My 4 Year Old Son: Dad, have you hit a fly with this? (holding up the fly swatter)
Me: Yes I have.
Him: Oh, then I can't touch this part (pointing to the part that smashes the flies) because flies are icky. Flies eat poop.
Damn, kids are cute! Right now he's climbing up onto my lap asking me: "Where's the turn off button, dad. You've been on the computer too long" (I'm on my laptop).
