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          • NickJ
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            #6
            Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
            He was born "from the force"... neither good nor evil... no one's plot... it was "the will of the force."

            Now stop making me feel like a nerd.
            Will of the force? But why? I think that the only explanation is the Sith did it. The sith had a plan for this boy all along. But how can it be possible he could plan all of this so correctly?

            What about the clones from Kamino? When he had the other dark lord.. I forgot his name,, yes Darth sidious, order the clones, did the Sith know that he would execute code 66 ?

            He really had this all planned out.. The dark side has been in control from day one and the good jedi were just a bunch of pawns. Then Yoda goes into exile for like 20 years while Luke grows to about 20 years old. Seems to me Jedi got whooped big time.

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            • Ace_luffy
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              #7
              Wow... i didn't know that
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              • uno
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                #8
                Anakin was put in that galaxy to die for our sins.

                Like Jesus Gone Wild.
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                • StuartD
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NickJ
                  Will of the force? But why? I think that the only explanation is the Sith did it. The sith had a plan for this boy all along. But how can it be possible he could plan all of this so correctly?
                  Well, if you make assumptions based on the movies alone... I can see that line of thinking as well. Makes sense.

                  But if you do some reading into it, you'll find that it was nothing quite so complex.
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                  • fuelcell
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                    #10
                    From StarWars.com:

                    A loving, soft-spoken woman, Shmi Skywalker was determined to provide a better future for her only son, Anakin, than their lives as slaves could possibly offer. She knew her son was special -- despite their hardship, Anakin was selfless, kind and gifted. His birth was extraordinary -- there was no father. Some have speculated that it was the will of the Force that created Anakin in Shmi's womb. This would suggest that Anakin is the one spoken of in an ancient Jedi prophecy -- the Chosen One who will bring balance to the Force.
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                    • NickJ
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                      #11
                      That was a great explanation from starwars.com but it still leaves the question open. Jedi Windom and yoda are talking about that in episode 3 and yoda says maybe the prophecy was read incorrect.

                      Also, if Anaikin was to old to become a Jedi when Quigon found him, how come yoda decides to train Luke? Luke is even older than Anakin was.

                      And if Anakin is the chosen one then how did it come to be that he was found by Quigon? He always used to tell Anikin that "nothing happens by chance". I wonder if this is really true?

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                      • StuartD
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by NickJ
                        That was a great explanation from starwars.com but it still leaves the question open. Jedi Windom and yoda are talking about that in episode 3 and yoda says maybe the prophecy was read incorrect.

                        Also, if Anaikin was to old to become a Jedi when Quigon found him, how come yoda decides to train Luke? Luke is even older than Anakin was.

                        And if Anakin is the chosen one then how did it come to be that he was found by Quigon? He always used to tell Anikin that "nothing happens by chance". I wonder if this is really true?
                        Yoda said that Luke was too old, but Obi Wan convinced him.... he was all that's left.

                        And in a sense... Anakin did bring balance. Think of it. There was only good Jedi's around. No Sith... except for the 2 hidden ones. If you bring balance to that, what's the outcome?
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                        • WebairGerard
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                          #13
                          a virgin birth is what we have here.

                          yes natalie portman is very hot!

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                          • Phoenix
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by uno
                            I thought it was just a dumb religious ploy.

                            same here....my only begotten son and all
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                            • NickJ
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by WebairGerard
                              a virgin birth is what we have here.

                              yes natalie portman is very hot!


                              WOW!!!! is that really her? That is a very very sexy picture. Where can I see more of those?

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                              • Thrawn$
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                                #16
                                Anakin killed the empror at the end, so the prophecy was correct
                                but where that skywalker name came from?
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                                • Meta Ridley
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by fuelcell
                                  From StarWars.com:

                                  A loving, soft-spoken woman, Shmi Skywalker was determined to provide a better future for her only son, Anakin, than their lives as slaves could possibly offer. She knew her son was special -- despite their hardship, Anakin was selfless, kind and gifted. His birth was extraordinary -- there was no father. Some have speculated that it was the will of the Force that created Anakin in Shmi's womb. This would suggest that Anakin is the one spoken of in an ancient Jedi prophecy -- the Chosen One who will bring balance to the Force.

                                  Originally posted by NickJ
                                  That was a great explanation from starwars.com but it still leaves the question open. Jedi Windom and yoda are talking about that in episode 3 and yoda says maybe the prophecy was read incorrect.

                                  Also, if Anaikin was to old to become a Jedi when Quigon found him, how come yoda decides to train Luke? Luke is even older than Anakin was.

                                  And if Anakin is the chosen one then how did it come to be that he was found by Quigon? He always used to tell Anikin that "nothing happens by chance". I wonder if this is really true?


                                  That is your answer. No it was not palpatine. The prophecy was NOT incorrect. It was the will of the force because in the end Anakin does bring balance to the force by killing palptine.
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                                  • fuzebox
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                                    And in a sense... Anakin did bring balance. Think of it. There was only good Jedi's around. No Sith... except for the 2 hidden ones. If you bring balance to that, what's the outcome?
                                    Anakin did bring balance in the way Obi Wan intended, but 20 years later than expected... Remember he is the one who eventually kills the Emperor after all.

