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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    What do you do when...

    Your roommate brings home a true plumper, I'd say she's pushing an easy 300 and at 5'2" that's pretty hefty! They're making more noise than a pack a lions bringing down a gazelle in there!!!

    I've turned up the stereo, TV, and even put on some headphones but those fuckers are making my apartment shake! The mere fact that I got a glimpse of her before they went into the room may affect my pre-bedtime jacking ritual! Am I emotionally scarred now?

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, THEY'RE CALLING EACH OTHER NAMES NOW! This shit is too funny! I'm waiting for, "FAT STANK ASS BITCH" to roll off his tongue!!! Wait for it.....Wait for it....
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    • Ash@phpFX
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 4292
      #2
      hahahahahaha

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        • Jamdin
          Registered User
          • Jan 2001
          • 3560
          #3
          Grab a camera and turn your nightmare into cash

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            • brizzad
              holla
              • Jul 2003
              • 11769
              #4
              i jack off before bed too... even if i just had sex an hour ago, i still beat it...

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                • davecummings
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 2922
                  #5
                  Quick, reccord the audio for him to sheepishly hear after she's gone!!!!!!!!!!!!


                  Post it?????????????


                  Dave
                  www.davecummings.com
                  Dave Cummings
                  www.davecummings.com
                  www.davecummings.tv
                  San Diego

                  Email--- [email protected]

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                    • Pornwolf
                      Drunk and Unruly
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 22712
                      #6
                      Admit that you are midly turned on by the sounds.
                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                      Webair, bitches.

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                        • kowntafit
                          • Sep 2026
                          #7
                          is he drunk???

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