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  • Zebra
    Banned from Kimmy's couch
    • Oct 2001
    • 5091

    #1

    Who wants me to give them $1,000 ?

    I've been on a roll hooking up new accounts lately and getting old accounts that have stopped sending to start sending again.
    I want to keep the streak going and I'm willing to give you $1,000 of my own money, not from Lightspeed. I'm that confident that our sites convert well enough to make you big $$$.
    I get paid on commission so if you make money I make money!

    Whichever affiliate sends the most signups (minus chargebacks and refunds) from now until March 1, 2004 will get $1,000 of my own money as my way of saying thanks for giving LightspeedCash a chance!

    Who is eligible?
    *Any new affiliate who signs up on or after Jan 20, 2004 (You may not create a new account if you already have one)
    *Any affiliate with an existing account who has sent less than 30 signups (minus chargebacks and refunds) in the last 60 days.

    Send your traffic to Lightspeed sites, make 60% on each sale, PLUS get a bonus of $1,000 from me! How easy can it be?
    We have hundreds of hosted galleries in our affiliate area plus plenty of great mailer ads at http://www.lightspeedcash.com/zebra/mailers/

    How well do LightspeedCash sites convert? Check these numbers out!
    TOP 10 CONVERTING SITES FOR DECEMBER 2003:
    Lightspeed Girls 1:235
    Lightspeed State 1:345
    Rachel18 1:355
    Tiffany Paris 1:362
    Jordan Capri 1:389
    Tawnee Stone 1:400
    Sweet Devon 1:437
    Lightspeed 18 1:438
    XXX Raimi 1:530
    Cum Filled Panties 1:632

    Overall our average for December across all sites was 1 in 440.
    NOTE:These numbers are based on FRONT PAGE UNIQUES, not second page uniques like many other programs.

    We also just launched LittleTroubleMaker.com last week and her site is converting at 1:220! Give her a try!

    This offer is good only for REVSHARE affiliates. Void on Mars and in Sleazydream's bedroom. Some assembly required. No shoes, no shirt, no dice!

    I look forward to giving you $1,000!
    Old School
  • quiet
    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
    • Sep 2001
    • 25115

    #2
    make it 100K and i might be interested. sounds like a good deal though...
    we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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    • Rorschach
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2002
      • 5579

      #3
      I'd be much more in to it if I didn't actually have to DO anything to get the money.

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      • integrated
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2003
        • 3826

        #4
        Originally posted by Rorschach
        I'd be much more in to it if I didn't actually have to DO anything to get the money.
        what he said lol

        Pioneer of .TV domains
        Grandfather of .TV development
        Respected among industry LEADERS

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        • Scott McD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 67792

          #5
          I'd prefer one of the lightspeed girlies...


          I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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          • Dr. Nick
            Registered User
            • Dec 2003
            • 89

            #6
            I couldn't be fucked reading your post but I will take the grand.

            Thanks

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            • funkmaster
              So Fucking Banned
              • Sep 2001
              • 7938

              #7
              "Who wants me to give them $1,000 ?"

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              • integrated
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 3826

                #8
                Originally posted by funkmaster
                "Who wants me to give them $1,000 ?"
                thanks you can send it to my paypal addy

                [email protected]

                Pioneer of .TV domains
                Grandfather of .TV development
                Respected among industry LEADERS

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                • johnbosh
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 8965

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rorschach
                  I'd be much more in to it if I didn't actually have to DO anything to get the money.

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                  • Ash@phpFX
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 4292

                    #10
                    nice offer

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                    • Chris
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2003
                      • 27880

                      #11
                      Good promo but this kinda thing bugs the shit out of me

                      well two things first thing

                      wtf you get paid commison at light speed ?


                      second thing : Sure your promo gives everyone the push to send all the sign ups they can ... but now you see people who can send 100 sign ups a day and they are like " shit free 1k for me " they start sending you all there traffic and then you have the people who are trying there hardest to send traffic and they see that they really have no chanc e

                      I dunno .. just thinking that there are so many contest ran but none for the people who are still trying to learn ... I kow when I first started i wanted to give up so many times when I saw that it looked like I had no chance when you see all these other people

                      I dunno im just thinking out loud


                      LONG LIVE THE NEWBIES ! Maybe one day someone will run a contest where it takes 1 HIT to enter the contest not Whoever makes the most sales or one sale = one entry ( with no cap )

                      grr
                      [email protected]

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                      • Odin88
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 3267

                        #12
                        Aww, fucking tricked me into clicking on this thread.

