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  • Brad Xtremepay
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    • Dec 2003
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    #1

    Why do Americans like football?

    I find the shit so boring. A constant stoppage in play, guys slapping asses - WHAT is the point of this sport?
  • Sly_RJ
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    • Feb 2002
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    #2
    What's wrong with guys slapping asses?
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    • Brad Xtremepay
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      • Dec 2003
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      #3
      Originally posted by Sly_RJ
      What's wrong with guys slapping asses?

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      • Evil1
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        • Mar 2002
        • 3893

        #4
        watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

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        • tbabe
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          • Dec 2003
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          #5
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          • irishfury
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            • Aug 2003
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            #6
            It's a physical sport it's you vrs them. 52 players lining up againts each other for the love of what could happen any given sunday.
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            • BigFish
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              • Jan 2003
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              #7
              Originally posted by Evil1
              watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer
              !!!!!!!

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              • BRISK
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                • Feb 2003
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                #8
                Why do Canadians like football?
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                • Spunky
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                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Hockey is a real sport

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                  • Rankings
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                    #10
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                    • nathan_f
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                      • Sep 2003
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
                      I find the shit so boring. A constant stoppage in play, guys slapping asses - WHAT is the point of this sport?
                      Sounds like someone was waiting for The Simpsons to come on. I fucking hate it when football takes over it's time slot.

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                      • B Sandwich
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                        • Mar 2003
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                        #12
                        you are a retard

                        soccer is the gayest shit ever.
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                        • sickkittens
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                          What's wrong with guys slapping asses?
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                          • Evil1
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                            • Mar 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by B Sandwich
                            you are a retard

                            soccer is the gayest shit ever.
                            Ill assume you were replying to me.. is your attention span so fucking limited that you cant read an entire sentence?
                            Last edited by Evil1; 01-18-2004, 07:11 PM.

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                            • BigFish
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                              • Jan 2003
                              • 1159

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Evil1


                              Ill assume you were replying to me.. is your attention span so fucking limited that cant cant read an entire sentence?
                              don't think he was referring to you! you're both criticizing soccer!

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                              • Ic3m4nZ
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                                • Aug 2003
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                                #16
                                I'm Canadian and I like playing & watching every sport 4 sho I'm a bodybuilder athlete.

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                                • aaron
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                                  • Mar 2003
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                                  #17
                                  i like playing lots of sports but watching sports bores me to death

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                                  • galleryseek
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                                    • Mar 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
                                    I'm Canadian and I like playing & watching every sport 4 sho I'm a bodybuilder athlete.
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                                    • SuperVillain
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                                      • Jan 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Because it gives us an excuse to sit on are ass drink beer and watch TV.

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                                      • Roger
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                                        • Jul 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Football is okay, Basketball is crap. If I wasn't addicted to hockey I'd be following football. Baseball is average.

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                                        • nap
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                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 2765

                                          #21
                                          i like watching football because to have success in the game you have to have a sound defense. especially in college/pro's because for the most part the offensives are made up of the best of the best atheletes that can be recruited/bought so the defenses have to be great or be crushed. look at the 2 teams that are playing for the super bowl, 2 defensive teams who basically did what they wanted to their opposing teams. i've played soccer, bball and soccer so i appreciate those 3 sports a lot but football is just more of a chess game to me.

                                          p.s. i hate high scoring football games.

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                                          • Rob
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                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 13310

                                            #22
                                            I suppose you're a SOCCER fan! Fag!

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                                            • Rob
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                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 13310

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Evil1
                                              watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer
                                              Goddamn right! It's like watching the paint dry on your garage door! Soccer sucks! All that running around and only one fucking measly point!!!!

                                              to all REAL FOOTBALL HATERS!

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                                              • SuperVillain
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                                                • Jan 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Roger
                                                hockey

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                                                • bhutocracy
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                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 10218

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid

                                                  to all REAL FOOTBALL HATERS!
                                                  you call your pansy football with helmets and girly pads real football? puh-lease... real men play rugby.

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                                                  • Rictor
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                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 12208

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
                                                    I find the shit so boring. A constant stoppage in play, guys slapping asses - WHAT is the point of this sport?
                                                    Baseball is kinda boring too. Basketball is probably our sport with the most action and constant scoring.

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                                                    • nap
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                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      have you ever been to a football game brad? that might be one of the reasons you find the game boring. i felt hockey was very until i went to a minor league hockey game and so how much faster then game is in real life. i'm damn near a borderline hockeyfan too

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                                                      • laura99
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                                                        • Aug 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        I personally don't like to watch a bunch of millionaires throw the ball around and fuck up their bodies at a young age. If they were smart they would get a 1 year multimillion dollar contract and get the fuck out ;) Hockey is fun live, I must admit, my dad used to take me and it was awesome to hear them smashing into everything and everyone. The fights were always cool too ;)

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                                                        • BlackCrayon
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                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          watching sports is a fucking bore but hey, thats just me.
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                                                          • nap
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                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by laura99
                                                            I personally don't like to watch a bunch of millionaires throw the ball around and fuck up their bodies at a young age. If they were smart they would get a 1 year multimillion dollar contract and get the fuck out ;) Hockey is fun live, I must admit, my dad used to take me and it was awesome to hear them smashing into everything and everyone. The fights were always cool too ;)
                                                            if they were smart they would continue to play 16-19 games per season making 2-3 million per year after being raped by the government and everyone else then retire at the ripe old age of 30. getting paid to play a game that they have played their entire lives is a blessing, it wouldn't be a smart move to leave something like that.

