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Yeah, LightSpeed does fucking rule, cos even for those of us who didn't win, it's not like we didn't get paid for the sign ups. Heh heh.
They also rule for another reason: believe it or not the actually like their webmasters.
Try this: go up to any member of the Lightspeed staff and tell him/her you're one of their webmasters.
Then get ready to dodge the handshakes, hugs (only from the girls, unless Tanker has been drinking), pats on the back, rides on helicopters over the Vegas strip, free drinks, invites to the Player's Ball, free motorcycles, etc.
They're all great bunch of people and I want to thank them all for making their webmasters feel like they appreciate the work we do together.
LightSpeed, the man - I'm gonna make a commitment to double the amount of sign ups I send you...so there will be 4 next month. Now you guys can afford the white-out you been saving up for.
Tanker - Buy a new shirt, and thanks for the help and the tickets.
Christine - For the girl who gets the girls you sure are nice to us nearsighted, webmaster slobs.
Richard - See there are two halves to LightSpeed: the work crew and the fun crew, they are the fun crew...
Bryan - Whasssssap? How come you get the upskirt content and I get all the m-f slap in the face content?
Chris - I'm gonna try and get LS to hire a new guy so you can have new guy work the door while you get in on the actual fun.
I hope I didn't forget anybody. Thanks guys.
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