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  • ytcracker
    stc is the greatest
    • Dec 2002
    • 12403

    #1

    my dick curves to the left

    it is true
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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
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    #2
    Pics?

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    • Johny Traffic
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      • Apr 2003
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      #3
      when hard or soft?


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      • brand0n
        been very busy
        • Nov 2002
        • 26983

        #4
        ever see those guys with the dick that curves up? now thats some fucked up shit if u ask me.
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        • Doctor Dre
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          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #5
          Ure fucked up man ! Go see a Doctor
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          • SmutGiant
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            • Oct 2003
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            #6
            so does mine...

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            • Scott McD
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              • Nov 2002
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              #7
              Ditto...


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              • PenisFace
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                • Oct 2003
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                #8
                Mine curves to the left too... Oh well, it gets the job done.
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                • sumphatpimp
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                  • Aug 2002
                  • 5235

                  #9
                  that means you jerk off right handed

                  the more it curves the more you .................

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                  • timboss
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                    • Sep 2003
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                    #10
                    mine slightly to the right...this thread may start to turn gay
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                    • nofx
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                      • Nov 2002
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                      #11
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                      • ytcracker
                        stc is the greatest
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 12403

                        #12
                        i took a pic with my phone

                        i wont post it unless the ladies sign off

                        its not > yet but its getting there
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                        • sumphatpimp
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                          #13

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                          • Head
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                            • Nov 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by SmutGiant
                            so does mine...

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                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                              WW4L
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 10581

                              #15
                              Originally posted by brand0n
                              ever see those guys with the dick that curves up? now thats some fucked up shit if u ask me.
                              It may be fucked up to look at, but i bet it hits the g-spot everytime

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                              • ldinternet
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 8245

                                #16
                                sounds like you suffer from "boomerang cock".

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                                • SEXYBIATCH
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 39

                                  #17
                                  IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


                                  SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

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                                  • ytcracker
                                    stc is the greatest
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 12403

                                    #18
                                    if i like jerk it with my left hand can i counteract the bend

                                    i will pretend like im fighting the forces of evil
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                                    • Jman69
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                                      • Oct 2003
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                                      #19
                                      A curved dick is a result of an injury and scarring has actually pulled the dick out of place.
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                                      • ytcracker
                                        stc is the greatest
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 12403

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Jman69
                                        A curved dick is a result of an injury and scarring has actually pulled the dick out of place.
                                        cool thanks that should help my street credit

                                        these guys jumped me and bent my cack
                                        oh the horror
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                                        • loverboy
                                          When it rains, it pours
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 20609

                                          #21
                                          any fractured bones? you need to have it x-rayed.

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                                          • foolio
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                                            • Nov 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ytcracker
                                            if i like jerk it with my left hand can i counteract the bend

                                            i will pretend like im fighting the forces of evil
                                            lol - I am not even going to go there......

                                            try this - get 2 popsicle sticks - and tape them to your dick to try to straighten it out.

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                                            • SEXYBIATCH
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 39

                                              #23
                                              IF YOU NORMALLY JERK TO THE LEFT TRY HANGING TO THE RIGHT OR JERRKING TO THE RIGHT. AND SAME FOR RIGHT JERKERS..


                                              I THINK ILL CALL IT
                                              R J'S = RIGHT JERKERS
                                              L J'S = LEFT JERKERS
                                              R H'S = RIGHT HANGERS
                                              L H'S =LEFT HANGERS
                                              OR R H R J = RIGHT HANG AND JERK
                                              OR L H L J = LEFT HANG AND JERK

                                              THEN THERES THE OTHER GUYS = N. O .R .M. A .L
                                              Last edited by SEXYBIATCH; 01-13-2004, 12:12 PM.

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                                              • mikeeee
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                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 481

                                                #24
                                                It's perfectly OK to be retarted. No one will judge you here.

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                                                • ytcracker
                                                  stc is the greatest
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 12403

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by foolio


                                                  lol - I am not even going to go there......

                                                  try this - get 2 popsicle sticks - and tape them to your dick to try to straighten it out.
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                                                  • timboss
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                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 627

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
                                                    IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


                                                    SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )
                                                    wow quite the expert

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                                                    • loverboy
                                                      When it rains, it pours
                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 20609

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by foolio

                                                      try this - get 2 popsicle sticks - and tape them to your dick to try to straighten it out.