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                        • iwantchixx
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 12860

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Zebra

                          Cum Filled Panties 1:632
                          How much of that is TGP inflating the numbers?

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                          • sherie
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 7020

                            #14
                            Wow. Don't go spending all your money now. You need to save it to get me stuff LOL ;))

                            Nice promo Chad!
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                            • Phoenix
                              BACON BACON BACON
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 35475

                              #15
                              Awesome promo Chad...good luck with it.
                              Telegram PhoenixBrad
                              https://quantads.io

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                              • kristin
                                GOO!
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 9768

                                #16
                                Such a nice guy Zebra! Nice promotion!!
                                Vacares rules.

                                "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                • Buff
                                  GFY Assassin
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 2993

                                  #17
                                  I am concerned that you might not understand what the term "give" means in the standard English lexicon.

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                                  • Zebra
                                    Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 5091

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JupZChris
                                    Good promo but this kinda thing bugs the shit out of me

                                    well two things first thing

                                    wtf you get paid commison at light speed ?


                                    second thing : Sure your promo gives everyone the push to send all the sign ups they can ... but now you see people who can send 100 sign ups a day and they are like " shit free 1k for me " they start sending you all there traffic and then you have the people who are trying there hardest to send traffic and they see that they really have no chanc e

                                    I dunno .. just thinking that there are so many contest ran but none for the people who are still trying to learn ... I kow when I first started i wanted to give up so many times when I saw that it looked like I had no chance when you see all these other people

                                    I dunno im just thinking out loud


                                    LONG LIVE THE NEWBIES ! Maybe one day someone will run a contest where it takes 1 HIT to enter the contest not Whoever makes the most sales or one sale = one entry ( with no cap )

                                    grr
                                    Chris - Read closer. This isn't Lightspeed giving the money away, it's ME. I'm not going to give $1000 to someone who sends one hit or one signup. They get paid 60% revshare, they earned the money they made. I want to entice people that are going to give Lightspeed a try with some decent traffic and know that they can actually make good money. It isn't a contest, it's a bonus for a job well done. I get a commission based on how well the company does as well as a nice salary so don't worry for me

                                    So many people want something for nothing. Our affiliates can attest that we went WAY above the call of duty in rewarding people for sending traffic last year. How many other companies did you see putting 50+ webmasters up in stunt flights, flying webmasters to cities to party, giving 10% bonus months, $1,000 bonuses to the top senders to each of their sites, letting you swim with the dolphins, handing out dozens of $100+ jerseys, paying for huge open parties, paying out on 100% bonus months, etc, etc, etc... Many of our promotions were aimed at the little guy as well as the big guy.

                                    This is different. I'm fishing and I want to land a whale. I'm using $1000 as bait. If they bite and send traffic they will get two rewards.
                                    1) They find out how fucking awesome our conversion ratios and retention is and what a good idea it is to send their traffic to us.
                                    2) They might get a bonus of $1000 on top of the money they already made with us (which is better than a kick in the ass!)

                                    $1000 is really small change to the people I am after, but it gets more attention than me saying "Who wants me to give them $10?".
                                    Old School

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                                    • Zebra
                                      Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 5091

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Buff
                                      I am concerned that you might not understand what the term "give" means in the standard English lexicon.
                                      Buff - The girls in your videos GIVE you blowjobs even though they are paid for it.

                                      Nothing says I have to give extra compensation to people who promote Lightspeedcash. I CHOOSE to GIVE them the money as a bonus.

                                      Our guys make us money so I GIVE them a bonus because I think they deserve it.
                                      Someone pisses me off I GIVE them a bloody nose because I think they deserve it

                                      It's all semantics old chap!
                                      Good seeing you in Vegas!
                                      Old School

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                                      • mule
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 6085

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Odin88
                                        Aww, fucking tricked me into clicking on this thread.
                                        my sentiments exactly
                                        Converting like a mofo

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                                        • SCOOTER
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 4010

                                          #21
                                          Good Job Zebra
                                          Scooter
                                          [email protected]

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                                          • Buff
                                            GFY Assassin
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 2993

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Zebra


                                            Buff - The girls in your videos GIVE you blowjobs even though they are paid for it.

                                            Nothing says I have to give extra compensation to people who promote Lightspeedcash. I CHOOSE to GIVE them the money as a bonus.

                                            Our guys make us money so I GIVE them a bonus because I think they deserve it.
                                            Someone pisses me off I GIVE them a bloody nose because I think they deserve it

                                            It's all semantics old chap!
                                            Good seeing you in Vegas!
                                            Ditto.

