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Old 01-10-2002, 06:02 PM  
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Some Lucky Woman!

Some Lucky Woman Married this Guy in Vegas when we were there!

Most of ya know and have seen Elvis Manson, and know he looks like a Rocker-Band type guy.





Well his wife doenst like rocker lookin guys! I thought this was sooooo funny! She likes rapper looking guys she told me!!

I told her Elvis is no wigger rapper! But my wife steped on my foot and told me to shut the fuck up and took her out for the day and taught her how to whip her man into shape.

I figured Elvis would never get whipped, and my wife wouldnt be able to teach his wife these horrible Jedi Arts of changing and maniuplating men.

I was wrong.

The day after the wedding Elvis was a new man. And his woman was happy.

He will now be known as Elvis Cool J.




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