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                                                      • ATL_Ryan
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                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 1519

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
                                                        IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


                                                        SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

                                                        Why are you yelling at everyone. Are you WISEMAN's sister or something. Lay off the caps lock BIATCH


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                                                        • SEXYBIATCH
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 39

                                                          #29
                                                          . my opologies ...but you know its al true ..correct?
                                                          this isnt my usual name . I have been posting for awhile . but cant say who . : )

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                                                          • Jman69
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                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 240

                                                            #30
                                                            This girl was riding me fucking hard, bouncing so high and my dick came out and that hurt like a motherfucker, no damage done but scared for about a week to let her go ontop.
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                                                            • timboss
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                                                              • Sep 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                                              so who else is gonna post pics of their cock now ?
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                                                              • Matt M
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                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 738

                                                                #32
                                                                and the moral to this story is:

                                                                It is good to be ambidextrous!!
                                                                No Thanks, I have my own......
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                                                                • johnbosh
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 8965

                                                                  #33
                                                                  mine too

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                                                                  • sweandy
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                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 422

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                                                    that means you jerk off right handed

                                                                    the more it curves the more you .................

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                                                                    • MrIzzz
                                                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 22923

                                                                      #35


                                                                      my cock is to the right


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                                                                      • SFBU
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                        • 494

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Mine is too short to curve.

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                                                                        • SEXYBIATCH
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 39

                                                                          #37
                                                                          uh ohhh .. I said that the curve condition was not seroius just the way its used and treated. but............


                                                                          There are basically two conditions that may cause severe curvature of the penis, lead investigator Dr. Tom F. Lue of the University of California in San Francisco to Reuters Health. One is congenital curvature of the penis, which means that a man is born with the condition, and the other is due to scarring or fibrous thickening of the wall of the penis and is called Peyronie's disease.
                                                                          surgery called "the 16-dot plication technique."

                                                                          This involves 'tucking' the longer side with sutures just under the skin, much like an accordian

                                                                          The main advantage is that "it is not necessary to separate the nerve, blood vessel or urethra from the wall the penis, as is often done in other types of surgeries done to straighten a curved penis." These types of surgeries are quite invasive and run a higher risk of more severe side effects such as numbness, incomplete straightness and impotence.

                                                                          could be called Peyronie's disease might want to get checked if your worried..
                                                                          Last edited by SEXYBIATCH; 01-13-2004, 03:23 PM.

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                                                                          • KRL
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                                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Mines a little to the left. That pic is extreme. Most girls I've been with said its great cause it hits their G-Spot perfectly if you angle your position upward.

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                                                                            • almighty
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                                                                              • Dec 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by ytcracker


                                                                              cool thanks that should help my street credit

                                                                              these guys jumped me and bent my cack
                                                                              oh the horror

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                                                                              • SetTheWorldonFire
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                                                                                • Feb 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                limp bizkit
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                                                                                • SEXYBIATCH
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 39

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
                                                                                  limp bizkit
                                                                                  Its not a limp problem its a crooked problem .
                                                                                  Crooked Bizkit

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                                                                                  • Holly
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                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 10017

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    If this thread doesn't make in the top ten on Adult Beat tomorrow, I'm formally protesting.
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                                                                                    • PrivateIvy
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                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 4257

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      If it's any consolation, any guy I was ever with "of size" had the "curve to the left" ......me and my girlfriends used to use that as a general rule for size when talking about a guy.

                                                                                      Curve to the left is a good thing

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                                                                                      • Ross
                                                                                        Ik ben een aap
                                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                                        • 18874

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                                        ever see those guys with the dick that curves up? now thats some fucked up shit if u ask me.
                                                                                        Apparently thats the best dick to have to fuck a chick. Achieves a much better orgasm.......

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                                                                                        • bhutocracy
                                                                                          Not making A Comeback
                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 10218

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
                                                                                          IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


                                                                                          SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )
                                                                                          HAHAHA.. you're so full of shit.. i can't believe these idiots are lapping it up, around a third of all guys have a bend one way or the other and it's got nothing to do with jerking off, it's genetic.

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                                                                                          • Ross
                                                                                            Ik ben een aap
                                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                                            • 18874

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                            If this thread doesn't make in the top ten on Adult Beat tomorrow, I'm formally protesting.
                                                                                            HAHA me too!!!

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                                                                                            • bhutocracy
                                                                                              Not making A Comeback
                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 10218

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I can't stop laughing hahaha... curves caused by jerking off hahah.... man.. 90% of males would have extreme curves to the right because almost everyone is right handed and everyone jerks off lol....

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                                                                                              • SEXYBIATCH
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                • 39

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I posted my opinion and personal experience .. I work in the medical feild and have heard lots of stories and seen lots .. but if the male was not that was as a child or does not have pyrione's diseas it is due to pulling that direction in clothing or jerking off .

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                                                                                                • Centurion
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                  I only have one testicle.
                                                                                                  Odd ball!

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                                                                                                  • Centurion
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                    • 6033

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
                                                                                                    IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


                                                                                                    SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )
                                                                                                    It is AMAZING how the amount of mis-information gets around!
                                                                                                    The above is patently un-true!
                                                                                                    Men are BORN this way. There is actually a medical term for this condition..but it doesn't have anything to do with jackin off!

                                                                                                    Good grief!

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