Those of you who have been arguing about diet & nutrition!

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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    Those of you who have been arguing about diet & nutrition!

    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:


    1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.


    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
    apparently what kills you
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  • TurboAngel
    H.B.I.C.
    • Jun 2003
    • 30122

    #2
    LMAO!


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    • shermo

      #3
      Aint that the fucking truth! Good points!

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      • goBigtime
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 7761

        #4
        it must either be the stress people have trying to to get their slice of the american dream...

        Or... maybe flouridated water and GMO foods are bad for you after all?
        Last edited by goBigtime; 01-18-2004, 04:58 AM.

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        • Pete
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 6617

          #5
          I drink a lot of beer, red wine and eat lots of fat so I should be ok.
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          • Ash@phpFX
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 4292

            #6
            just for the record, english and american are different languages

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            • MadCap
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 2357

              #7
              Thats a great post. I agree eat up and smoke'em if ya got em

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              • CDSmith
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                Originally posted by asher
                just for the record, english and american are different languages
                Indeed. If they removed the word's "like" and the expression "y'knowwhatI'msayin'" from the American language most of their 10-30 year age bracket would become mute.
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                • Head
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 8278

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pete
                  I drink a lot of beer, red wine and eat lots of fat so I should be ok.
                  me 2

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                  • KRL
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 31429

                    #10


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                    • 12clicks
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 19814

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                      For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:


                      1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

                      2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

                      3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

                      4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

                      5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.


                      CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
                      apparently what kills you
                      you're awfully worried about diet & nutrition now that you're getting your picture taken.
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                      • liquidmoe
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 4994

                        #12
                        I'm sold. I find your views fascinating, how can I subscribe to your newsletter?

                        Take Luck!

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