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So a few weeks ago I'm out on the lake in this rowboat fishing. I finally caught this bigass walleye, hauled it in and started to pull the hook out. I'm in my shorts btw, and I'm pulling on the hook with one hand and holding the fish with the other when my hand slipped. The fish's mouth went and clamped down right on my johnson.
They heard an echo across the lake that sounded something like...
YEEEAAAOOOWWWFUCKAMAHOOCHIWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Took me about ten minutes to pry that fucking thing off me, it's teeth were like needles. FUCK!!!
A few days later I'm talking to a guy at the local store and he starts telling me there were reports of sasquatch mating calls in the area.
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