It's tougher and tougher to make money these days and after I bust ass signing up for your program building TGP's around your links and submitting galleries and wait for a month for my first check and find out that you "upgraded" or made some change that resulted in my check having the wrong address and your stats are messed up...you can kiss my ass goodbye.
Why; because there are too many of you fucking up and this is wasting too much webmaster time.
Funny though; all sponsors using third-party tracking and billing and payments never fuck up! Sponsors using CCbill never fuck up;
sponsors using Verotel never fuck up, sponsors who issue checks through Epoch never fuck up; sponsors using ibill have fucked up though(ibill's address change didn't work).
Why do they fuck up; because they hire a genius to write affiliate code and this person is so fucking smart that they don't think they need to thoroughly test their work. They are arrogant and dismiss complaints that something "looks fishy" until your entire fucking program falls thru the floor!
Fire your genius and hire someone stupid enough to not trust their programming. Because stupid programmers will have their sister, brother and half-assed-blind grandmother sign up and test it before they are sure enough to put that shit online!!
Here's a plan; before you put your Version X super charged upgrade into effect; why don't you put it on a differrent server and sigup and then click your OWN FUCKING LINKS and join a site and see if you get a fucking check before you put it up for me to fucking test for you and I don't get my fucking check.
I'm not going to spend anymore time tracking down checks; it's a pain in the ass!! So if you aint using 3rd party tracking and payment then I will be skipping your program and for those programs that I already use that do their own tracking and payment; all I can say is this:
If you fuck up just once....then fuck you!!!!
Now have a nice day.
Why; because there are too many of you fucking up and this is wasting too much webmaster time.
Funny though; all sponsors using third-party tracking and billing and payments never fuck up! Sponsors using CCbill never fuck up;
sponsors using Verotel never fuck up, sponsors who issue checks through Epoch never fuck up; sponsors using ibill have fucked up though(ibill's address change didn't work).
Why do they fuck up; because they hire a genius to write affiliate code and this person is so fucking smart that they don't think they need to thoroughly test their work. They are arrogant and dismiss complaints that something "looks fishy" until your entire fucking program falls thru the floor!
Fire your genius and hire someone stupid enough to not trust their programming. Because stupid programmers will have their sister, brother and half-assed-blind grandmother sign up and test it before they are sure enough to put that shit online!!
Here's a plan; before you put your Version X super charged upgrade into effect; why don't you put it on a differrent server and sigup and then click your OWN FUCKING LINKS and join a site and see if you get a fucking check before you put it up for me to fucking test for you and I don't get my fucking check.
I'm not going to spend anymore time tracking down checks; it's a pain in the ass!! So if you aint using 3rd party tracking and payment then I will be skipping your program and for those programs that I already use that do their own tracking and payment; all I can say is this:
If you fuck up just once....then fuck you!!!!
Now have a nice day.
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