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A couple minutes a girl calls my cell phone. I was sure SOMETHING odd was about to happen, because it's a rare occurance when a random unknown chick calls me responding to an ad. Especially considering none of my ads are looking for women.

So the convo goes like this:

me. "Noah speaking."
her. "Um, hiiiii is this Gay Noah?"
me. "mmm, what?"
her. "are you gay, Noah?"
me. "no, I'm not gay."
her. "but you take pictures of gay people?"
me. "yes... and I'm not gay, I promise"
her. "hehehe you promise!! well I think you guys are a bunch of flaming faggots!!!"

And then she hangs up. Too bad, I was about to invite her over to blow me.