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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 21072
    #101
    Why is that most chicks with wedding rings are fat? Why is it that skinny girls are always falling on the ass drunk in the bars and going home alone? Why is the chick with the black eye always some skinny chick with very little brains?

    Why is that when I'm in the bar the guy who is talking about how ugly some chick is never get any pussy and he is always fucking ugly too.

    Why do my dude friends that get laid all the time like me never complain about the looks of some chick the aint even interested in.

    I think ugly motherfuckers are always complaining about someone else be fucking ugly. I think it makes them feel better.

    I never seen a body builder call another guy fat.
    I never seen a true genius call someone else stupid.
    I never seen a truly beautiful girl put another girl down for her looks.

    I once dated a girl who was really not that attractive and I swear I have never been with anyone else that complained so much about how ugly other wowmen were.

    On the other hand whe I dated really fine babes they were constantly pointing out how beautiful some other babe was that was just walking down the street.

    People who focus on calling other people fat and ugly are usually not "that" fat but they are fucking ugly any way and completely ugly from the inside out.
    Good luck.



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      • codymc12
        Confirmed User
        • May 2003
        • 719
        #102
        Originally posted by blackmonsters
        Why is that most chicks with wedding rings are fat? Why is it that skinny girls are always falling on the ass drunk in the bars and going home alone? Why is the chick with the black eye always some skinny chick with very little brains?

        Why is that when I'm in the bar the guy who is talking about how ugly some chick is never get any pussy and he is always fucking ugly too.

        Why do my dude friends that get laid all the time like me never complain about the looks of some chick the aint even interested in.

        I think ugly motherfuckers are always complaining about someone else be fucking ugly. I think it makes them feel better.

        I never seen a body builder call another guy fat.
        I never seen a true genius call someone else stupid.
        I never seen a truly beautiful girl put another girl down for her looks.

        I once dated a girl who was really not that attractive and I swear I have never been with anyone else that complained so much about how ugly other wowmen were.

        On the other hand whe I dated really fine babes they were constantly pointing out how beautiful some other babe was that was just walking down the street.

        People who focus on calling other people fat and ugly are usually not "that" fat but they are fucking ugly any way and completely ugly from the inside out.
        While I have seen those 'with' put down those 'without' - I agree with the point of your post completely.

        Awesome post.

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          • beergood
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 2918
            #103
            Originally posted by mistersoft


            inbreds are strange

            Whats so strange about calling someone a hog hunter? I'm not inbred by the way. My grandparents are from 4 completely different states.
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              • strobi
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2002
                • 7383
                #104
                Originally posted by BobChezule
                This one is really simple. A fat chick is not fawned over like a hot chick. Hot babes are simply given most things in life, and therefore they have to make very little effort at everything else in their lives. Fat chicks are another story. They generally have to develop other aspects of themselves in order to get by in society. Therefore, they develop the ability to give great blowjobs because men are likely to stick around for a while longer if they're getting good head. It's sort of like how a blind person develops a heightened sense of hearing. A fat chick simply develops a heightened ability to suck cock.
                couldn't have said it better

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                  • Danny_C
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 2160
                    #105
                    This is actually true, from my experience.

                    I think it's a matter of gag reflex. These girls are more experienced at putting things down their throats, and therefore have a less sensitive gag reflex. As a result, they can get more into their mouths.

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                      • beergood
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 2918
                        #106
                        Originally posted by Danny_C
                        This is actually true, from my experience.

                        I think it's a matter of gag reflex. These girls are more experienced at putting things down their throats, and therefore have a less sensitive gag reflex. As a result, they can get more into their mouths.
                        Yeah. they get practice at the sausage eating contests
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                          • strobi
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 7383
                            #107
                            Originally posted by beergood


                            Yeah. they get practice at the sausage eating contests

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                              • Kinder
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 425
                                #108
                                Originally posted by Kinder


                                Well shaped and curvy do not mean fat. Don't mix things.

                                Fat is fat , you all know what I mean, is disgusting, turn off.

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                                  • Ic3m4nZ
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 6285
                                    #109
                                    Fat chicks better at blowjobs.. lol even if they are better at blowjobs they are nothing in bed as they must be taking an eternity to turn.