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                                            • JFK
                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 67369

                                              #23
                                              OK Zebra, I'll take the 10 bucks , if no one else wants it
                                              Congrats Nice promo on Your part!!

                                              FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX
                                              For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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                                              • Zebra
                                                Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 5091

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by JFK
                                                OK Zebra, I'll take the 10 bucks , if no one else wants it
                                                Congrats Nice promo on Your part!!
                                                JFK, you've earned it and then some!
                                                Old School

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                                                • billie
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 142

                                                  #25
                                                  That's a great promotion Zebra!! You're awesome
                                                  Yankscash.com
                                                  Skype - billiemiller

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                                                  • Ben-MensNiche
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 726

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JupZChris
                                                    Good promo but this kinda thing bugs the shit out of me

                                                    well two things first thing

                                                    wtf you get paid commison at light speed ?


                                                    second thing : Sure your promo gives everyone the push to send all the sign ups they can ... but now you see people who can send 100 sign ups a day and they are like " shit free 1k for me " they start sending you all there traffic and then you have the people who are trying there hardest to send traffic and they see that they really have no chanc e

                                                    I dunno .. just thinking that there are so many contest ran but none for the people who are still trying to learn ... I kow when I first started i wanted to give up so many times when I saw that it looked like I had no chance when you see all these other people

                                                    I dunno im just thinking out loud


                                                    LONG LIVE THE NEWBIES ! Maybe one day someone will run a contest where it takes 1 HIT to enter the contest not Whoever makes the most sales or one sale = one entry ( with no cap )

                                                    grr
                                                    I don't want to jack this thread - but there are companies (such as MensNiche) that run 5 sale and 10 sale promotions to help give you the incentive to get started.

                                                    The promo that Lightspeed are offering here has qualifying rules, so those people that are regularly getting signups with their company won't qualify to be in the competition anyway.

                                                    Awesome promo by the way Lightspeed!

                                                    Just my

                                                    ICQ: 310539245
                                                    Email: [email protected]

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                                                    • detoxed
                                                      vip member
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 17798

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche


                                                      I don't want to jack this thread - but there are companies (such as MensNiche) that run 5 sale and 10 sale promotions to help give you the incentive to get started.

                                                      The promo that Lightspeed are offering here has qualifying rules, so those people that are regularly getting signups with their company won't qualify to be in the competition anyway.

                                                      Awesome promo by the way Lightspeed!

                                                      Just my
                                                      Lightspeed isnt doing a promo here... Zebra is...

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                                                      • mule
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 6085

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
                                                        I don't want to jack this thread
                                                        So why did you?
                                                        Converting like a mofo

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                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 41470

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by quiet
                                                          make it 100K and i might be interested. sounds like a good deal though...

                                                          lightspeed always has good deals - first class crew.


                                                          but $100K would totally change the field of competators. ;)
                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                          • SleazyDream
                                                            I'm here for SPORT
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 41470

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Zebra


                                                            Buff - The girls in your videos GIVE you blowjobs even though they are paid for it.
                                                            WHAT?

                                                            You mean Buff has to PAY for sex?



                                                            I always thought they paid him for the HONOR of having him stick his cock in their mouth.........
                                                            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                            Now read without the word dog.

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                                                            • Gabriel
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 4789

                                                              #31
                                                              Hmmm, very enticing Zebra...


                                                              ICQ#: 142295729

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                                                              • Ben-MensNiche
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                • 726

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by mule
                                                                So why did you?
                                                                I was just pointing out that there *are* companies that are doing promos to help out the starters that don't require being the 100+ sales guys. The guy sounded like he felt he was hard done by - I wanted to offer him some hope.

                                                                Sorry by the way Zebra, I thought it was a lightspeed promo, I guess I misinterpreted what you wrote.

                                                                ICQ: 310539245
                                                                Email: [email protected]

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                                                                • Chris
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 27880

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Zebra


                                                                  Chris - Read closer. This isn't Lightspeed giving the money away, it's ME. I'm not going to give $1000 to someone who sends one hit or one signup. They get paid 60% revshare, they earned the money they made. I want to entice people that are going to give Lightspeed a try with some decent traffic and know that they can actually make good money. It isn't a contest, it's a bonus for a job well done. I get a commission based on how well the company does as well as a nice salary so don't worry for me

                                                                  So many people want something for nothing. Our affiliates can attest that we went WAY above the call of duty in rewarding people for sending traffic last year. How many other companies did you see putting 50+ webmasters up in stunt flights, flying webmasters to cities to party, giving 10% bonus months, $1,000 bonuses to the top senders to each of their sites, letting you swim with the dolphins, handing out dozens of $100+ jerseys, paying for huge open parties, paying out on 100% bonus months, etc, etc, etc... Many of our promotions were aimed at the little guy as well as the big guy.

