State of Union Speech - God Wants You To Watch

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  • Digipimp
    BP4L OT DL
    • Mar 2003
    • 13481
    #1

    State of Union Speech - God Wants You To Watch

    Good thing it's on after American Idol or no one would watch our King talk even if God told us to. Should be a shitty speech as usual, he won't mention Osama, he will mention Saddam. He'll credit himself and his tax cuts with our supposed economic recovery and he'll talk a little about terrorism, but more about us needing to hold our ground in Iraq because we're making tremendous progress.

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    • Mr.Fiction
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 9484
      #2
      Maybe he will use this opportunity to add Acacia to the "Axis of Evil".
      Don't be lazy, protect free speech: ACLU | Free Speech Coalition | EFF | IMPA

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        • Digipimp
          BP4L OT DL
          • Mar 2003
          • 13481
          #3
          I forgot to mention he's going to attack porn in an indirect way tonight, just watch and see.

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            • Pornwolf
              Drunk and Unruly
              • Jan 2002
              • 22712
              #4
              American Idol would smash the little man in the ratings. It's a sad sad world.
              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

              Webair, bitches.

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                • Mr Pheer
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 22082
                  #5
                  I would watch but I cant stand to listen to that fucker talk. Say a sentence and then pause for a while. like wtf man just talk like a normal person sick of your ass get off my tv *change channel*

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                    • mcfly
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 119
                      #6
                      shit. say a sentence and then pause if we are LUCKY. (p)resident dumbass seems to like to pause after every third fucking word!

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                        • Digipimp
                          BP4L OT DL
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 13481
                          #7
                          Ahh he's fucking boring to watch anytime it's a rehearsed speech which he tries to only speak when it's rehearsed. But get him answering questions or talking without a speech in front of him and it's fucking hilarious. I could only imagine the debates between him and Dean, what a couple of fuckups who screw up anytime they don't have a speech in front of them.

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