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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 21053
    #1

    Why pay out the ass for COCAINE when you can just ....

    I was talking to my mom on the phone and mentioned that I had a light pain in a tooth. I keep forgetting that she still thinks I'm her fucking baby and all that shit and go to the mail box and see that she sent me something. I open it up like "what the fuck is this shit". I start readind the label and it said : do not use if you are allergic to procaine, butacaine, benzocaine and other caine like products.

    Hmmmmm! I thought for about a sec and decided that no... I aint allergic to no kind of caine so even though my tooth don't hurt anymore I put a heap of that shit in my mouth; rubbed it into my front lip and some on my teeth. It kinda stung though when I tried to put some in my nose.

    Anyhoo; I'm fucked up like a MoFo now!!!

    YeeeHaaaa!!!

    So why do people payout the ass when they can just go to the corner store and gey Anbesol?

    Goddam!

    Thanks mom; I'm fuckked up tonight!!!


    PS: I hope I don't like die or something.
    Good luck.



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    • MadCap
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 2357
      #2



      good luck with that bro

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        • X-Wing
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 768
          #3
          Well done! keep it up!

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470
              #4
              natives often do that with gas and glue here.

              you seem at about their IQ level..........
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                • MadCap
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 2357
                  #5
                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                  natives often do that with gas and glue here.

                  you seem at about their IQ level..........





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                    • 420
                      cuck
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 11571
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MadCap







                      heffers rule
                      Are you referring to sleazy?
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                        • blackmonsters
                          Making PHP work
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 21053
                          #7
                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                          natives often do that with gas and glue here.

                          you seem at about their IQ level..........
                          How do they do that?

                          Do they put glue on their dicks and put it up your ass when you have gas?
                          Good luck.



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                            • com
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 4541
                              #8
                              wait, you're not supposed to snort lines of glue? no wonder i have nasal problems...

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                                • 420
                                  cuck
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 11571
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters


                                  How do they do that?

                                  Do they put glue on their dicks and put it up your ass when you have gas?
                                  Way to confirm his post.
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                                    • Scott McD
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67792
                                      #10
                                      I've just woke up and this is the first thread i saw.

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                                        • MadCap
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 2357
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by 420


                                          Are you referring to sleazy?

                                          NO you.

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                                            • mardigras
                                              Bon temps!
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 14194
                                              #12
                                              Back in the day, poppers were real common on the dance floor then they came out with ethyl chloride, man that was some nasty crap!
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                                                • blackmonsters
                                                  Making PHP work
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 21053
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by 420


                                                  Way to confirm his post.
                                                  It's more effective to insult someone with a complete sentence.
                                                  Good luck.



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                                                    • Video-Post
                                                      Selling short ICQ numbers
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 1118
                                                      #14

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                                                        • nofx
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 16826
                                                          #15
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                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 58202
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Video-Post
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                                                                • Video-Post
                                                                  Selling short ICQ numbers
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 1118
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Vitasoy


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                                                                    • ~MistressRacin~
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 687
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Don't know for sure what mama sent you...but products like Anbesol, Solarcaine, etc. all contain a LOCAL anesthetic called Benzocaine. It has no systemic effect on a person, so sticking Anbesol up your nose won't fuck you up or make you wasted. It will numb the inside of your nose for about 15 minutes and then it's back to reality. (i.e. you'll be "unnumb")

                                                                      Maybe mom sent you something different that did mess you up...I don't know, but the OTC products like Anbesol won't get you high no matter what part of your body you stick it on.
                                                                      No sig for you!

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                                                                        • Shok
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 5611
                                                                          #19
                                                                          why go to the beer store when you can have Nyquil

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                                                                            • Ross
                                                                              Ik ben een aap
                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                              • 18874
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                              natives often do that with gas and glue here.

                                                                              you seem at about their IQ level..........
                                                                              Same here. All the tramps who can't afford the real shit but don't wanna steal buzz glue and gas. Dumb fucks!

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                                                                                • brand0n
                                                                                  been very busy
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 26983
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • myjah
                                                                                      Back in the harbor
                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 11482
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i would never have thought to do that with the toothache medicine
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                                                                                        • bhutocracy
                                                                                          Not making A Comeback
                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 10218
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Americans don't pay out the ass for cocaine anyways.. cocaine is almost $200 a gram here not $40-$50 like in LA you cheap fucker!

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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 10633
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • plyndrty
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 1477
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Scott McD
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                                                                                                    • cluck
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                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                      • 5248
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Video-Post


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                                                                                                        • NedFLanders
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                          • 412
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • Pornwolf
                                                                                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                              • 22712
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                • buddyjuf
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  "I'm not NOT licking toads son"

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                                                                                                                    • stevecore
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                      • 6130
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Pornwolf
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                                                                                                                        • sandman!
                                                                                                                          Icq: 14420613
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                          • 15427
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                          natives often do that with gas and glue here.

                                                                                                                          you seem at about their IQ level..........
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