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  • macker
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    • Jul 2003
    • 2161

    #1

    Asking for a blowjob, what would you do if...

    7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

    Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday!

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  • Pornwolf
    Drunk and Unruly
    • Jan 2002
    • 22712

    #2
    You need to stop asking.
    I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

    Webair, bitches.

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    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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      • Oct 2002
      • 10581

      #3
      dip it in chocolate

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      • twistyneck
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        • Jan 2002
        • 4660

        #4
        Do something about the oozing sores.

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        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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          #5
          Originally posted by twistyneck
          Do something about the oozing sores.
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          • shermo

            #6
            Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
            dip it in chocolate
            HAHAHAHAHHAHA! It's like a chocolate covered banana!

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            • beemk
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              • Jan 2002
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              #7
              http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
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              • beemk
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                • Jan 2002
                • 20829

                #8
                i never asked for a blowjob in my life, you just need to pull it out and put there hand on it and after a minute push their head down. if that doesnt work dump her.
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                • shermo

                  #9
                  Originally posted by beemk
                  http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
                  Holy shit! That is sooo out of line... but very funny!

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                  • BIG Movie List
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                    • Oct 2003
                    • 247

                    #10
                    i go break up with her.
                    next day she comes running up to me and tell her i'll only get back with her if she goes down on me.

                    never really tried it, but what the hell.
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                    • com
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                      • Aug 2003
                      • 4541

                      #11
                      Originally posted by beemk
                      http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
                      now that is comedy

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                      • Sosa
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 40149

                        #12
                        just stick it in her mouth when she is sleeping.

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                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 10581

                          #13
                          Originally posted by shermsshack

                          HAHAHAHAHHAHA! It's like a chocolate covered banana!
                          Hubby woke me up in the middle of the night with his hard on covered in warm fudge..it was quite the rude awakening. but I was a trouper and licked it clean....I had a horrible tummy ache the next morning

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                          • macker
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                            • Jul 2003
                            • 2161

                            #14
                            Originally posted by beemk
                            http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
                            ROFL... classic!

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                            • Trax
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                              #15
                              lol

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                              • gornyhuy
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                                #16
                                love that video! Wish it were higher res!

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                                • Rorschach
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 5579

                                  #17
                                  You need to give her a good beating.

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                                  • rip raster
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                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 2851

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by beemk
                                    http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
                                    HAHAHAHAHA



                                    Rip

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                                    • laura99
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                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 877

                                      #19
                                      My hubby would get it everyday if he was nicer or did something for me. I just offered it to him a few minutes ago and all I wanted was a backrub for 5 minutes and he turned me down. I went to the office, picked up his car, washed it, got the tires rotated, changed the oil, and saw that his tank was on E so I filled it up (it was 15 degrees outside today). And I can't get a 5 minute backrub? His excuse: I'm only going to get 6 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. So instead of losing 5 minutes for my backrub and 5 minutes for his blowjob he's getting an extra 10 minutes of sleep.

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                                      • xxxoutsourcing
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 3888

                                        #20
                                        Your getting this now macker cos when she said tell me when your cumming you did not and you spunked in her mouth.
                                        She's just a bit nervous about getting it on again mate.
                                        Bets this is promise you won't do it again, then just before you blow your load tense your toes and spray as hard as you can in her mouth....
                                        See what results ya get....

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                                        • boardersweetie
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 1889

                                          #21
                                          being asked makes a girl want to do it less. it's more fun to do when it's not expected.

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                                          • Holly
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 10017

                                            #22
                                            Get a Real Doll. You can have three or four blow jobs a day, and they don't even care if it's got chocolate on it.

                                            But speaking for myself, you'd have to buy me a pair of shoes.
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                                            • macker
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 2161

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Holly
                                              Get a Real Doll. You can have three or four blow jobs a day, and they don't even care if it's got chocolate on it.

                                              But speaking for myself, you'd have to buy me a pair of shoes.
                                              Now thats a thought! I could afford you a pair, and my lady.

                                              where you from?

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                                              • stocktrader23
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                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 18781

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by macker


                                                Now thats a thought! I could afford you a pair, and my lady.

                                                where you from?
                                                quiet's gonna kick your ass.


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                                                • Holly
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                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 10017

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                                  quiet's gonna kick your ass.
                                                  He's asleep. Besides, Asia's too far to go, even for shoes. Canada's much closer.
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                                                  • macker
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                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 2161

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Holly
                                                    He's asleep. Besides, Asia's too far to go, even for shoes. Canada's much closer.
                                                    Oh dear, last thing I wanted was to be inadvertantly drawn into a love triangle.

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                                                    • BRISK
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                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Sosa
                                                      just stick it in her mouth when she is sleeping.
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                                                      • AOJ Brian
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                                                        • Apr 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Sosa
                                                        just stick it in her mouth when she is sleeping.
                                                        haha

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                                                        • JDog
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 7453

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by macker
                                                          7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

                                                          Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday!
                                                          Dude, maybe your GF is like me! When I was going out with my chick, the more she asked for sex, the more I would say no, I ended up making her wait a month, just because she pissed me off by asking everynight, 5 or 6 times each day!