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                                      • ColBigBalls
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 1733
                                        #110

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                                          • 69pornlinks
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 5560
                                            #111
                                            Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                            assholes are crap in bed.
                                            Not true
                                            It IS what it IS

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                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 40077
                                                #112
                                                Originally posted by 69pornlinks


                                                Not true
                                                i'm afraid to ask

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                                                  • VooMan
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 65
                                                    #113
                                                    Originally posted by codymc12


                                                    Peaches and Shok on the same thread... I'm getting Jaigermeister flashbacks...
                                                    Okay Cody, count me in on this thread too then. It's like a reunion! hahaha

                                                    Hope you and the missus are doing well.

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                                                      • StacyCat
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 1167
                                                        #114
                                                        Originally posted by 69pornlinks


                                                        Not true
                                                        Nope, assholes never get into our beds, thats a more accurate statement.

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                                                          • Snake Doctor
                                                            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                            • 13449
                                                            #115
                                                            The level of stupidity that has been reached in this thread is beyond what I thought GFY was capable of. (and that's ALOT)

                                                            Momma always said don't argue with idiots, it makes it hard to tell the difference, so I'll just bite my tongue.

                                                            *waves to Sarah, Stacy Cat, and Tofu*
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                                                              • senseidru
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                • 1767
                                                                #116
                                                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                i'm afraid to ask
                                                                Hi Sarah

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                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 40077
                                                                    #117
                                                                    Originally posted by Lenny2


                                                                    *waves to Sarah, Stacy Cat, and Tofu*
                                                                    hiya hon

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                                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                        Now with more Jayne
                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 40077
                                                                        #118
                                                                        Originally posted by senseidru


                                                                        Hi Sarah
                                                                        hi cookie man.

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                                                                          • Raf1
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 12117
                                                                            #119
                                                                            Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                            Why is that most chicks with wedding rings are fat? Why is it that skinny girls are always falling on the ass drunk in the bars and going home alone? Why is the chick with the black eye always some skinny chick with very little brains?

                                                                            Why is that when I'm in the bar the guy who is talking about how ugly some chick is never get any pussy and he is always fucking ugly too.

                                                                            Why do my dude friends that get laid all the time like me never complain about the looks of some chick the aint even interested in.

                                                                            I think ugly motherfuckers are always complaining about someone else be fucking ugly. I think it makes them feel better.

                                                                            I never seen a body builder call another guy fat.
                                                                            I never seen a true genius call someone else stupid.
                                                                            I never seen a truly beautiful girl put another girl down for her looks.

                                                                            I once dated a girl who was really not that attractive and I swear I have never been with anyone else that complained so much about how ugly other wowmen were.

                                                                            On the other hand whe I dated really fine babes they were constantly pointing out how beautiful some other babe was that was just walking down the street.

                                                                            People who focus on calling other people fat and ugly are usually not "that" fat but they are fucking ugly any way and completely ugly from the inside out.
                                                                            Good post. I agree
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                                                                              • codymc12
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                • 719
                                                                                #120
                                                                                Originally posted by VooMan


                                                                                Okay Cody, count me in on this thread too then. It's like a reunion! hahaha

                                                                                Hope you and the missus are doing well.
                                                                                ROFLMAO!

                                                                                Wow... how often do you see this?

                                                                                We're doing better - had some serious bumps, beat a cancer scare, and starting to expand again. Thanks for asking.

                                                                                Hope things are good for you - and those horses you call 'dogs'.

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                                                                                  • codymc12
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                    • 719
                                                                                    #121
                                                                                    Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                                                    The level of stupidity that has been reached in this thread is beyond what I thought GFY was capable of. (and that's ALOT)

                                                                                    Momma always said don't argue with idiots, it makes it hard to tell the difference, so I'll just bite my tongue.

                                                                                    *waves to Sarah, Stacy Cat, and Tofu*
                                                                                    LOL. You practice what I aspire to but can never resist doing...

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                                                                                      • 69pornlinks
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                                        • 5560
                                                                                        #122
                                                                                        Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                                        i'm afraid to ask
                                                                                        lol, i mean to say i'm an asshole but is not crap in bed
                                                                                        It IS what it IS

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                                                                                          • bhutocracy
                                                                                            Not making A Comeback
                                                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                                                            • 10218
                                                                                            #123
                                                                                            Originally posted by BobChezule
                                                                                            It's sort of like how a blind person develops a heightened sense of hearing. A fat chick simply develops a heightened ability to suck cock.
                                                                                            lol.

