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  • LadyMischief
    Orgasms N Such!
    • Sep 2002
    • 18135

    #51
    Originally posted by WebTitan
    that is pretty funny...next time, shoot to the side buddy
    Yeah I was thinking of setting up a little target on the wall or something as a gift.. teaching em to aim :P

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    • Raven
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 6874

      #52
      Originally posted by SleazyDream
      those fucking bastards at hustler - always fucking up people's computers.


      they should have a warning on their webpages.

      "viewing this content may cause unexpected bodily fluids to short out your computer"
      I think you've got something there.....

      If the lady can sue McDonald's for not warning about the coffee temperature.....
      Raven

      ~RETIRED~

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      • Raven
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 6874

        #53
        Originally posted by DrinkingHard


        This fucktard won't send it in, he's all worried they might find out that it isn't soda pop and really is jizz!

        That is the first thing I said!

        DH
        Does he really believe they run dna tests on it?

        Just dump it into a tub of water. That will clean it. Tell the guys it accidentally fell in the tub.......
        Raven

        ~RETIRED~

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        • Pipecrew
          Master of Gfy.com
          • Feb 2002
          • 14888

          #54
          ahahahahahahhaa

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          • GTS Mark
            Vrume Mark
            • Jan 2001
            • 20912

            #55
            Common you cheap fuckers this guy is on his way to Future Shop today to buy a new spunk free laptop, we need donations! LOL!

            DH

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            • LadyMischief
              Orgasms N Such!
              • Sep 2002
              • 18135

              #56
              Originally posted by DrinkingHard
              Common you cheap fuckers this guy is on his way to Future Shop today to buy a new spunk free laptop, we need donations! LOL!

              DH
              I'll send you $2, some pocket lint, and a red jellybean for the cause!

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              • Vitasoy
                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                • Oct 2003
                • 58202

                #57
                Originally posted by Raven


                Does he really believe they run dna tests on it?

                Just dump it into a tub of water. That will clean it. Tell the guys it accidentally fell in the tub.......
                That's what I'd do...

                Like those people even care if it was jizzed or not.


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                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                  WW4L
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 10581

                  #58
                  heres my

                  what a stupid fuck

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                  • SCOOTER
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 4010

                    #59
                    I have 3 bucks
                    Scooter
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                    • jact
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 9134

                      #60
                      So what, you've raised $5, some pocket lint and a red jellybean? Not a very giving crowd here lately huh?
                      Free agent

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                      • GTS Mark
                        Vrume Mark
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 20912

                        #61
                        Maybe $5 is enough to go buy us some decent business cards! LOL!

                        DH

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                        • Sly_RJ
                          Live Hard - Die Hard
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 17042

                          #62
                          Ahaha! Donations for a spunk free laptop!
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                          • The Other Steve
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 2106

                            #63
                            Originally posted by iwantchixx
                            is it just the keyboard? If so, remove it, go on ebay. Find replacement, Voila. Or send the damn thing to me. Fuck, it's just dried cum.
                            Just take the keyboard out and wash it - let it dry thoroughly and it should work ok - that's pretty much what the service department would do
                            Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

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                            • madthumbs
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 339

                              #64
                              Am I allowed to give hints on this one? ...

                              He was puking and shitting at the same time during the Phoenix Adventure Weekend :-)

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                              • LadyMischief
                                Orgasms N Such!
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 18135

                                #65
                                Originally posted by madthumbs
                                Am I allowed to give hints on this one? ...

                                He was puking and shitting at the same time during the Phoenix Adventure Weekend :-)
                                You're a mean man :P

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                                • SCOOTER
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 4010

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by madthumbs
                                  Am I allowed to give hints on this one? ...

                                  He was puking and shitting at the same time during the Phoenix Adventure Weekend :-)


                                  I think I know who it is !!
                                  Scooter
                                  [email protected]

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                                  • MeatAxe
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 267

                                    #67
                                    fucked up story
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                                    • Makingcoin
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 8919

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by DrinkingHard


                                      Believe it or not, he's not the culprit this time.

                                      However I am suprised he hasn't jizzed on his keyboard yet!

                                      DH
                                      I spunk over my keyboard all the time. It has never caused me any problems at all. Teach Cam how to control his jizz.

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                                      • Rochard
                                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 75764

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by madthumbs
                                        Am I allowed to give hints on this one? ...

                                        He was puking and shitting at the same time during the Phoenix Adventure Weekend :-)
                                        What happened in Phoenix stays in Phoenix already....
                                        Herschel Savage
                                        Brooklyn, NY

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                                        • JDog
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 7453

                                          #70
                                          That's gotta be the funniest things I've heard all day today!

                                          I've never heard of somebody doing that shit! I would love to see the faces at the warehouse if he were to send it in! It would be a fucking kodak moment!

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                                          • Doctor Dre
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 51692

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                            • Doctor Dre
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 51692

                                              #72
                                              You got money in your paypal acc
                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                              • austinth
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 1770

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                P.S. Just for the record this was NOT me!
                                                Hmmm.... I know of one other person that bought one of those widescreens, and since I'm just about to get one for myself this month, that could only leave one person, that I know of that has that same laptop! LOL! Thats too damn funny!
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