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  • Shok
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 5611

    #1

    For The Next 5 Minutes I will Sidestep All Farting Banner Questions

    only 5 minutes
  • Tala
    Fucked if I know
    • Dec 2002
    • 23368

    #2

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    • sherie
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 7020

      #3
      Umm in that case how is the weather where you are? Smoggy or not?
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      • Stallion
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 6632

        #4
        Damn nothing to talk about now.
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        • Shok
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 5611

          #5
          3 minutes

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          • dantheman
            OG
            • May 2002
            • 3308

            #6
            Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer
            And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
            My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
            I got a problem and I don't know what to do...
            HELP!
            I can't stop farting [x4]
            My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
            I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luck
            Mt sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room
            I gotta problem and I don't know what to do...
            HELP!
            I can't stop farting...
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            • Shok
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 5611

              #7
              Originally posted by dantheman
              Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer
              And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
              My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
              I got a problem and I don't know what to do...
              HELP!
              I can't stop farting [x4]
              My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
              I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luck
              Mt sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room
              I gotta problem and I don't know what to do...
              HELP!
              I can't stop farting...
              I suggest Beano

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              • SleazyDream
                I'm here for SPORT
                • Jul 2001
                • 41470

                #8
                sniff sniff

                who farted?
                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                Now read without the word dog.

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                • Ironhorse
                  Pixel Pusher
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 7094

                  #9
                  How can I get my very own farting banner?
                  [email protected]

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                  • Shok
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 5611

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                    sniff sniff

                    who farted?
                    It was RRRed

                    Your lucky you were across the table at lunch the other day

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                    • Shok
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 5611

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ironhorse
                      How can I get my very own farting banner?

                      Send me Paypal for $25 bucks and I will send you an autographed copy

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                      • Elli
                        Reach for those stars!
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17991

                        #12
                        Um Shok? I'll take some money to get rid of these ;)




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                        • Peaches
                          Old broad
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 13933

                          #13
                          Shok's badge always ends up in the strangest places at Vegas shows........

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                          • Shok
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 5611

                            #14
                            hahaha Ellie, I cant believe you stole my badge!!

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                            • ElvisManson
                              Looking California
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 5476

                              #15
                              what farting banner?

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                              • Shok
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 5611

                                #16
                                now do something really perverted with it
                                Last edited by Shok; 01-12-2004, 03:40 PM.

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                                • Shok
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 5611

                                  #17
                                  and is that my dildo???

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                                  • Gabriel
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 4789

                                    #18
                                    Shok and Ken
                                    OWNED
                                    ICQ#: 142295729

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                                    • Peter Romero
                                      Long time no happy ending
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 10618

                                      #19
                                      Yeah I got a fucking question for ya... How much to stick that fuckin stupid banner up your ass for a real fart dickwad?


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                                      • Shok
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 5611

                                        #20
                                        your such a tough guy huh

                                        I'll make sure the next ones annoy you you in particular
                                        Last edited by Shok; 01-12-2004, 07:10 PM.

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                                        • Peter Romero
                                          Long time no happy ending
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 10618

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Shok
                                          your such a tough guy huh
                                          No, I'm a lover not a fighter but your banner sucks ass.


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                                          • Shok
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 5611

                                            #22
                                            according to you


                                            but who cares what the fuck you think

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                                            • Peter Romero
                                              Long time no happy ending
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 10618

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Shok
                                              according to you


                                              but who cares what the fuck you think
                                              Dude... according to everyone. Find me one idiot who likes it.

                                              Edit... find me anyone who's not an idiot who likes it.


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                                              • Shok
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 5611

                                                #24
                                                Like I said, I don't fucking care.

                                                I'm not going to argue this with every motherfucker trying to boost a post count.

                                                You sitting here slinging shit just goes to show you know exactly fucking nothing of whats going on.

                                                Sometimes it's best just to have a coke and a smile and just shut the fuck up already.

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                                                • eroswebmaster
                                                  March 1st, 2003
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 20295

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Shok

                                                  Sometimes it's best just to have a coke and a smile and just shut the fuck up already.
                                                  Can I have a diet vanilla coke?
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                                                  • Shok
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 5611

                                                    #26

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                                                    • Spunky
                                                      I need a beer
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 133978

                                                      #27
                                                      I like Turd..

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                                                      • eroswebmaster
                                                        March 1st, 2003
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 20295

                                                        #28
                                                        I tried diet vanilla pepsi the other day and that shit tasted like cough syrup...I have a whole 12 pack waiting to be consumed.
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                                                        • Shok
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 5611

                                                          #29

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                                                          • eroswebmaster
                                                            March 1st, 2003
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 20295

                                                            #30
                                                            Bow to the power of the Bald Pussy!
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                                                            • Shok
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 5611

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                              I tried diet vanilla pepsi the other day and that shit tasted like cough syrup...I have a whole 12 pack waiting to be consumed.
                                                              yeah that sucks, the coke is alot better. I like the diet Cherry Coke also, pretty good shit.

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