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  • LadyMischief
    Orgasms N Such!
    • Sep 2002
    • 18135

    #1

    Ok my computer is fucked.. need input.

    I go to load Photoshop, it shows the initialization screen but it goes WAY too fast, and then when it should put me into the program, it just disappears, no tab, no indication that I ever loaded it. I've restarted, rebooted, etc, and I cannot for the life of me figure out WHAT THE FUCK. It worked PERFECTLY two hours ago. Ideas? My computer has been acting a little buggy since I got home, but I just did a virus check and it passed.. I'm ripping my hair out. Perhaps a hardware problem? And why only photoshop and my video software then?

    Blah I hate computers!!

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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #2
    when that happens i usually take out the kerosene and handle my bizzzzz


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    • AvanteGuard
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 451

      #3
      i had the same problem with illustrator missing a few toolbars...uninstallling the program and all registry settings then reinstalling it worked...also did you uninstall any programs recently?
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      • LadyMischief
        Orgasms N Such!
        • Sep 2002
        • 18135

        #4
        Originally posted by AvanteGuard
        i had the same problem with illustrator missing a few toolbars...uninstallling the program and all registry settings then reinstalling it worked...also did you uninstall any programs recently?
        Nothing.. haven't installed anything new either. In fact, the damn thing was off for a week pretty much while we were in Vegas.. I don't know WTF!

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        • PerfectionGirls
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 4484

          #5
          Hey there! Grab Fletcher on icq.. I bet he can help ya out of you need something.

          Good luck!

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          • OzMan84
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 4740

            #6
            reinstalled it mate
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            • - Jesus Christ -
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 7197

              #7
              Good news all,

              Further to my prior email:

              The following has corrected all errors:

              1. Load Adobe Photoshop
              2. QUICKLY press Crtl+Alt+Shift on load to reset settings (right on load, and be fast - it took me several tries).

              Everything is back to normal now! Phew...

              Amen

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              • LadyMischief
                Orgasms N Such!
                • Sep 2002
                • 18135

                #8
                The alt control shift thing made it hesitate about 5/10ths of a second longer before it disappeared I am still clusterfucked here this is serious

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                • - Jesus Christ -
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 7197

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LadyMischief
                  The alt control shift thing made it hesitate about 5/10ths of a second longer before it disappeared I am still clusterfucked here this is serious
                  Chill baby.... uncle jesus will help you through these troubling times. BRB

                  Amen

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                  • - Jesus Christ -
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 7197

                    #10
                    Uninstall any fonts you may have installed recently.

                    Uninstall Photoshop using its uninstaller. then reboot.


                    then install Reg Vac
                    http://superwin.swmirror.com/regvacz.exe

                    Just put it in novice mode and hit clean registry.

                    after its done reboot again.


                    Then try reinstalling photoshop.


                    If that doesnt work you might have to go into reg vacs expert mode andf play aroudn with software vac to cleain up any shared DLLs that might be corrupt.

                    Also do a full chkdisk if you havent done one lately.

                    Amen

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                    • Ash@phpFX
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 4292

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LadyMischief
                      The alt control shift thing made it hesitate about 5/10ths of a second longer before it disappeared I am still clusterfucked here this is serious
                      5/10ths lol

                      reinstalling it should work, otherwise you might have to format

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                      • OG LennyT
                        Wall Street Pimp
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 14345

                        #12
                        I had the same thing happen, damn warez!

                        Gave me a good reason to create a new partition and install XP. I now have a 2000 Pro partition that I seldom use.
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                        • - Jesus Christ -
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 7197

                          #13
                          Originally posted by asher


                          5/10ths lol

                          reinstalling it should work, otherwise you might have to format
                          Wtf... your a php programer and your solution to a software error is formatting? I hope you were being sarcastic.

                          An in place XP install is the FURTHEST you would have to go to fix somthing like that.

                          Amen

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                          • Jman69
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 240

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LadyMischief
                            The alt control shift thing made it hesitate about 5/10ths of a second longer before it disappeared I am still clusterfucked here this is serious
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                            • Morgan
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2002
                              • 10520

                              #15
                              nm. duh
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                              • cluck
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                                • Dec 2002
                                • 5248

                                #16
                                Reinstizzle for shizzle.
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                                • JDog
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 7453

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by asher


                                  5/10ths lol

                                  reinstalling it should work, otherwise you might have to format
                                  FORMAT? Dude, that is if your OS is fucking up! I'd never tell somebody to FORMAT when PS is just acting up!

                                  I'd gotta say that reinstalling will take care of the problem!

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                                  • Ironhorse
                                    Pixel Pusher
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 7094

                                    #18
                                    I just spent the last hour blocking adware and I set all my internet security to HIGH. My wife's computer is plagues with adware, this shit is ridiculous, my guess is you have the same problem, I've been rebooting my machine 3 times a day because of this shit, some people are such fucktards, how does it help anyone to bring commerce to a shutdown with spam and crap like this. Fucking morons, now I can't even do smileys anymore because of my high level of protection.
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                                    • OG LennyT
                                      Wall Street Pimp
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 14345

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JDog


                                      I'd gotta say that reinstalling will take care of the problem!

                                      jDoG
                                      Its not as easy as reinstalling. When I had the prob, I tried reinstalling PS 5.5 and 6.0 when 5.5 failed. I also tried to clean out my registry of all PS entries. I got tired of fucking with it, thats why I installed XP on a new partition.

                                      If it was easy as a software reinstall, she probably wouldn't have posted this.
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                                      • Oracle Porn
                                        Affiliate
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 24433

                                        #20
                                        Didn't I start the same thread couple of months ago?


