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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    What could a SMOKING hot women do to TURN you OFF?

    ok, reverse of what turns you on here.


    Hot babe - (or guy) - you're drolling over them. You know you're going to get laid - 100% guarenteed.


    now what can they do that will turn you OFF and suddenly make you totally uninterested in them sexually.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • Im A Troll
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      • Dec 2003
      • 4
      #2
      stop smoking if thats your thang?

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        • Sly_RJ
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            • mailman
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              • Mar 2001
              • 6311
              #4
              FART!

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                • media
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 9853
                  #5
                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                  ok, reverse of what turns you on here.


                  Hot babe - (or guy) - you're drolling over them. You know you're going to get laid - 100% guarenteed.


                  now what can they do that will turn you OFF and suddenly make you totally uninterested in them sexually.
                  She spreads her ass for you to reveal a big hemoroid..

                  mmmm TURNOFF!!
                  I'm here for the violence!

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                    • Oracle Porn
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 24433
                      #6
                      Fart.
                      Say something that I have a strong opinion on and she doesn't agree with it.
                      Have hair on her legs.


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                        • SleazyDream
                          I'm here for SPORT
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470
                          #7
                          Originally posted by mailman
                          FART!
                          pussy farts happen all the time during sex......maybe you should fuck more.
                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                          Now read without the word dog.

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                            • eroswebmaster
                              March 1st, 2003
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 20295
                              #8
                              She could end up having a cock...that would definitely turn me off.
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                                • Oracle Porn
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                  pussy farts happen all the time during sex......maybe you should fuck more.
                                  what about ass farts?


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                                    • sixxxth_sense
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                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 2430
                                      #10
                                      nothing!

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                                        • Tala
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                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 23368
                                          #11
                                          Be so ful of herself that nothing (and no one) else matters.

                                          Fuck that.

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                                            • SleazyDream
                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 41470
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                              what about ass farts?
                                              didn't know you swung that way
                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                • Spunky
                                                  I need a beer
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133978
                                                  #13
                                                  Having nothing between her ears.If she is always talking about herself totally is a turn off..But if the sex is great you just put up with it .

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                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 41470
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
                                                      nothing!
                                                      warning - minors arn't alowed to post to GFY - please go back to bed - it's past your bedtime
                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                        • Tytan
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                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 1391
                                                          #15
                                                          My uncle Tony works for British American Tobacco, dude smokes like 80 a day, about 2 months ago he was flying out after seeing the Rugby World Cup Final when he fell ill, had like pains in his chest.


                                                          anyway turned out his arteries were clogged up, to much smoking/drinking and being a lazy bastard for the last 6 years.


                                                          All the family went to see him at Xmas, I go there when I can cause he gives out money (bastard never gives me money I have to win it)
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                                                            • Voodoo
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                                                              • Sep 2002
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                                                              #16
                                                              She says, "I want to have a 3some w/ you and my boyfriend."

                                                              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                • jollyperv
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                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 3927
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Untuck the snake.

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                                                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 24433
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                      warning - minors arn't alowed to post to GFY - please go back to bed - it's past your bedtime
                                                                      O man it must be the first time I totaly agree with you!


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                                                                        • eroswebmaster
                                                                          March 1st, 2003
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 20295
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Tytan
                                                                          My uncle Tony works for British American Tobacco, dude smokes like 80 a day, about 2 months ago he was flying out after seeing the Rugby World Cup Final when he fell ill, had like pains in his chest.


                                                                          anyway turned out his arteries were clogged up, to much smoking/drinking and being a lazy bastard for the last 6 years.


                                                                          All the family went to see him at Xmas, I go there when I can cause he gives out money (bastard never gives me money I have to win it)

                                                                          drugs are bad mkay
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                                                                            • stocktrader23
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                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 18781
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                              pussy farts happen all the time during sex......maybe you should fuck more.
                                                                              That's just something pussy farters say.


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                                                                                • Jace
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 35562
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  when you can smell her rotting pussy before she even opens her pants

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                                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 41470
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                                                      She says, "I want to have a 3some w/ you and my boyfriend."
                                                                                      that happened to me with a girl when I was 18 - turned me off then.

                                                                                      I'd probally do it now, she was HOT
                                                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                        • mailman
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                                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                                          • 6311
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                                          pussy farts happen all the time during sex......maybe you should fuck more.

                                                                                          Im talking about an ASS fart...

                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                          Hot babe - you're drolling over them. You know you're going to get laid - 100% guarenteed.


                                                                                          now what can they do that will turn you OFF and suddenly make you totally uninterested in them sexually.

                                                                                          As you mentioned above this is PRE-SEX not durring!

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                                                                                            • fsfaz
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                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 747
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                                              pussy farts happen all the time during sex......maybe you should fuck more.



                                                                                              You know, I try not to think of it as a fart so I can continue on with whatever we were doing and not loose whatever was going.

                                                                                              However, now it's stuck in my head for sure.

                                                                                              Common, let's come up with a new word (that's better)

                                                                                              Help!

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                                                                                                • CheshireKat
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                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                  • 57
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Sleazy, if I told you then you would know why the two of us never hooked up.
                                                                                                  Let me blow your mind...

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                                                                                                    • chowda
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                      • 9527
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      that episode of seinfeld... how that girl got some std from riding a tractor. hehehe

                                                                                                      that would be a turn off.
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                                                                                                        • Rictor
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 12208
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                          ok, reverse of what turns you on here.