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                                                                                              • latinasojourn
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 3191
                                                                                                #124
                                                                                                Originally posted by BobChezule
                                                                                                This one is really simple. A fat chick is not fawned over like a hot chick. Hot babes are simply given most things in life, and therefore they have to make very little effort at everything else in their lives. Fat chicks are another story. They generally have to develop other aspects of themselves in order to get by in society. Therefore, they develop the ability to give great blowjobs because men are likely to stick around for a while longer if they're getting good head. It's sort of like how a blind person develops a heightened sense of hearing. A fat chick simply develops a heightened ability to suck cock.


                                                                                                well, at least there's some intelligence is this thread, this guy understands it.

                                                                                                and with a heavy girl you can sometimes add in the oral fixation component.

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                                                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                    • 40077
                                                                                                    #125
                                                                                                    Originally posted by codymc12


                                                                                                    LOL. You practice what I aspire to but can never resist doing...
                                                                                                    anyone one have a GFY to English dictonary ?

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                                                                                                      • slavdogg
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                                        • 3570
                                                                                                        #126
                                                                                                        it is true, fat chicks do give better head
                                                                                                        not only that, they also swallow more often
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                                                                                                          • RP Fade
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                                                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                                                            • 3343
                                                                                                            #127
                                                                                                            simple laws of compensation..

                                                                                                            same thing as why some really short guys act like bad asses..
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                                                                                                              • slavdogg
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                                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                • 3570
                                                                                                                #128
                                                                                                                Originally posted by RP Fade

                                                                                                                same thing as why some really short guys act like bad asses..
                                                                                                                little guy syndrome
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                                                                                                                  • codymc12
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                                                    • 719
                                                                                                                    #129
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                                                                    anyone one have a GFY to English dictonary ?
                                                                                                                    Huh?

                                                                                                                    I was referring to this line:

                                                                                                                    "Momma always said don't argue with idiots, it makes it hard to tell the difference, so I'll just bite my tongue."

                                                                                                                    The poster didn't argue with idiots, so - practices what I aspire to but can't resist doing. I WILL argue with idiots.

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                                                                                                                      • StacyCat
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                                                        • 1167
                                                                                                                        #130
                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Lenny2


                                                                                                                        *waves to Sarah, Stacy Cat, and Tofu*
                                                                                                                        Heya Lenny!

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                                                                                                                        :-) I love that picture!

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                                                                                                                          • Snake Doctor
                                                                                                                            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                            • 13449
                                                                                                                            #131
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by StacyCat


                                                                                                                            Heya Lenny!

                                                                                                                            http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/vegas...ast/z01177.htm

                                                                                                                            :-) I love that picture!
                                                                                                                            That's one goofy looking dude sitting next to you....looks like they let just about anybody in there.
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                                                                                                                              • arial
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                • 4012
                                                                                                                                #132
                                                                                                                                They eat a lot.

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                                                                                                                                  • mistersoft
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                    • 1021
                                                                                                                                    #133
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by beergood



                                                                                                                                    Whats so strange about calling someone a hog hunter? I'm not inbred by the way. My grandparents are from 4 completely different states.
                                                                                                                                    I never claimed that you were inbred.

                                                                                                                                    I just heard that hog hunter is an inbred expression - and I think inbreds are strange.
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                                                                                                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                        Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                        • 40077
                                                                                                                                        #134
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by StacyCat


                                                                                                                                        Heya Lenny!

                                                                                                                                        http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/vegas...ast/z01177.htm

                                                                                                                                        :-) I love that picture!
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                                                                                                                                          • Mr. Porno King
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                                                                                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                            • 146
                                                                                                                                            #135
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by mistersoft

                                                                                                                                            Do you think that the porn industry has had something to do with the superficialization of values during the last two decades?
                                                                                                                                            Oh man, I never thought of that. Let's all agree to close down all of our sites. Deal?
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                                                                                                                                              • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                • 58202
                                                                                                                                                #136
                                                                                                                                                maybe more pratice? and they seem to like protein more


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                                                                                                                                                  • explicite
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                                                                                                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                    • 148
                                                                                                                                                    #137
                                                                                                                                                    From our experience not such a question of fat; but more of ugly or beautiful; the beautiful girl doesn?t need to fuck well.

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                                                                                                                                                      • MeatAxe
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                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                        • 267
                                                                                                                                                        #138
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                                                                                                                                                          • pradaboy
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                                                                                                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                            • 12931
                                                                                                                                                            #139
                                                                                                                                                            couldn't tell you... never had a fat chick
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                                                                                                                                                              • chemicaleyes
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                                                                                                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                • 11569
                                                                                                                                                                #140
                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by mistersoft
                                                                                                                                                                I am only trying to piece together a worldview from things I have read on GFY.
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