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Fried Eggs
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly
her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful CAREFUL! Put in some more
butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER?
They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn > > them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you
LOST your mind? Don't forget to > > salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife
stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know
how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to
show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
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