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                                    • StuartD
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by fuzebox
                                      Anakin did bring balance in the way Obi Wan intended, but 20 years later than expected... Remember he is the one who eventually kills the Emperor after all.
                                      No, I know that... but it always seemed dumb to me that there'd be hundreds of jedi's and kids training and so forth... and 2 sith... and somehow killing those sith would bring "balance"

                                      Balance to me is having 2 of each... 100 of each.... equal good and evil.

                                      I know this isn't how the story intends it, it's just me... but to me, Anakin wiping out all those jedi's... now that's bringing some well needed balance to their goodie two shoe asses
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                                      • Thrawn$
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                                        #20
                                        The empror was to powerfull
                                        he was chillin in the same place as yoda and the other big jedi and no one was able to see or fell him as a jedi of the dark force
                                        palpatine was powerfull enough to see the future and create life
                                        so yes he maybe created Anakin.

                                        but he wasn't able to see the futur with Luke skywalker
                                        Luke fucked all his plans since he became jedi
                                        that why he got killed by dark vader, otherwise it was impossible to kill the empror.
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                                        • adamthick
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                                          #21
                                          I wondered if Palpatine knocked up Shmi too....the whole concept of a immaculate birth is kinda sketchy IMO...Palpatine could have used the darkside an put GHB in her drink. Mace, Yoda and Obi Wan talk about the prophecy an suggest that maybe its incorrect...prophesies aren't always right. I dunno, maybe there was no father...

                                          Palpatine was a mastermind though. The whole kidnap plot by Gen. Greivious in the beginning was just an excuse to draw out Anakin and get him to whack Dooku so he could replace him as the emperors new right hand man, all according to his design. Everyone thought Grevious was behind all the war mongering and the kidnapping but really the kidnap victim, was the kidnap mastermind. He creates all these fake conflicts just to move various pieces around on the board, to ultimately get what he wants. He was truly the keyzer soze of a galaxy far, far away.

                                          btw; does anyone know the story behind Gen.Grevious? When he was fighting Obi Wan, it looked like he had a heart and some other organs inside his frame...plus he was always coughing an hacking, but yet he was a droid...anyone know the backstory on that?


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                                          • WebairGerard
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by NickJ
                                            WOW!!!! is that really her? That is a very very sexy picture. Where can I see more of those?

                                            I agree, that is a VERY SEXY picture!

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                                            • brand0n
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                                              #23
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                                              • Doctor Dre
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                                                #24
                                                Anakin isn't the chosen one afterall ... luke is ;)
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                                                • gleem
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                                                  #25
                                                  ok, here's the info my fellow SW geeks.

                                                  Anakin was the chosen one, he brought balance to the force.... or did he? He clearly brings balance to the force by making it a 2 on 2 battle, 2 jedi left (Obi Wang and Yodoodle) and 2 Sith (Palpatory Cream, and Vader) but then he infact UNBALANCES the force by killing the Chancelor in part 6... Which is why if you read the books following episode 6 (I didn't) you'll see how LUKE turns to the darkside after starting his own Jedi Academy, and once again brings balance to the force by spawning Sith.

                                                  So Anakin balances the force in episode 3, and then his nut seed balances it again later on, so he is the chosen one.

                                                  Also Palpatine was talking about his master who could create life using the force, so obviously he or his master got Vader's Momma preggers by using the force, not the cock.




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                                                  • adultchica
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by NickJ
                                                    I remember in episode I when Quigon Gin askes Shmi Skywalker who the father of Anikin was she replies "Nobody. I had him myself and there is no father". Was it the sith? Did that Sith plan the whole thing about making Anakin and then having the Jedi find him when he was to old to be a Jedi and everything. Did he just plan everything from day one???
                                                    OK, I'm a huge star wars fan (I know, weird for a girl) Anyway, I started thinking about that. Wouldn't that just have been a hell of a twist if you're right? I mean, just absolutely nuts. It actually makes sense if you think about it!

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                                                    • tony299
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                                                      #27
                                                      that pic is too fucking hot

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                                                      • Translation
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                                                        #28
                                                        heres an idea. you are an adult (or at least supposed to be). grow up. its fiction. fake. made for kids.

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                                                        • StuartD
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Translation
                                                          heres an idea. you are an adult (or at least supposed to be). grow up. its fiction. fake. made for kids.
                                                          Just because something is fake, doesn't mean it's for kids.
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                                                          • Scott McD
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by WebairGerard
                                                            a virgin birth is what we have here.

                                                            yes natalie portman is very hot!

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                                                            • Michaelious
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                                                              #31
                                                              hmmm... i kinda like the whole idea myself

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                                                              • Brent_Moe
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                                                                #32
                                                                George Lucas aint finished with his next three sequels yet so let's just watch out..

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                                                                • NickJ
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  If you watch the disk 2 in the star wars 3 pack you will see that Ol Gorgie LUcas is like a genuis or a God. He as a big time double chin from looking at a book and writing so darn much but that guy is the bomb. He is chillin at Skywalker ranch. I would like to visit there and have a romp on the hay with Portman. Hey, where are those nude beach pics of her??