                                                          If somebody ask me and keeps asking, I do the oppisite to PISS them the fuck off!

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                                                          • DirtyDanza
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                                                            • Aug 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            shove it down the fucking whores throat.... easy as that... grab her fucking head wheres she going then?
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                                                            • Ben-MensNiche
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                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 726

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by beemk
                                                              http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
                                                              ROFLMAO! I think I'm gonna try that next time my wife opens her mouth and starts complaining!

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                                                              • michel
                                                                TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 3420

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by beemk
                                                                http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
                                                                First thing I thought about was this movie

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                                                                • graphicsbytia
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                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 2618

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                                  You need to give her a good beating.
                                                                  but only if she does a good job

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                                                                  • liquidmoe
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                    • 4994

                                                                    #34
                                                                    You definitely gotta stop asking for it. If you keep asking for it, you wont get it, but if she still doesnt do it, then you gotta learn how to hint at it without actually saying it. After a while, you'll have what you want, speaking from experience here

                                                                    Take Luck!

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                                                                    • BlackCrayon
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 19634

                                                                      #35
                                                                      just whip it out when you two are watching on tv on the couch, it works
                                                                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                      • SomeCreep
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                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 26118

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by macker
                                                                        7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

                                                                        Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday!
                                                                        Toss her back, theres better fish in the sea.

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                                                                        • AmeliaG
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          macker - how talented is your tongue?
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                                                                          • beemk
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by michel


                                                                            First thing I thought about was this movie
                                                                            yeah its a certified classic
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                                                                            • adamneve
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                                                                              • Oct 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                              dip it in chocolate
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                                                                              • chemicaleyes
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                                                                                • Aug 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
                                                                                haha
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                                                                                • Weppel
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                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                  • 2190

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by laura99
                                                                                  My hubby would get it everyday if he was nicer or did something for me. I just offered it to him a few minutes ago and all I wanted was a backrub for 5 minutes and he turned me down. I went to the office, picked up his car, washed it, got the tires rotated, changed the oil, and saw that his tank was on E so I filled it up (it was 15 degrees outside today). And I can't get a 5 minute backrub? His excuse: I'm only going to get 6 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. So instead of losing 5 minutes for my backrub and 5 minutes for his blowjob he's getting an extra 10 minutes of sleep.
                                                                                  You did all that AND you offered him a blowjob, all for just 5 minutes of rubbing your back?

                                                                                  Marry me

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                                                                                  • puresexnow
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                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                    • 300

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    My missus and I use them as points...

                                                                                    If I am right about something and she doesn't believe me, I just need to prove it and get 5 BJ's added to my tally, that I can request whenever I like.

                                                                                    I'm currently at 511... I can trade 100 BJ's for some anal if I like and if she does either a BJ or anal without me asking then it doesn't come off the top.

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                                                                                    • Weppel
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                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 2190

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by puresexnow
                                                                                      My missus and I use them as points...

                                                                                      If I am right about something and she doesn't believe me, I just need to prove it and get 5 BJ's added to my tally, that I can request whenever I like.

                                                                                      I'm currently at 511... I can trade 100 BJ's for some anal if I like and if she does either a BJ or anal without me asking then it doesn't come off the top.
                                                                                      Fucking great

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                                                                                      • Sp1nal
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                                                                                        • Jan 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                        http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
                                                                                        Movie is good, but I can't understand - what's she blabbing about?
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                                                                                        • Weppel
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                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 2190

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Sp1nal


                                                                                          Movie is good, but I can't understand - what's she blabbing about?
                                                                                          The fact that woman have to do everything, and don't get anything in return yada yada yada

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                                                                                          • strobi
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                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                            • 7383

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by puresexnow
                                                                                            My missus and I use them as points...

                                                                                            If I am right about something and she doesn't believe me, I just need to prove it and get 5 BJ's added to my tally, that I can request whenever I like.

                                                                                            I'm currently at 511... I can trade 100 BJ's for some anal if I like and if she does either a BJ or anal without me asking then it doesn't come off the top.
                                                                                            got something like that too... when I do something she really really likes I get a wildcard So even if she isn't in the mood at all I can use my wildcard, nice hey?

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                                                                                            • marsrepart
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 36

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              break off with her
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                                                                                              • michel
                                                                                                TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                                                • 3420

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by beemk


                                                                                                yeah its a certified classic
                                                                                                And it made my GF laugh out loud

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                                                                                                • AssFairy
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                                  http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
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                                                                                                  • macker
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by AmeliaG
                                                                                                    macker - how talented is your tongue?
                                                                                                    If you're a female asking that...

                                                                                                    Its not bad, it can get by, why?

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