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  • Platinumpimp
    Logos and such.
    • Jan 2004
    • 10214

    #1

    Lightning farts gone terribly wrong (vid)

    http://www.kontraband.com/show/show....415&CAT=movies

    I design logo's.
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    • NoCarrier
      We need more free porn
      • Mar 2002
      • 16356

      #3

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      • Jace
        FBOP Class Of 2013
        • Jan 2004
        • 35562

        #4
        i was sitting here for a few minutes trying to figure out what a lightning fart was...and it was just a mis-spell....

        funny fucking video though

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        • Platinumpimp
          Logos and such.
          • Jan 2004
          • 10214

          #5
          Originally posted by JaceXXX
          i was sitting here for a few minutes trying to figure out what a lightning fart was...and it was just a mis-spell....

          funny fucking video though
          Yea you are right, typo
          I design logo's.

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          • Doctor Dre
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2001
            • 51692

            #6
            Quicktime = no no
            Originally posted by rayadp05
            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • Illicit
              wtf ?
              • Dec 2003
              • 11895

              #7
              omg that is just so fucking gross
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              • abyss_al
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                • Oct 2003
                • 15605

                #8
                Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                Quicktime = no no
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                • mardigras
                  Bon temps!
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 14194

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                  Quicktime = no no
                  What's wrong with Quicktime? Just use Quicktime Alternative to play the clips in classic windows media player.
                  .

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                  • mardigras
                    Bon temps!
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 14194

                    #10
                    I hadn't seen that clip and was not at all what I was expecting
                    .

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                    • TheGoldenChild
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 6940

                      #11
                      So fake.

                      How can it squirt through underpants that far? Perfect stream. Camera angle changed right before it, no way.

                      KB and I had years of mastering those fine (f)arts and KB misfired a few attempts, but no blowouts projecting through underpants. I have seen him burn holes though.

                      Our dad taught us that trick.

                      Ahhhh, the find memories of growing up in that house, KB as my brother.

                      By the way, this is D$ posting on KB's computer.

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                      • loverboy
                        When it rains, it pours
                        • May 2003
                        • 20609

                        #12

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                        • brand0n
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26983

                          #13
                          lol good stuff
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                          • wdsguy
                            Ryde or Die
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 19568

                            #14

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Hilarious

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                              • Mr Pheer
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 22082

                                #16
                                Originally posted by kBizzle
                                So fake.

                                How can it squirt through underpants that far? Perfect stream. Camera angle changed right before it, no way.
                                I guess you've never had korean bbq.

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                                • tony299
                                  lurker
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021

                                  #17
                                  I think that was brown gravy.

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                                  • Downtime
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 7320

                                    #18
                                    lol that's fuckin gross
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                                    • Floridiot
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                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 1346

                                      #19


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                                      • Platinumpimp
                                        Logos and such.
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 10214

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MrPheer
                                        I guess you've never had korean bbq.
                                        I design logo's.

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                                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 14809

                                          #21
                                          that was one mean shart...

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                                          • Jace
                                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 35562

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by kBizzle
                                            So fake.

                                            How can it squirt through underpants that far? Perfect stream. Camera angle changed right before it, no way.

                                            KB and I had years of mastering those fine (f)arts and KB misfired a few attempts, but no blowouts projecting through underpants. I have seen him burn holes though.

                                            Our dad taught us that trick.

                                            Ahhhh, the find memories of growing up in that house, KB as my brother.

                                            By the way, this is D$ posting on KB's computer.
                                            i thought that too, but I myself have had shits like that before....100% liquid like water....and fierce pressure too....came out like a water hose

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                                            • Oncle_Benny
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                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 1595

                                              #23
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                                              • fr8
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 5074

                                                #24
                                                Oh shit that was just fucking nasty. Could be the next *******.
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                                                • FilthyRob
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 6741

                                                  #25
                                                  That video looks really familiar. I am sure I have seen it before a long long time ago.

                                                  Fucking funny "shit" though
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                                                  • MickeyG
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                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 4134

                                                    #26
                                                    nasty

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                                                    • gleem
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                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 5593

                                                      #27
                                                      was funny back in 99' when it first came out, and you know what?



























                                                      It's still fucking hilarious!




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                                                      • Big Rick
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                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 245

                                                        #28
                                                        and here i am tryin to eat, hahaha i should have known better
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                                                        • Manowar
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                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 71528

                                                          #29

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                                                          • crackerboy
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                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 1462

                                                            #30
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                                                            • metalkid
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 126

                                                              #31
                                                              man it's so funny!!!
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                                                              • gangbangjoe
                                                                Ronin
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 17693

                                                                #32
                                                                good one

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                                                                • jimmyf
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                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 12651

                                                                  #33
                                                                  old real old, got that clip 2 or 3 years ago
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                                                                  • mardigras
                                                                    Bon temps!
                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 14194

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Tube(s) in/near right side of shorts to squirt for effect. Another thing supporting fake is the sound effect was repeated on fade out
                                                                    .

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                                                                    • mardigras
                                                                      Bon temps!
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 14194

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Output looks suspiciously like chocolate pudding
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                                                                      • Platinumpimp
                                                                        Logos and such.
                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 10214

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                        Output looks suspiciously like chocolate pudding
                                                                        Would you be so sure if you needed to lick it off ?
                                                                        I design logo's.

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                                                                        • BigPinPin
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 894

                                                                          #37
                                                                          OMG

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                                                                          • TheWildcard
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                                            • 4759

                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 58202

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Eww that is fuckin sick


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                                                                              • dunefield
                                                                                www.barely18movies.com
                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                • 10920

                                                                                #40
                                                                                LAME!

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                                                                                • HarlotCash Dyker
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 1828

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by kBizzle
                                                                                  So fake.

                                                                                  How can it squirt through underpants that far? Perfect stream. Camera angle changed right before it, no way.

                                                                                  KB and I had years of mastering those fine (f)arts and KB misfired a few attempts, but no blowouts projecting through underpants. I have seen him burn holes though.

                                                                                  Our dad taught us that trick.

                                                                                  Ahhhh, the find memories of growing up in that house, KB as my brother.

                                                                                  By the way, this is D$ posting on KB's computer.

                                                                                  I thought the same several years ago when I first saw this clip - Notice when they change the camera angle the staines on the guy's shorts - Looked like they took a couple of tries before getting it right.
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                                                                                  • DavieVegas
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                                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                                    • 6117

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    hahahaah funny shit!
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