No Shit! Met Jimmy Swaggart Today! (Should I be scared?)

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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    No Shit! Met Jimmy Swaggart Today! (Should I be scared?)

    I had to return to Las Vegas on Thursday evening to clean up another mess my little brother got himself into. I came back home this afternoon.

    When my mom dropped me off at the airport, she said, "Hey, there's Jimmy Swaggart" and pointed to the sidewalk in front of the terminal (if you don't remember, Jimmy Swaggart is the famous Televangelist that was caught with a hooker). I didn't believe her, so after she drove away I walked up to him. Sure enough, it was THE Jimmy Swaggart.

    My parents pastored a church most of my growing up years. As a kid I listened to audio tapes of Bible Stories told by Jimmy Swaggart for kids. I mentioned to Jimmy that I used to really love his "Duddley Mugwump" character as a kid. He laughed about that and told me the story of how he came up with the character.


    Then he asked me what I do for a living. I told him, "I don't want to tell you." (I didn't want to tell him because the conversation had been very pleasant up until that time). He insisted on hearing about it. So I told him. He asked if I intended to return to God. I told him I did not intend to do so.

    So we parted ways with Jimmy saying, "Donny, I will be praying for you."

    Holy Shit! Now one of "God's Generals" will be praying for me! Should I be scared?
  • TonyL
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 900

    #2
    I think god cut him off awhile ago.

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    • nathan_f
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2003
      • 3983

      #3


      Awesome story.

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      • Rochard
        Jägermeister Test Pilot
        • Dec 2001
        • 75762

        #4
        "Do as I say, don't do as I do".

        Fuck it. The sins of the father are the sins of the sun. We are all going hell. I'm running the mini bar.
        Herschel Savage
        Brooklyn, NY

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        • Peter Romero
          Long time no happy ending
          • Feb 2003
          • 10618

          #5
          Originally posted by TonyL
          I think god cut him off awhile ago.

          Awesome entry!


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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            Meeting Swaggart is the first sign of the Apocalypse . . . . . so, he did not think you should be a male prostitute any more huh?

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            • Raven
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 6874

              #7
              I hope he appreciates the CD you gave him.
              Raven

              ~RETIRED~

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              • Donny
                As you wish...
                • May 2002
                • 13754

                #8
                I asked what he was doing in 'Vegas. He said he and a few staff members were getting away for a few days to relax. The thought crossed my mind to ask him if he was going to have any hookers stop by his Suite. I didn't have the balls to verbalize that thought. LOL

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                • doober
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 6984

                  #9
                  religion is a money grab and Jimmy Swaggart is a douche bag

                  anything else?

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                  • XxXotic
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 8500

                    #10
                    i live like 5 minutes from his "compound" of churches and dormitories and shit, 90% of the shit he was building is sitting there still 1/2 built. It's all on Bluebonnet road near the mall of louisiana here in baton rouge
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                    • Peter Romero
                      Long time no happy ending
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 10618

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                      The thought crossed my mind to ask him if he was going to have any hookers stop by his Suite. I didn't have the balls to verbalize that thought. LOL
                      Classic!


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                      • Donny
                        As you wish...
                        • May 2002
                        • 13754

                        #12
                        I honestly think I'm more excited meeting Jimmy Swaggart than I would have been meeting some famous actor or sports star. I don't know why.
                        Last edited by Donny; 01-17-2004, 03:17 PM.

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                          I honestly think I'm more exciting meeting Jimmy Swaggart than I would have been meeting some famous actor or sports star. I don't know why.
                          Probably because you know you had a shot at heaven, and opted for hell instead

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                          • Donny
                            As you wish...
                            • May 2002
                            • 13754

                            #14
                            Originally posted by baddog


                            Probably because you know you had a shot at heaven, and opted for hell instead

                            "I?d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun..."

                            That about sums it up.

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                            • Donny
                              As you wish...
                              • May 2002
                              • 13754

                              #15


                              By the mid-80s, Jimmy Swaggart had become the world's richest and most famous hypocritical shitbag. His operation raked in more than $150 million annually. Every week, his television program "The Jimmy Swaggart Telecast" attracted eight million Jesus freaks. He had clawed his way to the peak of the televangelism racket, and now he had nothing to do.
                              So Swaggart turned to schadenfreude for his primary source of pleasure. He took great joy in 1986 for defrocking fellow Assemblies of God minister Marvin Gorman. Gorman had conducted an extramarital affair with one of his parishioners. And then the next year, when the PTL Ministry collapsed in around Jim Bakker, Swaggart was ecstatic. It was almost too good to believe. He went on CNN and told Larry King that Bakker was a "cancer in the body of Christ."

                              But if watching other people in misery was Swaggart's favorite thing, then his next favorite was probably looking at pornography and fucking $35-per-hour prostitutes in cheap motels. When the rumors started flying, Jimmy was doomed. Ironically, it was Marvin Gorman who nailed him.


                              ****** The story continues here . ******

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                              • Drake
                                Hello world!
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 12508

                                #16
                                Originally posted by doober
                                Jimmy Swaggart is a douche bag
                                Agreed

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                                • Donny
                                  As you wish...
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 13754

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by doober
                                  Jimmy Swaggart is a douche bag

                                  Especially after reading THIS:

                                  Then in July, Penthouse ran an exclusive interview with the prostitute, Debra Murphree. She claimed that Jimmy once inquired whether he could fuck her child:

                                  He'd ask me if I'd ever let anyone screw my daughter when she was that young, and I said, "No, She's only nine years old." He asked me if she started developing or if she had any hair down there. [...] "I can picture my cock going in and out of a pussy like that," he said.


                                  I never heard THAT part of the story.

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                                  • dig420
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 9240

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DonovanPhillips



                                    Especially after reading THIS:

                                    Then in July, Penthouse ran an exclusive interview with the prostitute, Debra Murphree. She claimed that Jimmy once inquired whether he could fuck her child:

                                    He'd ask me if I'd ever let anyone screw my daughter when she was that young, and I said, "No, She's only nine years old." He asked me if she started developing or if she had any hair down there. [...] "I can picture my cock going in and out of a pussy like that," he said.


                                    I never heard THAT part of the story.
                                    I heard that he wanted to pay her extra just to have the kid watch after she wouldn't let him fuck her.

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                                    • Donny
                                      As you wish...
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 13754

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by dig420


                                      I heard that he wanted to pay her extra just to have the kid watch after she wouldn't let him fuck her.
                                      If I would have known about that, I don't think I would have been so cordial today.

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                                      • Donny
                                        As you wish...
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 13754

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by nathan_f


                                        Awesome story.
                                        Thanks.


                                        (Bump for the Sunday Holy Rollers )

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