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  • stocktrader23
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    • Jan 2003
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    #1

    Who the fuck CAN beat up Joe?

    Doesn't matter who he talks shit to everyone here says he's gonna win. Guess you all have seen him beat up some bad ass mofos.

    So who do you all think would win in a fight with him, or is he the number one fighter in the world?


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    • cool1
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      • Sep 2001
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      #2
      Joe who?

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        • p1mpdogg
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          • Nov 2002
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          #3
          the only person that can beat up joe is himself.. which he does repeatedly daily
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            • WarChild
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              • Jan 2003
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              #4
              There's always a tougher hombre around, always.

              That being said .. Most often guys that know how to fight and end up mixing it up, don't leave a "clear winner". More often than not, both parties gets "beaten up". One just a little less than the other.
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                • stocktrader23
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 18781
                  #5
                  Originally posted by WarChild
                  There's always a tougher hombre around, always.

                  That being said .. Most often guys that know how to fight and end up mixing it up, don't leave a "clear winner". More often than not, both parties gets "beaten up". One just a little less than the other.
                  Not Joe. (From what I've read) Anyone on the board can call him out or vice versa and there are 20 people willing to bet on him as the winner.

                  He must be the absolute best ever.

                  He's just gotta be.


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                    • StuartD
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                      the only person that can beat up joe is himself.. which he does repeatedly daily
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                        • stocktrader23
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                          • Jan 2003
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                          #7


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                            • Holly
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                              • Jun 2003
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                              #8
                              What does he look like? I've never seen him. Big or small?
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                                • WarChild
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                                  • Jan 2003
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                  Not Joe. (From what I've read) Anyone on the board can call him out or vice versa and there are 20 people willing to bet on him as the winner.

                                  He must be the absolute best ever.

                                  He's just gotta be.
                                  Well, I'd say that Kimbo fellow would probably hold his own. Granted, he's not really from the board.

                                  Maybe Joe IS the toughest guy on this board? Who knows, or really cares?
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                                    • candyflip
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                                      • Jul 2002
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                                      #10
                                      The toughest guys don't talk...they just do.

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                                        • stocktrader23
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                                          • Jan 2003
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Holly
                                          What does he look like? I've never seen him. Big or small?
                                          His pics from the convention are around here somewhere but he looks something like this..



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                                            • StuartD
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                                              • Jul 2002
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                                              #12
                                              Thing is... I could punch a brick wall all day and not hurt it...

                                              Now, who on this board seems to be just about as smart as a brick wall? Hmm.....
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                                                • TheWildcard
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                                                  • Jun 2004
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                                                  #13
                                                  Am I tough?

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                                                    • stocktrader23
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                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                      The toughest guys don't talk...they just do.
                                                      I dunno man. When 20 nerds are willing to bet money on someone because they look big and scary I tend to listen. Nerds know all about fighting.


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                                                        • dig420
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                                                          • May 2001
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                                          Not Joe. (From what I've read) Anyone on the board can call him out or vice versa and there are 20 people willing to bet on him as the winner.

                                                          He must be the absolute best ever.

                                                          He's just gotta be.
                                                          I haven't seen that... my guess is Joe is just a big guy, and size matters. Especially since he seems to be a psycho. Any trained guy should have a good chance of taking him out, especially one close to his size.

                                                          Big guys can always bring the pain though.

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                                                            • stocktrader23
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                                                              • Jan 2003
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                              Thing is... I could punch a brick wall all day and not hurt it...

                                                              Now, who on this board seems to be just about as smart as a brick wall? Hmm.....
                                                              I'll post a picture of him if I can figure out how this internet thingy works.


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                                                                • p1mpdogg
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                                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                                  Thing is... I could punch a brick wall all day and not hurt it...

                                                                  Now, who on this board seems to be just about as smart as a brick wall? Hmm.....
                                                                  lol
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                                                                    • candyflip
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                                                                      • Jul 2002
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                                                      What does he look like? I've never seen him. Big or small?
                                                                      There's a pic of a bald retarded kid that floats around the 'Net.

                                                                      Shows up here from time to time too.

                                                                      He looks JUST LIKE Joe.

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                                                                        • WarChild
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                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 17263
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                          The toughest guys don't talk...they just do.
                                                                          That's what I've always thought.

                                                                          Guys that go on and on about how tough they are always seem to be trying to prove something. It's the guy that just smiles and says nothing that I'd be really worried about. I'm not speaking of anyone specific here, just in general.

                                                                          There was a guy from this board who was telling me he could get me tied up in a basement with extension cords. Now not only does this sound aboslutely retarded ... But if someone could actually you have you kidnapped with a phone call ... They sure as fuck wouldn't be talking about it on a message board.
                                                                          Last edited by WarChild; 08-26-2004, 10:52 AM.
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                                                                            • impulseSD
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 57
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Kimbo Slice would rip him to shreads.