                                                                                                          Hot babe - (or guy) - you're drolling over them. You know you're going to get laid - 100% guarenteed.


                                                                                                          now what can they do that will turn you OFF and suddenly make you totally uninterested in them sexually.
                                                                                                          Stick a finger in my butt while blowing me.

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                                                                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 41470
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by CheshireKat
                                                                                                              Sleazy, if I told you then you would know why the two of us never hooked up.
                                                                                                              outch
                                                                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                • GSpotShawn
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                  • 389
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                  ok, reverse of what turns you on here.


                                                                                                                  Hot babe - (or guy) - you're drolling over them. You know you're going to get laid - 100% guarenteed.


                                                                                                                  now what can they do that will turn you OFF and suddenly make you totally uninterested in them sexually.
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                                                                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                      • 41470
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mailman



                                                                                                                      As you mentioned above this is PRE-SEX not durring!

                                                                                                                      well it might be sloppy seconds for her.................
                                                                                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                        • JSA Matt
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                          • 5464
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          sleep with your roommate first?

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                                                                                                                            • CheshireKat
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                                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                                              • 57
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                                                                              outch
                                                                                                                              I forgive you for it, but it seems Rictor's still bitter.
                                                                                                                              Let me blow your mind...

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                                                                                                                                • BruceM
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 4084
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  be a tranny
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                                                                                                                                    • GrimShawn
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 8120
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Explain to me in details of her seedy night before with Sleazy dream.

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                                                                                                                                        • supremephxrce
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 96
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by fsfaz





                                                                                                                                          You know, I try not to think of it as a fart so I can continue on with whatever we were doing and not loose whatever was going.

                                                                                                                                          However, now it's stuck in my head for sure.

                                                                                                                                          Common, let's come up with a new word (that's better)

                                                                                                                                          Help!
                                                                                                                                          How about vaginal reduction of air pocket


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                                                                                                                                            • Za Ha
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                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 5112
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              The words:

                                                                                                                                              "I'm on"

                                                                                                                                              coming from her

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                                                                                                                                                • nathan_f
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                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 3983
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I'd have to go with her having a cock.

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                                                                                                                                                    • TheSpaceBulldog
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                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                                                                                                      She could end up having a cock...that would definitely turn me off.

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                                                                                                                                                        • fsfaz
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                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 747
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by supremephxrce


                                                                                                                                                          How about vaginal reduction of air pocket
                                                                                                                                                          I have heard them make a comment like "I have some air" before so I guess that's not a bad.

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                                                                                                                                                            • SleazyDream
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 41470
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CheshireKat
                                                                                                                                                              I forgive you for it, but it seems Rictor's still bitter.
                                                                                                                                                              better?
                                                                                                                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Donny
                                                                                                                                                                  As you wish...
                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 13754
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I hate it when a hot girl talks about how HOT she is. It turns me off every time.

                                                                                                                                                                  A hot girl needs to at least ACT like she DOESN'T know she's hot.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • CheshireKat
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 57
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                                                                                                                      better?
                                                                                                                                                                      That too
                                                                                                                                                                      Let me blow your mind...

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                                                                                                                                                                        • rip raster
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 2851
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by BruceM
                                                                                                                                                                          be a tranny
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                                                                                                                                                                            • sternyduke
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 1082
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                                                                                                                              when you can smell her rotting pussy before she even opens her pants
                                                                                                                                                                              i had that happen once with one of the hottest females i have ever been with with, it was a total bummer. she looked like exactly like the girl Kristin Kreuk from smallville...even hotter.

                                                                                                                                                                              i was sitting up on the bed while she was standing in front of me with her pussy at my face. shit smelled like bacon bits, and my hard on was dead as shit.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Sly_RJ
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 17042
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                                                                                                                                  I hate it when a hot girl talks about how HOT she is. It turns me off every time.

                                                                                                                                                                                  A hot girl needs to at least ACT like she DOESN'T know she's hot.
                                                                                                                                                                                  Just the other day I was trying on a new party dress, oh my God I looked so hot! It made my nice round boobs perk up nicely and my legs went on forever!
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • rip raster
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 2851
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sternyduke


                                                                                                                                                                                      i had that happen once with one of the hottest females i have ever been with with, it was a total bummer. she looked like exactly like the girl Kristin Kreuk from smallville...even hotter.

                                                                                                                                                                                      i was sitting up on the bed while she was standing in front of me with her pussy at my face. shit smelled like bacon bits, and my hard on was dead as shit.



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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 133978
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by sternyduke


                                                                                                                                                                                          She was standing in front of me with her pussy at my face. shit smelled like bacon bits
                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm hungry and aroused

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • SleazyDream
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 41470
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CheshireKat
                                                                                                                                                                                              That too

                                                                                                                                                                                              you really hate me...


                                                                                                                                                                                              good thing I don't have a fucking clue who the fuck you are.
                                                                                                                                                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Rictor
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 12208
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CheshireKat
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I forgive you for it, but it seems Rictor's still bitter.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Leave me out of your fantasies, please.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • xxxoutsourcing
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3888
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Start smoking a cig and catch my dick with the amber of the cig & i would be turned off.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm sure my beast would not levitate after that.

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