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  • BVF
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    • Jan 2002
    • 13975

    #1

    it's a nightmare! i'm at this girls house

    I'm a two hour drive from home to meet this girl from the internet. Her apartment is roach infested and stinks. She has two cats with the litter box and the WET cat food in the middle of the living room.

    I was gonna stay over here the night but i can't because I don't want to carry any roaches home. I've already drank brandy so now i gotta sober up after the pizza is here and drive two hours home.

    this sucks ass...her ass is flat as a board...now i know why she only took pics from the midchest up...

    I can't wait till the pizza and chicken wings gets here..i'm starving....and i'm stuck in the middle of the hood.

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  • Teen flood
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    • Mar 2002
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    #2
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    • Ben-MensNiche
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      • Dec 2003
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      #3
      Post pics hehe

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      • NoCarrier
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        • Mar 2002
        • 16356

        #4
        Make sure to remember that roaches can get out of her vagina and/or rectum as well. You don't want eggs up your dick. Trust me. They could grow inside it and you will need surgery. One of my friend got cockroach eggs from a girl and his bed was infested with roaches the night after. The source of infection was his dick. He needed a surgery to kill the eggs.

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        • Tofu
          The Video Specialist
          • Jul 2003
          • 5615

          #5


          I feel for ya brotha! Too many times Ive met broads online who didnt quite live up to their profile, and then you get to the house and it looks like a damn crackhouse! I say you hit those real quick, then get the fuck out before them roaches get loc'd out and decide to rob your ass!
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          • JSA Matt
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            • Aug 2003
            • 5464

            #6
            If the apartment smells bad, be careful going "downstairs"... it's probably just as bad

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            • Fu-Q
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              • Jul 2003
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              #7
              good luck with that
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              • Loryn
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                • Jul 2003
                • 12853

                #8
                You should always be weary of girls who only show photos from the waist up. 9 times out of 10 they are hiding something unattractive.
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                • Tofu
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 5615

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                  You should always be weary of girls who only show photos from the waist up. 9 times out of 10 they are hiding something unattractive.
                  i couldnt agree more
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                  • chronic avenger
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                    • Aug 2003
                    • 2509

                    #10
                    dammm that sucks
                    next time have here do a panaromic photo set of the apt.
                    including the ass

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                    • PenetratinP
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 2689

                      #11
                      Originally posted by NoCarrier
                      Make sure to remember that roaches can get out of her vagina and/or rectum as well. You don't want eggs up your dick. Trust me. They could grow inside it and you will need surgery. One of my friend got cockroach eggs from a girl and his bed was infested with roaches the night after. The source of infection was his dick. He needed a surgery to kill the eggs.



                      god I hope you're kidding....

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                      • Digipimp
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 13481

                        #12
                        Do some of your girls accept food coupons for payment sometimes? I was in this small as geto town and wanted to try and pay the girls with diapers and formula since they all had babies.

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                        • AaronM
                          GFY Royality ;)
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 46917

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                          You should always be weary of girls who only show photos from the waist up. 9 times out of 10 they are hiding something unattractive.
                          You should post a sample pic of yourself. For demonstration purposes only of course.

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                          • NoCarrier
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                            • Mar 2002
                            • 16356

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PenetratinP





                            god I hope you're kidding....
                            I am not kidding, I saw the dead roaches and I brought him back from the hospital.

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                            • Doctor Dre
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                              Make sure to remember that roaches can get out of her vagina and/or rectum as well. You don't want eggs up your dick. Trust me. They could grow inside it and you will need surgery. One of my friend got cockroach eggs from a girl and his bed was infested with roaches the night after. The source of infection was his dick. He needed a surgery to kill the eggs.
                              you will make me cry ! I'm laughing so much right now . Tell me this is true and give me the phone # of the guy !!!
                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                              • Doctor Dre
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                                • Jan 2001
                                • 51692

                                #16
                                Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                If the apartment smells bad, be careful going "downstairs"... it's probably just as bad
                                Just don't go . make her brush her theets then suck your dick then leave the spot. Especially if her ass is flat
                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                • chronic avenger
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                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 2509

