So, we're hanging out with Punker Barbie, Chaos and Niko on Saturday night at Barbie's place, and we were graced with the timeless story of Chaos and his "angry" penis (it's a quaint tale, where Niko describes the maddening look of Chaos's schlong - don't ask me why he knows this). Afterwards, Niko insisted that Vanilla had to inspect "Stewie Jr", and decide which "mood" fit his dashing good looks. Of course, I made sure Vanilla spent hours and hours examining the "evidence" later at home, and I am excited to report that she has given me the "happy penis" seal of approval!
I'm so proud.
