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A man meets a women at a bar, and after chatting her up all night, he's finally invited back to her place.
"I should tell you," he says, upon arriving at her apartment, "I'm extremely kinky in the sack."
"I am too!" the woman says. "Wait here a minute while I slip into something more comfortable."
When she reemerges, the woman is decked out in leather and chains. She has a whip in one hand and a collar in the other, but to her surprise the man is putting on his coat to leave.
"Where are you going?" she asks. I thought we were getting kinky."
"Lady," the man says, "I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I'm outta here!"
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