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                                                            • maxdaname
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                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by spunky1
                                                              Hockey is a real sport
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                                                              • maxdaname
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                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Rictor


                                                                Baseball is kinda boring too. Basketball is probably our sport with the most action and constant scoring.
                                                                WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!?! "kinda" boring? it's the longest and most boring sport ever fuckin invented! I rather watch curling than baseball! KINDA....tss...

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                                                                • Number1Thumb
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                  watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

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                                                                  • Pornwolf
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                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 22712

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Soccer is gay. It's just a fruitcake sport. I don't understand why it's so popular worldwide.

                                                                    Football is more exciting and entertaing. I will admit though, Australian rules football kicks our version of football in the ass. It's waay waay tougher and more action packed.
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                                                                    • maxdaname
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                      Soccer is gay. It's just a fruitcake sport. I don't understand why it's so popular worldwide.
                                                                      Soccer is the most popular sport world wide because it's the only sport that poor ppl can play. All u need is a ball and your feet, you don't even need to buy a ball, you can make your own or use a bottle or can.

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                                                                      • Vitasoy
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        hmm I like all major spots, Football, Hockey, Basketball and Baseball maybe I'm a sports fanatic


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                                                                        • r0oster
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
                                                                          I find the shit so boring. A constant stoppage in play, guys slapping asses - WHAT is the point of this sport?
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                                                                          • stocktrader23
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                                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                                            you call your pansy football with helmets and girly pads real football? puh-lease... real men play rugby.
                                                                            Have you ever played football? Girly pads? Until you take a hit open field by a full speed 250 lb linebacker you need to STFU NEWB!


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                                                                            • laura99
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                                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Extreme games are fun to watch but they are just individuals doing tricks on objects ;) Now if they didn't something like the commercials like Extreme Golf where they have wrestlers come kick the shit out of them during the game, that would be fun!

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                                                                              • stocktrader23
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                                                you call your pansy football with helmets and girly pads real football? puh-lease... real men play rugby.
                                                                                Real men play grab ass? WTF is this? Someone should throw "SO FUCKING GAY" on this pic.

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                                                                                • serious
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  agreed soccer blows, football is awesome, go pats.
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                                                                                  • Ben-MensNiche
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                                    watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer
                                                                                    4 hours? I don't think so! Soccer has 45 minutes each way with a 15 minute break for half time. An hour an a half game from start to finish is 1hr 45mins - stoppage time is never more than a few minutes at the end of each half.

                                                                                    I'd like to ask how a game that's supposed to last an hour and a half takes all afternoon to play? I'm with Brad - American Football sucks ass!

                                                                                    You took rugby and gave your guys full padding because they couldn't take the pain - if you're going to play full contact, at least do it right. Put the All Blacks or Tonga up against the top American Football team without their pads and they'll get their asses whooped!

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                                                                                    • Evil1
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
                                                                                      4 hours? I don't think so! Soccer has 45 minutes each way with a 15 minute break for half time. An hour an a half game from start to finish is 1hr 45mins - stoppage time is never more than a few minutes at the end of each half.
                                                                                      5 minutes can seem like an hour when you are bored out of your fucking mind.

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                                                                                      • BRISK
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Ka mate, Ka mate!

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                                                                                        • Brad Xtremepay
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by nap
                                                                                          have you ever been to a football game brad? that might be one of the reasons you find the game boring. i felt hockey was very until i went to a minor league hockey game and so how much faster then game is in real life. i'm damn near a borderline hockeyfan too
                                                                                          Nah, because we have the CFL and the BC Lions. And they always lose.

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                                                                                          • dodger21
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by irishfury
                                                                                            It's a physical sport it's you vrs them. 52 players lining up againts each other for the love of what could happen any given sunday.
                                                                                            Physical sport? You're fucking kidding right??? They're padded up beyond a motherfucker. They play 7-10 seconds, take a minute break then play another 7 seconds. They play once a week and the rest of the time is spent in jail. What the fuck is so exciting or physical about this???

                                                                                            You want physical, go watch some Hockey. THOSE motherfuckers are bad ass and PHYSICAL.
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                                                                                            • Gunni
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                                              watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer
                                                                                              Yeah, maybe they should give 7 points per goal, that there would mean lots more points! Maybe even throw in 3 hours of advertising, and take a brake every five seconds and completely ruin the flow of the game, constantly change the players on the field, add about 500 rules etc. Then first soccer would be a real sport, right?

                                                                                              Also, 1-0?? Even Australia scores more often than that!!
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                                                                                              • MadCap
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                                                watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer



                                                                                                Thats great man.


                                                                                                as exciting as lung cancer. HA


                                                                                                Exactly

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                                                                                                • Mikey_219Inc
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  american football kicks ass ... to answer your question i suppose cause i grew up watching it.

                                                                                                  im just sad that the season is coming to an end
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                                                                                                  • TheEnforcer
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    The REAL question is how anyone could not like football!
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