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                  Make sure to remember that roaches can get out of her vagina and/or rectum as well. You don't want eggs up your dick. Trust me. They could grow inside it and you will need surgery. One of my friend got cockroach eggs from a girl and his bed was infested with roaches the night after. The source of infection was his dick. He needed a surgery to kill the eggs.
                                  fo'real.... oh HELL NO

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                                  • Doctor Dre
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                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 51692

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                    You should always be weary of girls who only show photos from the waist up. 9 times out of 10 they are hiding something unattractive.
                                    Just don't be a geek and don't get your girls from the internet . You should be able to talk to a person like you would talk to that person LIVE . People are loosing it . Just go out and practice, nothing can really happen ... If she don't like you then move on and go see another one.
                                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                    • PlayGirl
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                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 1062

                                      #19
                                      make sure you tap that ass before you go

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                                      • valley hina
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                                        • May 2003
                                        • 1170

                                        #20
                                        good luck

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                                        • chronic avenger
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                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 2509

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                          I am not kidding, I saw the dead roaches and I brought him back from the hospital.
                                          yeah Im going to get sick....

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                                          • Doctor Dre
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                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 51692

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Digipimp
                                            Do some of your girls accept food coupons for payment sometimes? I was in this small as geto town and wanted to try and pay the girls with diapers and formula since they all had babies.

                                            This is GHETTO . You mean at the stripclub or hoes ? I just see the old grimey guy comming in the club with a box of diapers !
                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                            • chronic avenger
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 2509

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by PlayGirl
                                              make sure you tap that ass before you go
                                              yeah tap that ass to see if roaches come out....

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                                              • Fu-Q
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                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                                I am not kidding, I saw the dead roaches and I brought him back from the hospital.
                                                thats seriously fucked up
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                                                • Digipimp
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                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 13481

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre


                                                  This is GHETTO . You mean at the stripclub or hoes ? I just see the old grimey guy comming in the club with a box of diapers !
                                                  Anywhere you can get away with it man.

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                                                  • NoCarrier
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                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 16356

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by chronic avenger


                                                    yeah Im going to get sick....
                                                    I know, this is seriously fucked up. I didn't believe him until I saw it with my own eyes (the roaches, not his dick) He told me that he was taking 4-5 showers a day after the surgery and he bought a new bed and bed sheets. He became "insectophobic" ( I don't know the term ) after the incident.

                                                    Just checked, Entomophobia is the fear of insects.. So he became Entomophobic. hahaha
                                                    Last edited by NoCarrier; 01-21-2004, 04:42 PM.

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                                                    • Baal
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 696

                                                      #27
                                                      New niche? "Roach Romp"

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                                                      • Loryn
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                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 12853

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AaronM


                                                        You should post a sample pic of yourself. For demonstration purposes only of course.
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                                                        • AaronM
                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46917

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


                                                          Sample pic for one Mr. AaronM:

                                                          LOL...Me thinks I had that pic already.

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                                                          • Loryn
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                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 12853

                                                            #30
                                                            Okay how about this one:

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                                                            • AaronM
                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 46917

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                              Okay how about this one:

                                                              Too many clothes. Try again.

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                                                              • brand0n
                                                                been very busy
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 26983

                                                                #32
                                                                that one worked just fine for me thanks
                                                                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                • digifan
                                                                  The Profiler
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 14618

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                  Okay how about this one:

                                                                  Great pic
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                                                                  • mistersoft
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                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 1021

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                    Okay how about this one:

                                                                    Nice :-)
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                                                                    • chuk
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 682

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                      Make sure to remember that roaches can get out of her vagina and/or rectum as well. You don't want eggs up your dick. Trust me. They could grow inside it and you will need surgery. One of my friend got cockroach eggs from a girl and his bed was infested with roaches the night after. The source of infection was his dick. He needed a surgery to kill the eggs.
                                                                      That's the most disturbing thing I've heard in years. Good god...

