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Dateline Athens - Raining threes and dominating the glass the American Negroes defeated the plucky Spaniards. Playing the part of the ugly Caucasian American was Team USA head coach Larry 'the Traveling Man' Brown who called a timeout with seconds remaining in a game that had already been decided thus prolonging the humiliation of the Spaniards.

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