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  • GTS Mark
    Vrume Mark
    • Jan 2001
    • 20912
    #1

    Donations For A New Laptop

    A certain someone who will rename nameless had an accident tonight. It seems they were enjoying the latest barely legal hustler video and could'nt quite control themselves.

    Long story short a $3,000 Toshiba Laptop took the brunt of a 30 minute beat off session. The keyboard is now absolutely fucking useless and the person in question is too chicken shit to send the laptop back to Toshiba to have it warrantied.

    Anyways all donations would be appreciated as this poor soul will be out at future shop tomorrow shopping for a new laptop. Hopefully this new laptop will have a syran wrap guard on it so accidents like this WON'T happen again.

    All donations can be sent to my paypal at [email protected]. I think Hustler should be the first one to donate as this mishap is pretty much all their fault

    DH

    P.S. Just for the record this was NOT me!
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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727
      #2
      Just admit it, you wacked off all over your laptop.

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        • psyko514
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          • Oct 2002
          • 22366
          #3
          What kind of a fucking moron spunks all over his laptop?

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            • Brad Xtremepay
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 2000
              #4
              LOL

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                • Headless
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 26727
                  #5
                  Originally posted by psyko514
                  What kind of a fucking moron spunks all over his laptop?
                  DH?

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                    • SleazyDream
                      I'm here for SPORT
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 41470
                      #6
                      those fucking bastards at hustler - always fucking up people's computers.


                      they should have a warning on their webpages.

                      "viewing this content may cause unexpected bodily fluids to short out your computer"
                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                      Now read without the word dog.

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                        • sandman!
                          Icq: 14420613
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 15427
                          #7
                          Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                          A certain someone who will rename nameless had an accident tonight. It seems they were enjoying the latest barely legal hustler video and could'nt quite control themselves.

                          Long story short a $3,000 Toshiba Laptop took the brunt of a 30 minute beat off session. The keyboard is now absolutely fucking useless and the person in question is too chicken shit to send the laptop back to Toshiba to have it warrantied.

                          Anyways all donations would be appreciated as this poor soul will be out at future shop tomorrow shopping for a new laptop. Hopefully this new laptop will have a syran wrap guard on it so accidents like this WON'T happen again.

                          All donations can be sent to my paypal at [email protected]. I think Hustler should be the first one to donate as this mishap is pretty much all their fault

                          DH

                          P.S. Just for the record this was NOT me!

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                            • serious
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 2594
                              #8
                              LOL.. hmm I think i would still send it in for the warranty, as long as it was covered.

                              Id try to clean it a little first though lol
                              new search

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                                • GTS Mark
                                  Vrume Mark
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 20912
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by serious
                                  LOL.. hmm I think i would still send it in for the warranty, as long as it was covered.
                                  This fucktard won't send it in, he's all worried they might find out that it isn't soda pop and really is jizz!

                                  That is the first thing I said!

                                  DH

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by psyko514
                                      What kind of a fucking moron spunks all over his laptop?
                                      Sometimes

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                                        • Rictor
                                          Old Timer
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 12208
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                          It seems they were enjoying the latest barely legal hustler video and could'nt quite control themselves.
                                          At least you have good taste in porn.

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                                            • Brad Xtremepay
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 2000
                                              #12
                                              Pop doesn't start to smell like fish guts that have been out in the sun for 3 weeks once it reaches the warrenty department.

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                                                • iwantchixx
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 12860
                                                  #13
                                                  is it just the keyboard? If so, remove it, go on ebay. Find replacement, Voila. Or send the damn thing to me. Fuck, it's just dried cum.

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                                                    • iwantchixx
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 12860
                                                      #14
                                                      Fuck, I'll pay shipping. I'll clean that fucker up good.

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                                                        • Martin
                                                          "Assassins"
                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 17274
                                                          #15
                                                          lol..

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                                                            • Jay_StandAhead
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                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 3103
                                                              #16
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                                                                • sandman!
                                                                  Icq: 14420613
                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                  • 15427
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Jay[neX]
                                                                  Tell us who it is!! Making Coin?
                                                                  Or Making Jizz?
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                                                                    • GTS Mark
                                                                      Vrume Mark
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 20912
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Jay[neX]
                                                                      Tell us who it is!! Making Coin?
                                                                      Believe it or not, he's not the culprit this time.

                                                                      However I am suprised he hasn't jizzed on his keyboard yet!

                                                                      DH

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                                                                        • digifan
                                                                          The Profiler
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 14618
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                                          Fuck, I'll pay shipping. I'll clean that fucker up good.
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                                                                            • Shoehorn!
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                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 22872
                                                                              #20

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                                                                                • Jace
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 35562
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  shit, if your just gunna trash it out of embarresment, send it to me....

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                                                                                    • xxxoutsourcing
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                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 3888
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • webgurl
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                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 7954
                                                                                          #23

                                                                                          who's the fool DH ??
                                                                                          Sucks to be a guy

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                                                                                            • webgurl
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 7954
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Jay[neX]
                                                                                              Tell us who it is!! Making Coin?
                                                                                              for some reason i was thinking about him as well .....