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                                                                      • TiGrrPrr
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 562

                                                                        #36
                                                                        So the internet is your only life link? Tell her you need to get another cable out of the car and get out of there. Throw the pizza to her, the wings to the roaches, and get out alive.

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                                                                        • pamphage
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                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 3569

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BVF
                                                                          I'm a two hour drive from home to meet this girl from the internet. Her apartment is roach infested and stinks. She has two cats with the litter box and the WET cat food in the middle of the living room.

                                                                          I was gonna stay over here the night but i can't because I don't want to carry any roaches home. I've already drank brandy so now i gotta sober up after the pizza is here and drive two hours home.

                                                                          this sucks ass...her ass is flat as a board...now i know why she only took pics from the midchest up...

                                                                          I can't wait till the pizza and chicken wings gets here..i'm starving....and i'm stuck in the middle of the hood.
                                                                          thanks for making me feel better about my day. so glad i'm not u. lol
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                                                                          • pamphage
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                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 3569

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                            Okay how about this one:

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                                                                            • Loryn
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                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 12853

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by digifan


                                                                              Great pic
                                                                              Thank you!!
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                                                                              RIP TD

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                                                                              • jawanda
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                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                • 6040

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                                Do some of your girls accept food coupons for payment sometimes? I was in this small as geto town and wanted to try and pay the girls with diapers and formula since they all had babies.

                                                                                Goddamn that is fantastic.

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                                                                                • myjah
                                                                                  Back in the harbor
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 11482

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  do not wait to eat. run. get out of there now before you carry something home other than roaches
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                                                                                  • Theo
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                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                    • 34515

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by myjah
                                                                                    do not wait to eat. run. get out of there now before you carry something home other than roaches

                                                                                    yeah no shit


                                                                                    RUN BVF RUN !

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                                                                                    • sickkittens
                                                                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 25100

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


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                                                                                      That's one powerful camel toe!

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                                                                                      • Theo
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                                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                                        • 34515

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        that's an X-Files house

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                                                                                        • Elli
                                                                                          Reach for those stars!
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 17991

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Why did you go into the house, let alone start drinking there? God knows if her dishes are actually clean. Just say "Hey, why don't we go out tonight? I don't want to make any more dishes for you to clean."

                                                                                          AND GET OUT. Make out in the car if you have to, but don't go into the house.
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                                                                                          • AaronM
                                                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                            • 46917

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by sickkittens


                                                                                            That's one powerful camel toe!

                                                                                            jk
                                                                                            She won't let me post the pics of her and the 7 girl orgy.

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                                                                                            • TheSpaceBulldog
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 1103

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              QUOTE]this sucks ass...her ass is flat as a board...now i know why she only took pics from the midches up...[/QUOTE]

                                                                                              Invasion of the flat booty beeyatches...I didn't know "NASSATALL" existed in the hood

                                                                                              Is she white dawg, And what kinda hood are you in, Is it the bue where barbie and ken reside...?

                                                                                              Hell I feel for ya bruh...I've got a simple solution for you tho'..."STOP MEETIN' HO'S OFF THE NET...!"

                                                                                              But if you must do it anyway try Blackplanet.com and have the ho fire up her webcam with ID in hand so that way at least you can see what you're gettin' before you make that kinda drive...

                                                                                              Don't trip the shit happened to me before too...Bitch said she was 5'7 and 118lbs...Shiiiiiaaaat not even in her wildest dreams, bitch was mo' like 4'8 and 250lbs...Needless to say I just drove by her like I was a lost tourist...
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                                                                                              • Head
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                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                • 8278

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Should always meet them at a coffee shop first. Then you can make an easy getaway!

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                                                                                                • Loryn
                                                                                                  Super Connector
                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 12853

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                  She won't let me post the pics of her and the 7 girl orgy.


                                                                                                  NEVER POST THAT PIC!!!!
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                                                                                                  RIP TD

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                                                                                                  • BVF
                                                                                                    Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                                    • 13975

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    ok i'm back. I had to drive those two hours. I was frozen to the bone because I had my window down while driving. I left my coat and my backpack in the car to freeze out any little critters overnight. Check out these roaches eating the cat doodoo under the sink.

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