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If You Were A 'James Bond' Villain What would be your specialties?

01-19-2004, 04:19 PM

If you were a James Bond Villain, what would be your specialties.

Like who would your seductive gun moll be ( just before she betrayed your secret hideout to Bond and you had to feed her to your pet pirahna fish )

What would your hot jet-set car be?

Finally, what country would you blow up with your secret weapon just to show James Bond you mean business just before you demand some bizarre ransom?
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01-19-2004, 04:35 PM

blow up

1. amerika

2. israel

3. latvia

4. germany
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01-19-2004, 04:36 PM

5. USA

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01-19-2004, 04:36 PM

Haha..

In all the time ive been on gfy i dont think ive ever heard this asked.

10 points for style there my friend !!

My seductive girl would have 3 tits and shoot fire out of the middle tit.

My jetset car would be a hotted up Valiant, with rockets and shit.

And the country i would blow up would be Kahzakstan. Mainly cause i like the name and have no fucking idea where it is.

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01-19-2004, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Greg B
If you were a James Bond Villain, what would be your specialties

Like who would your seductive gun moll be ( just before she betrayed your secret hideout to Bond and you had to feed her to your pet pirahna fish )

Caprice

What would your hot jet-set car be?

Batmobile

Finally, what country would you blow up with your secret weapon just to show James Bond you mean business just before you demand some bizarre ransom?

Urgay, it's just insulting.
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01-19-2004, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by Big Nath
Haha..

In all the time ive been on gfy i dont think ive ever heard this asked.

10 points for style there my friend !!

My seductive girl would have 3 tits and shoot fire out of the middle tit.

My jetset car would be a hotted up Valiant, with rockets and shit.

And the country i would blow up would be Kahzakstan. Mainly cause i like the name and have no fucking idea where it is.

hehe

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Thanks Nath, decades of news and years working for AOL's chat division gives me the edge.

I'll tell you what, your description shows you'ld make a great 'Bond Villain'.
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01-19-2004, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by Greg B
If You Were A 'James Bond' Villain What would be your specialties?

I'd have a golden winky!

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01-19-2004, 06:49 PM

2. I'd have a shemale as my assassin. Lets see Bond seduce that!
3. I'd be riding in a Diablo
4. UK - just to piss of Bond and to make it personal
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01-19-2004, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
2. I'd have a shemale as my assassin. Lets see Bond seduce that!
3. I'd be riding in a Diablo
4. UK - just to piss of Bond and to make it personal

Oh now YOU'RE original. A true 'evil genius'!
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01-19-2004, 07:45 PM

I would have the ultimate in skills at Cock Blocking!

Thats right...

James Bond would never get laid cuz my specialty would be snaggin the chicks from em as he was setting in da moves.

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01-19-2004, 08:14 PM

I think if I were a James Bond Villian...

1). I would be Roy Leafucked.
2). My evil sidekick would be Blow Mesoftly from Southend - Her catchphrase is "You'll die from one suck from me".
3). My car would be a Ford Capri Ghia.
4). I'd blow up Lakeside shopping centre in England with a 1 ton bomb on the submarine in the lake.
5). My speciality will be car customization.

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01-19-2004, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
I think if I were a James Bond Villian...

1). I would be Roy Leafucked.
2). My evil sidekick would be Blow Mesoftly from Southend - Her catchphrase is "You'll die from one suck from me".
3). My car would be a Ford Capri Ghia.
4). I'd blow up Lakeside shopping centre in England with a 1 ton bomb on the submarine in the lake.
5). My speciality will be car customization.

That's tooo damned funny! Makes me wanna draw a poster of it!

I'm suprised no one mentioned a lambourghini as their jet-setter ride.
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01-19-2004, 08:34 PM

I'd be too busy reading gfy to get any evil plots finished. There would be half finished bombs and lasers and shit laying all around my evil hideout.

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01-19-2004, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I'd be too busy reading gfy to get any evil plots finished. There would be half finished bombs and lasers and shit laying all around my evil hideout.

So look at it this way you'ld be known as the evil Bond villain:

Half Assed

He intends to spread a deadly virus around the world that makes one asscheek disappear leaving everyone with half an ass.

It would ruin the thong industry where he would corner the market on 'one cheek' underwear and lingerie.

Fiendishly evil if I say so myself. You can sing the song to the tune of Goldfinger:

Half Assed! ( da da daaaaa )
He's a man with only half an ass!

Half Assed! ( da da daaaaa )
With one cheek he spreads his evil smiiiiile,
His smile is biiiille!

With one hiney he rules the world,
No thong undies for boy or giiiirl,
With humanty trapped in a toilet seat flapped,
His evil plan unfurled,

Because he's

Half Assssed! ( da da daaaaa )
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01-19-2004, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by spamofon
blow up

1. amerika

2. israel

3. latvia

4. germany

lol
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01-20-2004, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by 12clicks

I'd have a golden winky!

So you would be 'Gold Winky' like Austin Powers' 'Goldmember' ( which was gross the way he was eating his peeled skin )
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01-20-2004, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by AlienQ
I would have the ultimate in skills at Cock Blocking!

Thats right...

James Bond would never get laid cuz my specialty would be snaggin the chicks from em as he was setting in da moves.

You're ill.
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01-20-2004, 09:14 AM

Squeezing my victims with my thighs..

Which Bond was that one in ?

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