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                                                                                                • kowntafit
                                                                                                  • Aug 2026
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  The keyboard is now absolutely fucking useless
                                                                                                  That must have been some damn good porn if you did that. I have spilt drinks and food all over my ancient keyboard and it still works fine. Try opening it up and cleaning it out. Thats got to be cheaper than $3k.

                                                                                                  Anyway good luck!
                                                                                                  I never imagined this could be such a serious problem.

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                                                                                                    • iwantchixx
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 12860
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      If the actual laptop itself still works, I'll pay shipping plus an extra 50

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                                                                                                        • Babagirls
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                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                          • 18812
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          swallow your pride and send it back....its under warranty! lol




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                                                                                                            • vicki
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                              • 1478
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              ok ok I'll admit to it, it was me *pink cheeks*
                                                                                                              you have heard of squirting females ... right?? lol


                                                                                                              now for those that don't believe THAT, and if i wasn't such a lady I'd add, tell him to send it to me and i'll lick it clean for him ... but I am a lady and I'd never say anything like that in public ;)

                                                                                                              and yes i've had one too many drinks tonight to be posting!!! :P
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                                                                                                                • rip raster
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                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                  • 2851
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Dude you were tuggin to trannies again weren't you



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                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      holy damn...


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                                                                                                                        • Ic3m4nZ
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                          • 6285
                                                                                                                          #31

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                                                                                                                            • xApster
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                              • 1188
                                                                                                                              #32

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                                                                                                                                • serious
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 2594
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by DrinkingHard


                                                                                                                                  This fucktard won't send it in, he's all worried they might find out that it isn't soda pop and really is jizz!

                                                                                                                                  That is the first thing I said!

                                                                                                                                  DH
                                                                                                                                  well if its covered by one of those anything happens we will replace it warranties he could just spray the thing with water/some kind of cleaner until he was sure he got rid of all the jizz then sent in the totally fucked laptop and gotten a new one back, right?

                                                                                                                                  new search

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                                                                                                                                    • Brad Xtremepay
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 2000
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by vicki
                                                                                                                                      ok ok I'll admit to it, it was me *pink cheeks*
                                                                                                                                      you have heard of squirting females ... right?? lol


                                                                                                                                      now for those that don't believe THAT, and if i wasn't such a lady I'd add, tell him to send it to me and i'll lick it clean for him ... but I am a lady and I'd never say anything like that in public ;)

                                                                                                                                      and yes i've had one too many drinks tonight to be posting!!! :P
                                                                                                                                      ROFLMAO
                                                                                                                                      Tell us more. In detail.
                                                                                                                                      Hi vicki

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                                                                                                                                        • acctman
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 2840
                                                                                                                                          #35

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                                                                                                                                            • iwantchixx
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 12860
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              anywho, im off to bed, if your "buddy" is too ashamed to get it fixed and will to sell the laptop dirt cheap let me know. ICQ and email in sig. Can pay via paypal.



                                                                                                                                              All I ask is someone sends rubber gloves with the laptop. j/k

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                                                                                                                                                • WiredGuy
                                                                                                                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 34515
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  LOL, I know who it is

                                                                                                                                                  Tell him to suck it up and send it back. That's what warranties are for

                                                                                                                                                  WG
                                                                                                                                                  I play with Google.

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                                                                                                                                                    • jact
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 9134
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I couldn't fucking believe he told me over the phone tonight, I swear I turned beat red for him!
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                                                                                                                                                        • Chris
                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 27880
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          lol was it juicy ? he hasnt been around toinght and he just got a 3k laptop if i remember right
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                                                                                                                                                            • Magnus
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                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 1211
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Your need dirt.!
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                                                                                                                                                                • LadyMischief
                                                                                                                                                                  Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 18135
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  OMFG I'm still laughing.. This really isn't safe for me.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • GonePhishing
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 2474
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Damn, it must have been some ocean of jizz. Was it hot bukakke laptop cumplosion on the keys for it to destroy the laptop?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Deepsy1
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 506
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          $3000 for laptop ? IT'S SCAM !
                                                                                                                                                                          ...but still im having memories of high speed,when the cops crash, pushing a cock into my ass,while my tiny pecker blasts.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • LadyMischief
                                                                                                                                                                              Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 18135
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by GonePhishing
                                                                                                                                                                              Damn, it must have been some ocean of jizz. Was it hot bukakke laptop cumplosion on the keys for it to destroy the laptop?
                                                                                                                                                                              I wonder if there's a niche for that?

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Sarah - GTS
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1656
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  ewwwww............................


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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Hank_MrSkin
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3987
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • maja
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 868
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          that is the funniest thing i've ever read.... my first thought was making coin....

                                                                                                                                                                                          but i think it's Magnus....

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by GonePhishing
                                                                                                                                                                                              Damn, it must have been some ocean of jizz. Was it hot bukakke laptop cumplosion on the keys for it to destroy the laptop?
                                                                                                                                                                                              omg


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                                                                                                                                                                                                • WebTitan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5114
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  that is pretty funny...next time, shoot to the side buddy

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • ThePornPusher
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 1823
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I wonder if when he was half way through that he even bothered moving his dick to the side. Im sure he just let it all out..

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