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                                        • LadyMischief
                                          Orgasms N Such!
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 18135

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                          I just spent the last hour blocking adware and I set all my internet security to HIGH. My wife's computer is plagues with adware, this shit is ridiculous, my guess is you have the same problem, I've been rebooting my machine 3 times a day because of this shit, some people are such fucktards, how does it help anyone to bring commerce to a shutdown with spam and crap like this. Fucking morons, now I can't even do smileys anymore because of my high level of protection.

                                          Nope no adware.. I don't use IE EVER I use mozilla only and I check for adware every day or so anyways.. This is strictly a PS thing. My advice, don't use IE :P

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                                          • Oracle Porn
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 24433

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                            Didn't I start the same thread couple of months ago?
                                            O yes I did!
                                            http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...ight=photoshop


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                                            • LadyMischief
                                              Orgasms N Such!
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 18135

                                              #23
                                              Btw, thank you Jesus. I will let you know what happens!

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                                              • MicroChick
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 1277

                                                #24
                                                Good luck with your computer glitch, Lady Mischief. I was given many problems when a certain hacker invaded my computer.

                                                If someone wants to cause you computer pain, they will find a way. It's like trying to stop a burglar who decides he wants to break into your particular house.

                                                Life's a bitch.

                                                I also like mozilla, but I still use IE. Sometimes I believe that Microsoft is one gigantic virus. If Jesus' suggestions don't work, email me and I will have my computer expert help you.

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                                                • Peaches
                                                  Old broad
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 13933

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MicroChick
                                                  email me and I will have my computer expert help you.

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                                                  • Va2k
                                                    I’m still alive barley.
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 10060

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                    Uninstall any fonts you may have installed recently.

                                                    Uninstall Photoshop using its uninstaller. then reboot.


                                                    then install Reg Vac
                                                    http://superwin.swmirror.com/regvacz.exe

                                                    Just put it in novice mode and hit clean registry.

                                                    after its done reboot again.


                                                    Then try reinstalling photoshop.


                                                    If that doesnt work you might have to go into reg vacs expert mode andf play aroudn with software vac to cleain up any shared DLLs that might be corrupt.

                                                    Also do a full chkdisk if you havent done one lately.
                                                    you are jesus arent you??? That is a awesome program mate. Thanks for sharing... 788 entries lol
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                                                    • Va2k
                                                      I’m still alive barley.
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 10060

                                                      #27
                                                      also I ran spybot as normal and for some reason right after spybot I ran adware which found 17 more spyware shit that spybot didnt find damn this is getting crazy


                                                      TOM

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                                                      • DutchTeenCash
                                                        I like Dutch Girls
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 21684

                                                        #28
                                                        got the same thing, sometimes when i start up PS it just stops at the intro screen, esp when you start multiple prgs really annoying... maybe im low in memory what are you guys using ?

                                                        im on a dellp4-2.8 with 1meg that enough ?

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                                                        • Ironhorse
                                                          Pixel Pusher
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 7094

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by va2k
                                                          also I ran spybot as normal and for some reason right after spybot I ran adware which found 17 more spyware shit that spybot didnt find damn this is getting crazy


                                                          TOM
                                                          Make sure you update your Spybot from within the application itself, seems like they have almost daily updates, as the spammer fuckheads are also updating their junk daily..
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                                                          • LadyMischief
                                                            Orgasms N Such!
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 18135

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MicroChick
                                                            Good luck with your computer glitch, Lady Mischief. I was given many problems when a certain hacker invaded my computer.

                                                            If someone wants to cause you computer pain, they will find a way. It's like trying to stop a burglar who decides he wants to break into your particular house.

                                                            Life's a bitch.

                                                            I also like mozilla, but I still use IE. Sometimes I believe that Microsoft is one gigantic virus. If Jesus' suggestions don't work, email me and I will have my computer expert help you.

                                                            [email protected]
                                                            I know hardware thanks. Shouldn't you be bashing me for being a mom? :P

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                                                            • sumphatpimp
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 5235

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                                              Nothing.. haven't installed anything new either. In fact, the damn thing was off for a week pretty much while we were in Vegas.. I don't know WTF!

                                                              install a new battery.
                                                              the box was off for a week and lost its settings due to weak battery.

                                                              you may have to reinstall some software here and there, but the problem is the battery. its on the motherboard, looks like a big fat hearing aid battery.

                                                              good luck

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                                                              • JSA Matt
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                • 5464

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -

                                                                Good news all,

                                                                Further to my prior email:

                                                                The following has corrected all errors:

                                                                1. Load Adobe Photoshop
                                                                2. QUICKLY press Crtl+Alt+Shift on load to reset settings (right on load, and be fast - it took me several tries).

                                                                Everything is back to normal now! Phew...
                                                                Holy shit... i've been having problems with Photoshop 6 on my action box where it would freeze up at the "Initializing Menus.." screen. This fixed it !!

                                                                Thanks Jesus!

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                                                                • - Jesus Christ -
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 7197

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JSA Matt

                                                                  Holy shit... i've been having problems with Photoshop 6 on my action box where it would freeze up at the "Initializing Menus.." screen. This fixed it !!

                                                                  Thanks Jesus!

                                                                  Amen

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                                                                  • jact
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 9134

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I don't know if it'll make a difference with anyone else, but I tried the CTRL-ALT-SHIFT trick a dozen or so times without any luck before almost giving up, then I tried the opposite side of the keyboard and wham, first try it worked. Why it makes a difference WHICH combination of CTRL-ALT-SHIFT I use boggles my mind.

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