                                                                  This is different. I'm fishing and I want to land a whale. I'm using $1000 as bait. If they bite and send traffic they will get two rewards.
                                                                  1) They find out how fucking awesome our conversion ratios and retention is and what a good idea it is to send their traffic to us.
                                                                  2) They might get a bonus of $1000 on top of the money they already made with us (which is better than a kick in the ass!)

                                                                  $1000 is really small change to the people I am after, but it gets more attention than me saying "Who wants me to give them $10?".
                                                                  Bro dont get me wrong I understand what your saying and what your trying to do ... It is basic marketing ... an attempt at getting affilates to check you guys out... Plus i gotta give you guys ALOT of credit for posting some ratio's that look half as true unlike many many sponsors who swear all there sites convert 1:80 with unfiltered tgp traffic or whatever .....

                                                                  But do you understand what I'm saying at all ? Alot of contest I see it is " OUr top affilates will get .... " " Every sign up you send is one entry ( with no cap ) " .... Yeah you guys throw alot of party s... but for your webmasters who can afford to fly there selfs out there to the party .... YOu guys are a great company not putting ya down at all just saying ... LIl guys are over looked so much. I recently ran a contest on netpond for a company as a promo and it was meant for EVERYONE .. all they had to do was be an affilate and send atleast 1 hit a day... Contest went over pretty well and everyone ended up happy

                                                                  But I'm glad to read that lightspeed just isnt paying you commison lol had my scared for a minute
                                                                  [email protected]

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                                                                  • Zebra
                                                                    Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 5091

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche


                                                                    I was just pointing out that there *are* companies that are doing promos to help out the starters that don't require being the 100+ sales guys. The guy sounded like he felt he was hard done by - I wanted to offer him some hope.

                                                                    Sorry by the way Zebra, I thought it was a lightspeed promo, I guess I misinterpreted what you wrote.
                                                                    Ben - If small webmasters are having to rely on promotions to make enough money to have hope then they need to seriously reevaluate being in this business.

                                                                    Our #1 selling and converting site is LightspeedGirls.com. It converted at 1:235 last month. That is not second page uniques or join page hits, that is FRONT PAGE uniques. This site sells well enough that if a small time guy is looking to make money they can send to it and make more than they will with most sites. Because of the great value and large amount of original and exclusive content that is updated multiple times a week in LightspeedGirls.com, webmasters makes more over the life of each member they send than they would getting $35 Pay Per Join somewhere else. Sending to LightspeedGirls.com will give them hope when they see how much they are making.

                                                                    If that isn't enough, we hold 10% promos several times a year where every webmaster makes an additional 10%. The money we payout on that promotion is more than most prizes given away by other companies. Nobody gets left out and no feelings get hurt. We also have had several random prize drawings for trips, $1000 bonuses, etc. that were awarded to small webmasters.

                                                                    We are not in the charity business. We do promotions to PROMOTE growth in our company. While we appreciate all the webmasters that can only send one join a month we have to be realistic and focus on the bigger webmasters. If someone thinks that is unfair they need to get a reality check. This is business.

                                                                    If someone wants to make money, they must work hard and rise above the rest.
                                                                    I am rewarding those who have risen to the challenge and stood out from the crowd.
                                                                    Want to be rewarded? Earn it!

                                                                    I signed up a few accounts yesterday that look like they have potential to earn my $1000. Anyone else want to give it a try?
                                                                    Old School

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                                                                    • Steelhead
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 586

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Quietly opens an account... Loudly takes the money and runs! Zebra I dont want the cash I want your body

                                                                      heheehe LOL
                                                                      VENDO - The AI Biller

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                                                                      • Zebra
                                                                        Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 5091

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Steelhead
                                                                        Quietly opens an account... Loudly takes the money and runs! Zebra I dont want the cash I want your body

                                                                        heheehe LOL
                                                                        My body is free. My money you have to earn!
                                                                        Old School

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                                                                        • Ross
                                                                          Ik ben een aap
                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 18874

                                                                          #37
                                                                          WOW now thats what I call dedication to the job. You should have your own programme!

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                                                                          • Brad Xtremepay
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                            • 2000

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Bump for Zeebs. Very nice promo!

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