how do you know when a woman is ready for sex?

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  • Mikey_219Inc
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 1876

    #1

    how do you know when a woman is ready for sex?

    when you have your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse
    Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!
  • nathan_f
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3983

    #2
    That's just wrong.

    Makes for horrible metal images.

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    • Mikey_219Inc
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 1876

      #3
      Originally posted by nathan_f
      That's just wrong.

      Makes for horrible metal images.
      have you ever fed a horse? its not funny unless you have.
      Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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      • pamphage
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 3569

        #4
        Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
        when you have your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse
        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
        Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
        Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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        • shermo

          #5
          Hahahahahah! Those must be some serious meat curtains!

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          • TheLegacy
            SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
            • Apr 2003
            • 18192

            #6
            "how do you know when a woman is ready for sex?"

            right after she gets a confirmation number


            RobertWarrenSEO.com
            Telegram: @TheLegacy54

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            • nathan_f
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2003
              • 3983

              #7
              Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc


              have you ever fed a horse? its not funny unless you have.
              Yup, wife used to own two of them.

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              • nathan_f
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2003
                • 3983

                #8
                Originally posted by TheLegacy
                right after she gets a confirmation number

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                • Mikey_219Inc
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 1876

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheLegacy
                  "how do you know when a woman is ready for sex?"

                  right after she gets a confirmation number

                  priceless
                  Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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                  • 69pornlinks
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 5560

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheLegacy
                    "how do you know when a woman is ready for sex?"

                    right after she gets a confirmation number

                    lol
                    It IS what it IS

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                    • clubsexy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 1630

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
                      when you have your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse
                      Holy shit that is so fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh!

                      FilthyRob
                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                      • Mikey_219Inc
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 1876

                        #12
                        Originally posted by clubsexy


                        Holy shit that is so fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh!

                        FilthyRob
                        Im here to help

                        I heard this YEARS ago, just thought of it today for some reason ... figured someone hadnt heard it yet and had a juvenile sense of humor like me
                        Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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                        • Ash@phpFX
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 4292

                          #13

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                          • X37375787

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
                            when you have your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse

                            14 and no older

                            jsut kidding fellas.

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                            • Micah - Drizunk
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 759

                              #15
                              to answer your question:
                              shes breathing right?
                              she isnt?
                              well thats fine too....
                              Sig was always too big...

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                              • SoundMan
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 3471

                                #16
                                When she grabs YOUR DICK!

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                                • BIG Movie List
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 247

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Micah - Drizunk
                                  to answer your question:
                                  shes breathing right?
                                  she isnt?
                                  well thats fine too....
                                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                  • digifan
                                    The Profiler
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 14618

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Equinox



                                    14 and no older

                                    jsut kidding fellas.
                                    Err.. I don't think a 14 yr old horse is that hungry?

                                    [email protected]
                                    Webair Rocks

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                                    • kowntafit
                                      • Aug 2026

                                      #19
                                      funny shit!

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