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                                                                  • PixeLs
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by NickJ
                                                                    Hey, where are those nude beach pics of her??

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                                                                    • ModelPerfect
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by gleem
                                                                      ok, here's the info my fellow SW geeks.

                                                                      Anakin was the chosen one, he brought balance to the force.... or did he? He clearly brings balance to the force by making it a 2 on 2 battle, 2 jedi left (Obi Wang and Yodoodle) and 2 Sith (Palpatory Cream, and Vader) but then he infact UNBALANCES the force by killing the Chancelor in part 6... Which is why if you read the books following episode 6 (I didn't) you'll see how LUKE turns to the darkside after starting his own Jedi Academy, and once again brings balance to the force by spawning Sith.

                                                                      So Anakin balances the force in episode 3, and then his nut seed balances it again later on, so he is the chosen one.

                                                                      Also Palpatine was talking about his master who could create life using the force, so obviously he or his master got Vader's Momma preggers by using the force, not the cock.
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                                                                      • rdunn404
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by brand0n
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Anakin Hated the Emperor all along.

                                                                          However why did it take em 20 years to realise that what the emperor promised was bullshit. He should have killed the emperor plane and simple at any point after the death of Padme.

                                                                          Anakin wanted to kill em, even when he decided to learn the ways of the "Dark side".


                                                                          Not to mention the Emporer when he told the story of Darth Plagus, the most powerful sith off all, it seems like Darth Plagus was actually the Emporers mentor while they were discussing the ability to keep people from dying.

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                                                                          • gideongallery
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by adamthick
                                                                            I wondered if Palpatine knocked up Shmi too....the whole concept of a immaculate birth is kinda sketchy IMO...Palpatine could have used the darkside an put GHB in her drink. Mace, Yoda and Obi Wan talk about the prophecy an suggest that maybe its incorrect...prophesies aren't always right. I dunno, maybe there was no father...

                                                                            Palpatine was a mastermind though. The whole kidnap plot by Gen. Greivious in the beginning was just an excuse to draw out Anakin and get him to whack Dooku so he could replace him as the emperors new right hand man, all according to his design. Everyone thought Grevious was behind all the war mongering and the kidnapping but really the kidnap victim, was the kidnap mastermind. He creates all these fake conflicts just to move various pieces around on the board, to ultimately get what he wants. He was truly the keyzer soze of a galaxy far, far away.

                                                                            btw; does anyone know the story behind Gen.Grevious? When he was fighting Obi Wan, it looked like he had a heart and some other organs inside his frame...plus he was always coughing an hacking, but yet he was a droid...anyone know the backstory on that?
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                                                                            • jimthefiend
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Nerd Alert

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                                                                              • NickJ
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Yes I am guilty NERD for life. I admit it. One more question. The clones were ordered like 10 years in advnace by some sith lord I think it was Sidious. When they were ordered was the whole plan to use them to help the JEdi at first and then issue the code 66.. was this planned some 10 years in advnace... If so what a brilliant plan..

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                                                                                • The Demon
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Either you guys are stupid or I'm a huge nerd.. There are many interpretations you can make from this. The first one would be that Palpatine created Anakin. But if you like that explanation, then the most logical one would be that Palpatine's master, Darth Plagueis created Anakin, since Palpatine stated that his master learned how to use Midichlorians to create life. It is very possible and even probable that Palpatine learned that power from Plagueis and then killed him. However with the prophecy of the chosen one, it means being created by the force itself. You CAN interpret that in the sense of Plagueis or Palpatine using the force to create him, but Lucas already stated that Anakin was created by the force, and there are no alternative explanations like Plagueis or Palpatine creating him. The idea's are really good because GL makes you think hard, but being the Chosen One pretty one cancels them out.. Now if you'll excuse me, I will get back to my Star Wars book..
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                                                                                  • fetishblog
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                                                                                    This is by far the nerdiest thread I have ever seen on GFY. It makes me happy.

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                                                                                    • rickholio
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by WebairGerard
                                                                                      a virgin birth is what we have here.

                                                                                      yes natalie portman is very hot!

                                                                                      Sure, in that Dachau-Dial-a-Date, So-Skinny-She-Sounds-Like-Crickets-When-She-Fucks kinda way.
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                                                                                      • The Demon
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Man you guys are so off. I'll tell you what I'll do since I'm bored and want to clear this up. Ask me ANYTHING you want to know in terms of Star Wars or your theories, i'll answer all the questions..
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                                                                                        • Wiggles
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          wow never thought this thread would get this big.
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                                                                                          • NickJ
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Sure this thread got huge. Star Wars is a real work of art and not as goofy as you might think once you follow the story. The first one was made about 20 years ago.. Pretty unique.

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                                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              She got pregnany at a Jedi orgy convention.
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                                                                                              • NickJ
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Jedi don't have sex or, they are not supposed to. They cannot have attachment to others becuase it will make them weak. See what love does. It takes your jedi powers. Same with shooting your gizz out to much. You need the swimmers to tell you what the force is doing. That is where the Jedi get the force powers. From the sperm

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