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  • sickkittens
    I am a meat popsicle.
    • Jul 2002
    • 25100

    #1

    guy w/ 0" penis wins Patriots tickets

    Local radio station had smallest penis contest in RI and the winner had a penis that measured to 0". They said it was like nothing was there. Some big fat guy. 2nd place was .3".

    WTF???

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  • XxXotic
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    • Jun 2002
    • 8500

    #2
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    • slavdogg
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 3570

      #3
      holly shit

      0

      and 0.3 ??
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      • Pornwolf
        Drunk and Unruly
        • Jan 2002
        • 22712

        #4
        That guy's life must be a living hell.
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        • sickkittens
          I am a meat popsicle.
          • Jul 2002
          • 25100

          #5
          Originally posted by Pornwolf
          That guy's life must be a living hell.
          They said he weighed like 300 lbs too

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          • Tala
            Fucked if I know
            • Dec 2002
            • 23368

            #6
            Originally posted by Pornwolf
            That guy's life must be a living hell.
            Yes, but at least he got free tickets to the Pats.



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            • JDog
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              • Feb 2003
              • 7453

              #7
              Damn now that sucks! Did his wife catch him cheating and cut it off, and if that is what happened, does that count!

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              • [Brian]
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                • Mar 2001
                • 1523

                #8

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                • Oracle Porn
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 24433

                  #9


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                  • nathan_f
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 3983

                    #10
                    What a contest! Wonder if they announced the seat location? As if people even entered it.

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                    • Mikey_219Inc
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 1876

                      #11
                      thats cheating ... he's 300 lbs the thing is covered in fat and has to be at least an inch ...

                      god my self esteem just went up ...

                      300 lbs and no dick. damn i would put a bullet in my head.
                      Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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                      • Ic3m4nZ
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 6285

                        #12
                        I have a 300$ dollar win on the Pats this sunday

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                        • shermo

                          #13
                          Fuck. I should have entered. It looks like I have 2 belly buttons.

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                          • Rorschach
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 5579

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
                            300 lbs and no dick. damn i would put a bullet in my head.

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                            • MetaMan
                              I AM WEB 2.0
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 28682

                              #15
                              now that is being at the bottom of the barrel, i would for sure donate towards getting that guy a penis surgery.

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                              • .nihilist
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 462

                                #16
                                Poor guy
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                                • Gabriel
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                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 4789

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by shermsshack
                                  Fuck. I should have entered. It looks like I have 2 belly buttons.

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                                  • beemk
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                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 20829

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                    That guy's life must be a living hell.
                                    yeah, i dont think i would want ton live if i was him.

                                    on the other hand mabye he has so much fat around his crotch that it causes his penis to be hidden. i would starve myself if i was him.
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                                    • skillfull
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 4716

                                      #19
                                      this is what happen when you take too much penis pills
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                                      • Pornwolf
                                        Drunk and Unruly
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 22712

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by JDog
                                        Damn now that sucks! Did his wife catch him cheating and cut it off, and if that is what happened, does that count!

                                        jDoG
                                        Wife? Ha! What wife are you referring to? Impossible.
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                                        • slavdogg
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 3570

                                          #21
                                          that is why i stay skinny
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                                          • Vitasoy
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                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 58202

                                            #22
                                            that is messed up


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                                            • crockett
                                              in a van by the river
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 76818

                                              #23
                                              [insert fat guy pissing on stage with tiny dick pic here]

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                                              • OG LennyT
                                                Wall Street Pimp
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 14345

                                                #24
                                                sounds like a Stern contest. Poor bastard
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                                                • tbabe
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                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 2494

                                                  #25
                                                  are patriot tickets really worth letting that info out?

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                                                  According to their banner, you can get rich.

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                                                  • The Dawg
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 2438

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by tbabe
                                                    are patriot tickets really worth letting that info out?

                                                    He should have kept that info to himself.

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                                                    • foolio
                                                      ICQ: 178725656
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 12366

                                                      #27
                                                      Hey leave me alone! At least I get to go to the game! All yall haters can

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                                                      • Mikey_219Inc
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 1876

                                                        #28
                                                        http://patsfan.has-a-small-penis.com/
                                                        Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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                                                        • Mr. Jim
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 4372

                                                          #29
                                                          "Yes....... it's true.......... this man has no dick"


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                                                          • foolio
                                                            ICQ: 178725656
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 12366

                                                            #30


                                                            its more how you work it than the size!

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                                                            • SmutGiant
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 4896

                                                              #31
                                                              somebody send that guy a link to penis-health.com with my affiliate code!!!


                                                              pronto.

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                                                              • Mikey_219Inc
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                • 1876

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                somebody send that guy a link to penis-health.com with my affiliate code!!!


                                                                pronto.
                                                                youre welcome ... all i did was type in patsfan at the site. no idea how i got your code ... someone icq'ed me that site a hell of a long time ago
                                                                Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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                                                                • dirtysouth
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 2613

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Did you happen to get his email addey?
                                                                  no sig

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                                                                  • Mikey_219Inc
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 1876

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc


                                                                    youre welcome ... all i did was type in patsfan at the site. no idea how i got your code ... someone icq'ed me that site a hell of a long time ago
                                                                    Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                    somebody send that guy a link to penis-health.com with my affiliate code!!!
                                                                    pronto.
                                                                    oops -- misread your post, sorry.
                                                                    Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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                                                                    • myjah
                                                                      Back in the harbor
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 11482

                                                                      #35
                                                                      that should really make a lot of guys in here feel good about themselves
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                                                                      • Rankings
                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 10633

                                                                        #36
                                                                        congrats to the ticket weiner....im mean winner
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 10633

                                                                          #37
                                                                          apparently i cant spell
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                                                                          • Rob
                                                                            I'm a great bowler.
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 13310

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by foolio


                                                                            its more how you work it than the size!

                                                                            I took 5 bottles of Penis Pills and all I got was this lowsy 1/2 inch dick!!!

                                                                            Make most guys feel good about themselves? Hell, that pic would make most GIRLS feel good about themselves!!!

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                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 39075

                                                                              #39
                                                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                              • BIG Movie List
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                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 247

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by foolio


                                                                                its more how you work it than the size!

                                                                                is this photoshop or real?
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                                                                                • sickkittens
                                                                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 25100

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                  That guy came in 6th place.

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                                                                                  • funkmaster
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                    • 7938

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                    ... yepp, he ordered 35 bottles yesterday ... one lucky affiliate made 945$ on that sale. I wonder why it is getting shipped to your home adress ??

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                                                                                    • playa
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 6432

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      lets be nice, maybe he took a cold shower before the contest

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                                                                                      • BIG Movie List
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                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                        • 247

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by playa
                                                                                        lets be nice, maybe he took a cold shower before the contest
                                                                                        must have been REALLY cold to get it to that size.
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