Need ideas.. anyone??
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It's not just a job. It's an adventure.Comment
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Originally posted by chuk
It's not just a job. It's an adventure.
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You snuff em we stuff em
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I have few so far..
"You're next!"
"How many people have you buried today?"
"It's a numbers game!"Comment
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"Let us bury your loved ones -- because really, who wants another plague?"Comment
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How about "Live and Let Die"
I've been getting paid by SexOnTheSide for 10 years!
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"Why risk your loved ones to the necrophiles who run other funeral homes?"Comment
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insert necro joke hereComment
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I know of an old one you can use
"We're so busy, people are dying to get in!"
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or
"Such good service, people are dying for our business!"Comment
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I don't know but it sounds like a dead end job to me.Comment
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Best slogan ever....
"Lets put the "FUN" back in FUNeral"
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Hahaha!!Originally posted by XxXotic
Best slogan ever....
"Lets put the "FUN" back in FUNeral"
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"Death happens. Get over it."Comment
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" leave the corpse, stay for the coffee "
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Soylent Green Acres, where all services are free.
Don't forget to visit our award winning cafeteria!
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Bring out your dead!
Soylet Green is good for you!
We want your business before the worms get you!
Our business is making you comfortable for eternity!Comment
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lolOriginally posted by jimthefiend
insert necro joke hereComment
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"we are dead serious about our job"
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Over 1 million satisfied corpses. Never a complaint!Comment
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"We'll leave the light out for ya"
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."Comment
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You kill em, we grill em. No wait...that's Roadkill Cafe.
Umm...
Gold Digger Special: You marry em, we bury em!Comment
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"Let Us Stuff Your Stiff"Comment
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"We're dead serious!"Comment
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At ________ Funeral Home we GUARANTEE not to have sex with your dead body.Comment
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Promises promisesAt ________ Funeral Home we GUARANTEE not to have sex with your dead body
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Your death is our livelihood!Comment
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"dead man paying!"
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Got Funeral Arrangements?
Got Caskets?
Have you ever seen the names of Traffic Schools? What about something like that:
Low Cost, Comedy and Pizza Funerals!
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