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dude - i fucking love you.Originally posted by BVF
I'm a two hour drive from home to meet this girl from the internet. Her apartment is roach infested and stinks. She has two cats with the litter box and the WET cat food in the middle of the living room.
I was gonna stay over here the night but i can't because I don't want to carry any roaches home. I've already drank brandy so now i gotta sober up after the pizza is here and drive two hours home.
this sucks ass...her ass is flat as a board...now i know why she only took pics from the midchest up...
I can't wait till the pizza and chicken wings gets here..i'm starving....and i'm stuck in the middle of the hood.
let me sumerize.
this chick isn't hot and her place sucks ass so I'm leaving - but not till I get fed first.
God damn - I fucking LOVE IT
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fuck is that disgusting. and u met this girl on the Internet? she has a computer and a connection to the Net yet still lives like this?
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LOL Joes ApartmentOriginally posted by NoCarrier
Make sure to remember that roaches can get out of her vagina and/or rectum as well. You don't want eggs up your dick. Trust me. They could grow inside it and you will need surgery. One of my friend got cockroach eggs from a girl and his bed was infested with roaches the night after. The source of infection was his dick. He needed a surgery to kill the eggs.Comment
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No. She was too pitiful to take advantage of. She said her father tried to kill her before and she says that she wants to commit suicide and that she doesn't mean shit to anybody in this world, etc. etc. I told her that if she REALLY wanted to kill herself, she'd be dead. And I even suggested that she go get a gun and blow her brains out and do it right and quit bullshitting.Originally posted by beemk
omg thats disgusting. so did you fuck her? lol
I did like her lips though. But I just didn't want to stay over there. You can have roaches and they can have respect and not come out with the lights on..but when you're infested, the roaches just don't give a fuck anymore and they come out day and night...Even little baby roaches are walking around in the light so generations of roaches have already grown up living under that kitchen light.
Her shit was fucked up big time. She has a screw loose for sure. She was just weird as fuck. I'm so fucking glad I'm home I don't know what to do. I can't remember the last time I was so happy to see my houseComment
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Glad to see you made it home bro!!Originally posted by BVF
No. She was too pitiful to take advantage of. She said her father tried to kill her before and she says that she wants to commit suicide and that she doesn't mean shit to anybody in this world, etc. etc. I told her that if she REALLY wanted to kill herself, she'd be dead. And I even suggested that she go get a gun and blow her brains out and do it right and quit bullshitting.
I did like her lips though. But I just didn't want to stay over there. You can have roaches and they can have respect and not come out with the lights on..but when you're infested, the roaches just don't give a fuck anymore and they come out day and night...Even little baby roaches are walking around in the light so generations of roaches have already grown up living under that kitchen light.
Her shit was fucked up big time. She has a screw loose for sure. She was just weird as fuck. I'm so fucking glad I'm home I don't know what to do. I can't remember the last time I was so happy to see my houseComing Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!Comment
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at least you got fed, but looking at her i doubt there were any leftoversThis dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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what's fucked is she'll spend money to have her hair done, but not to clean her house.Originally posted by BVF
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goddamn, that's beyond sick.Originally posted by BVF
Check out these roaches eating the cat doodoo under the sink.
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80% of women are damaged goods these days. Still though, that hoe has some excellent big fuckable titties.Originally posted by BVF
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did you at least get to suck on them big ass titties??
The irony of it all is... She was so nasty that EVEN YOU didn't hit it!!
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The irony of it all is... She was so nasty that EVEN YOU didn't hit it!! Hurtin'
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Damn, that´s my girlsfriends house...what the fuck you doing thereOriginally posted by BVF
I'm a two hour drive from home to meet this girl from the internet. Her apartment is roach infested and stinks. She has two cats with the litter box and the WET cat food in the middle of the living room.
I was gonna stay over here the night but i can't because I don't want to carry any roaches home. I've already drank brandy so now i gotta sober up after the pizza is here and drive two hours home.
this sucks ass...her ass is flat as a board...now i know why she only took pics from the midchest up...
I can't wait till the pizza and chicken wings gets here..i'm starving....and i'm stuck in the middle of the hood.
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Get some gasoline, then return and burn down cluster and the house!Originally posted by BVF
ok i'm back. I had to drive those two hours. I was frozen to the bone because I had my window down while driving. I left my coat and my backpack in the car to freeze out any little critters overnight. Check out these roaches eating the cat doodoo under the sink.
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I'm not so sure that's cat poop.
A dead kitten, maybe...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by SleazyDream
at least you got fed, but looking at her i doubt there were any leftovers
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It's really sad when the new methods of contraceptive are a condom and RAID. I feel for ya...but glad you survived it.
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Well the pic of the roaches grubbin down on the cat shit really did it for me, whats her address?Comment
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Hey now... I used to Internet Date and never sent anything but head shots.Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
You should always be weary of girls who only show photos from the waist up. 9 times out of 10 they are hiding something unattractive.
It used to piss the guys off.... and they would start asking me questions about my weight and dress size.
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This is bad. I would be dreaming about roaches.
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roaches eating cat shit..even the roaches stood around for the pic to be taken!Sig heil
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Hell, the roaches were posing for the cameraOriginally posted by toodamnfli
even the roaches stood around for the pic to be taken!
That's just nasty. I can't believe you even stayed that long BVF The bad thing is that the girl is almost cute. We're glad you made it back without any little critters tagging along. Now you just better hope she doesn't cyber-stalk you.
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