Creative Writing: I Want To Be Like Mommy When I Grow Up

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  • Lickshots
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    • Feb 2002
    • 271

    #1

    Creative Writing: I Want To Be Like Mommy When I Grow Up

    When I was in high school, I had to write a poem from a child's perspective. My creative writing teacher thought the poem was great, but also quite disturbing.

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    I Want To Be Like Mommy When I Grow Up

    I want to be like mommy when I grow up,
    as men come and go out of my life.
    I want the headache of divorce papers
    and bold signatures and settlements.

    I want to cook a big meal and feel
    unappreciated when my lover comes
    home with McDonald's (supersize of
    course) while we watch a Blockbuster video.

    I want giant hands around my neck
    as I scream for mercy from God. Mommy
    and Daddy are always playing. Look at mommy
    scream. She is screaming. Yayyyy scream
    mommy!!!!

    I want to be like mommy when I grow up,
    from housewife to battered woman. I want
    to sell my body like she did so proudly.
    That?s my mommy there getting in the car.

    Go mommy. Look at mommy get money.

    I want to smoke crack up my nose
    as blood spills out from time to time. I want
    to wear those pretty handcuffs and ride in those
    long siren cars that go Whoooorrrl Whoooooorrrl.

    Look at mommy cry. Mommy is so funny.

    Guess what. Come a little closer. I want to be like mommy
    when I grow up as she lays in the coffin with all these people
    crying. Mommy is a star. Fat people are falling on her body
    and people singin? so loud that I can?t hear mommy say nothin.?

    Look at mommy stay still. She been staying still for awhile now.
    My mommy is so funny.
  • xenigo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 8067

    #2
    riiiight

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    • Snowman
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2004
      • 235

      #3
      I'm slamming tupac so loud

      That shit just seems gayer than usual

      MY OWN MAMA SAY IM THUUGGGED OUT
      MY SHIT BE POPPIN OUT THE RECORD STORE AS IF IT WAS A DRUG HOUSE

      WEBMASTERS CANT C ME

      MONEY AND WEED
      ALAZAE AND HENASSEY

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      • Rorschach
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2002
        • 5579

        #4
        That's fucking wicked, especially for a high school student. Well done.

        I read a lot of the stuff I wrote as a depressed teenager and just think wtf, where was my head at?

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        • Snowman
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 235

          #5
          "I want to smoke crack up my nose"

          That's terrible for high school, not knowing how to correctly use crack

          It's definately depressed teenager shit, but my stuff was more intense and twisted when I went to cathlioc school in 6th grade...

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          • Lickshots
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 271

            #6
            Originally posted by Rorschach
            That's fucking wicked, especially for a high school student. Well done.

            I read a lot of the stuff I wrote as a depressed teenager and just think wtf, where was my head at?
            Same here man.

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            • BIG Movie List
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              • Oct 2003
              • 247

              #7
              where'd you get that?
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