Originally posted by mistersoft
Was this comment provoked by the lederhosen or the miss softie?
Was this comment provoked by the lederhosen or the miss softie?
why would anyone throw such treasures?
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neither, just the part about the wastebasket.
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I imagine I am being cheated on. I imagine that I am walking in on my significant other doing another chick and he looks up and says how much better the other chick feels. That sends me over the roof. Man I love that fantasy. So I guess my weird habit is I always have to imagine some weird story similar to that. Okay now I am getting turned on.
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I hop up on these bad boys and......Comment
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I wasn't putting down your choice of sex toys..hell I think a man should be sexually liberated - I couldn't really sleep with someone who wasn't.Originally posted by mistersoft
It always makes me sad when women put me down.
But seriously I think you are wrong.
I would not say that you have problems because of your hitachi magic wand, or your sybian, or your little japanese red thing with a rabbit and a squid. Those are all considered normal and even sexy.
I am a frontfighter
for liberation of the male sexuality. 
Hitatchi Magic Wand? I wish they sold them in the UK is all I have to say!Comment
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Originally posted by JSA Matt
What is a miss softie? (no, I don't want to try it, just curious)
Here is a short movie illustrating its use from the venus in berlin
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DUH!Originally posted by BIG Movie List
neither, just the part about the wastebasket.
why would anyone throw such treasures?
You have no idea how disgusting fake pussies can get! If you do not clean them like A LOT - since semen contains protein the same kind of white worms as in dead bodies can develop. And the stench is just unbearable.
That is the part which is so great about Miss SOftie. You do not have to worry about that at all. You just throw the used ones away. And when you get horny you take a new Miss Softie and fill her up 2x :-)SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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I imported mine from Good Vibes in San Fransisco - girls tend to like them :-)Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I wasn't putting down your choice of sex toys..hell I think a man should be sexually liberated - I couldn't really sleep with someone who wasn't.
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yeah goodvibes is the place...someone lent me theirs once and it was indeed nice. Though, it is a different kind of orgasm. I tend to like the long build up to an orgasm and that just sent them sharp and fast.Originally posted by mistersoft
I imported mine from Good Vibes in San Fransisco - girls tend to like them :-)Comment
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Slow setting is better for long buildupOriginally posted by sarah_webinc
yeah goodvibes is the place...someone lent me theirs once and it was indeed nice. Though, it is a different kind of orgasm. I tend to like the long build up to an orgasm and that just sent them sharp and fast.
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Originally posted by mistersoft
Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:
when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:
I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.
This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.
After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.
man, I don't even know what it is but I'm soooooooooo fucking scarred for life.icq: 320340263Comment
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You really should get to know yourself betterOriginally posted by beergood
man, I don't even know what it is but I'm soooooooooo fucking scarred for life.
Frankly I think your response is a bit childich - and we are supposed to be ADULT on this board - right?
There is a whole new generation of fake pussies out there. Everything from fleshlight and kobe tai superrealistic and realdolls and Miss Softie.
This is a market segment which is GROWING RAPIDLY.
And still people talk about male masturbation as if it was something strange or wrong. Jesus - who in here has never tried to stick his dick into something while masturbating?Last edited by mistersoft; 01-21-2004, 03:46 PM.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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I only had one night with it - it was only over here on a biz tripOriginally posted by mistersoft
Slow setting is better for long buildup
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I like to stick vegetables up my bum and pretend that I'm being raped by large black men.Comment
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do you???Originally posted by GrimShawn
If so what are they break it down.. Don't be shyComment
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Originally posted by mistersoft
You really should get to know yourself better
Frankly I think your response is a bit childich - and we are supposed to be ADULT on this board - right?
There is a whole new generation of fake pussies out there. Everything from fleshlight and kobe tai superrealistic and realdolls and Miss Softie.
This is a market segment which is GROWING RAPIDLY.
And still people talk about male masturbation as if it was something strange or wrong. Jesus - who in here has never tried to stick his dick into something while masturbating?
I fucked a tomato once.
ok twice
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yea, just like thatComment
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Originally posted by BIG Movie List
my friend used barbie dolls. he would wrap their arms and legs around his penis and use it to masturbate.
not sure, if his dick was that small, or his sister's barbies were that big.
lolComment
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Originally posted by Titty Fucker
I fucked a tomato once.
ok twice
sounds like a pretty seedy thing to do.....boom boomComment
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Your friend must be the perfect market for microdoll:Originally posted by BIG Movie List
my friend used barbie dolls. he would wrap their arms and legs around his penis and use it to masturbate.
not sure, if his dick was that small, or his sister's barbies were that big.
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so that's why my girlfriend has white worms on her mouth all the time....Originally posted by mistersoft
DUH!
You have no idea how disgusting fake pussies can get! If you do not clean them like A LOT - since semen contains protein the same kind of white worms as in dead bodies can develop. And the stench is just unbearable.
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Some interesting stuff! I'm gonna go try someComment
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Interesting thread to say the least.Comment
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