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                                                                                • dig420
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                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 9240
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by impulseSD
                                                                                  Kimbo Slice would rip him to shreads.
                                                                                  Kimbo is a scary motherfucker.

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                                                                                    • Loryn
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                                                                                        • Libertine
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                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                          • 17860
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                                                                          Doesn't matter who he talks shit to everyone here says he's gonna win. Guess you all have seen him beat up some bad ass mofos.

                                                                                          So who do you all think would win in a fight with him, or is he the number one fighter in the world?
                                                                                          He's fairly big, but he's also an overweight rather old potsmoker. That means he's probably got really bad stamina, so if you can stay standing for the first part of the fight, he'll be out of wind and you'll probably win.

                                                                                          Depending on his size/weight, I think I might be able to take him.
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                                                                                                • stocktrader23
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                                                  He's fairly big, but he's also an overweight rather old potsmoker. That means he's probably got really bad stamina, so if you can stay standing for the first part of the fight, he'll be out of wind and you'll probably win.

                                                                                                  Depending on his size/weight, I think I might be able to take him.
                                                                                                  I don't really like boxing. Would have to take it to the ground.


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                                                                                                    • Peaches
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 13933
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                                                                                      So who do you all think would win in a fight with him, or is he the number one fighter in the world?
                                                                                                      Ken Lawson?

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                                                                                                        • Loryn
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by impulseSD
                                                                                                          Kimbo Slice would rip him to shreads.
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                                                                                                            • Libertine
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                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                              • 17860
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                              The toughest guys don't talk...they just do.
                                                                                                              Mike Tyson:
                                                                                                              "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

                                                                                                              Sure seems like talking to me...
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                                                                                                                • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                                                  ROFL ... some people can ... but pimpdog judging from the pics I've seen is like 1/2 his size ...
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                                                                                                                    • Joesho
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by dig420
                                                                                                                      I haven't seen that... my guess is Joe is just a big guy, and size matters. Especially since he seems to be a psycho. Any trained guy should have a good chance of taking him out, especially one close to his size.

                                                                                                                      Big guys can always bring the pain though.
                                                                                                                      I am old now dig, but I am plenty trained LOL
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                                                                                                                        • jwerd
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                                          Joe who?
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                                                                                                                            • WarChild
                                                                                                                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                              • 17263
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                                                                              Mike Tyson:
                                                                                                                              "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

                                                                                                                              Sure seems like talking to me...
                                                                                                                              You're comparing pre-fight rhetoric from a washed-up, bankrupt and crazed prize fighter to smack talking on a message board? That seems like somewhat of a stretch.
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                                                                                                                                • candyflip
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 43070
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                                                                                  Mike Tyson:
                                                                                                                                  "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

                                                                                                                                  Sure seems like talking to me...
                                                                                                                                  Tyson is a whole different breed. He's not human.

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                                                                                                                                    • Joesho
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by dig420
                                                                                                                                      Kimbo is a scary motherfucker.
                                                                                                                                      LOL I would shoot Kimbo not fight him, I am not an idiot...

                                                                                                                                      ten years ago I would have fought him, but not today...
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                                                                                                                                        • p1mpdogg
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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 16714
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Joesho
                                                                                                                                          I am old now dig, but I am plenty trained LOL
                                                                                                                                          shut up trash

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                                                                                                                                            • MetaMan
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              BLAH BLAH BLAH

                                                                                                                                              talk talk talk, u all go to shows and sniff eachothers ass like u are best friends, there is bullshitters and doers. not many can hold up their words.

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                                                                                                                                                • p1mpdogg
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                  BLAH BLAH BLAH

                                                                                                                                                  talk talk talk, u all go to shows and sniff eachothers ass like u are best friends, there is bullshitters and doers. not many can hold up their words.
                                                                                                                                                  im going to rape joesho and his entire family is gonan watch me humiliate that fat pig
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                                                                                                                                                    • Webmaster_Logic
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      who is joe?

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                                                                                                                                                        • Libertine
                                                                                                                                                          sex dwarf
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 17860
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                                                                                          You're comparing pre-fight rhetoric from a washed-up, bankrupt and crazed prize fighter to smack talking on a message board? That seems like somewhat of a stretch.
                                                                                                                                                          I'm just giving an example of a fighter that talks/brags before fights.

                                                                                                                                                          Honestly, quite a few fighters do that. Fighting talk can be the result of stuff like confidence, aggression, craziness, steroids, etc. The idea that all good fighters are the silent type is ridiculous.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Brinner
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                                                                                                                                                              This shit is getting crazy. I wouldnt give a fuck how big someone is or how bad they think they are, I would lock up and we'd beat the shit out of each other. If they kick my ass, they've sure got it to do, and if they do then its just another ass kicking. Wont be the first, wont be the last.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Joesho
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                                                                                                                          shut up trash

                                                                                                                                                                          you are not worthy of being killed by me
                                                                                                                                                                          you are all air pimpdogg, if not show me
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