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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    What farting banner? - here is the solution

    I agree that it would suck to disable flash in your browser because of some banners on gfy.

    Simply install another browser for gfy.
    I suggest opera. I think by default flash is not installed or else you can turn it off.

    I downloaded Opera just to browse gfy but after a while i was so happy with it that i now use it to browse almost any site.

    Anyway, opera will let you browse gfy WAY faster than ie and no more funny noises! Also no more spyware, no more startpage hijacks etc.

    If you want to keep IE as a default for browsing ok, just add opera on your taskbar for surfing gfy. Give it a try, you will love it.

    http://www.opera.com/download/
  • Shok
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 5611

    #2
    my solution



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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      Originally posted by Shok
      my solution

      By the time you posted that you could already be halfway downloading opera.

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      • jimthefiend
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 18889

        #4


        even easier

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        • avion
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 1403

          #5
          [QUOTE]Originally posted by Shok
          my solution



          [/QUOTE


          hahhaa, ok....

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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6



            I know.... it's rocket science.
            SIG TOO BIG

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            • Dirty F
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2001
              • 59204

              #7
              Yes but you want to listen to music, download a vid etc. You'll be turning it on and off 20 times a day.

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              • jimthefiend
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 18889

                #8
                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head



                I know.... it's rocket science.

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                • mrthumbs
                  salad tossing sig guy
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 11702

                  #9
                  YES! Let's install a complete new fucking browser just to get rid
                  of that farting banner!!

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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Battuss
                    Yes but you want to listen to music, download a vid etc. You'll be turning it on and off 20 times a day.
                    and that extra *click* is going to be too much to bear I'm sure.
                    SIG TOO BIG

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                    • X37375787

                      #11
                      Disable active scripting and GFY will be ad-free. And fart-free. And you can listen to music and ICQ Uh-Ohs as well.

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                      • Dirty F
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 59204

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mrthumbs
                        YES! Let's install a complete new fucking browser just to get rid
                        of that farting banner!!
                        No, lets open 10 threads a day about it and get annoyed 30 times a day by it, that will help!

                        And did you even read what i said? It will greatly improve your browsing speed on gfy.

                        And ofcourse after this banner there will be another banner that cause 10 threads a day to be opened.

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                        • The Truth Hurts
                          Zph7YXfjMhg
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 15791

                          #13
                          Fuck the halfassed solutions that interfere with my RAGE..

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                          • Dirty F
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 59204

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                            and that extra *click* is going to be too much to bear I'm sure.
                            Spend 3 mins on installing a better browser than IE or switch sound on and off 20 times a day...whatever you think you is more easy dude...

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                            • mrthumbs
                              salad tossing sig guy
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 11702

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Battuss


                              No, lets open 10 threads a day about it and get annoyed 30 times a day by it, that will help!

                              And did you even read what i said? It will greatly improve your browsing speed on gfy.

                              And ofcourse after this banner there will be another banner that cause 10 threads a day to be opened.
                              dude, im seriously getting worried about your mental health.

                              hit me up on icq.

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                              • Dirty F
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 59204

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mrthumbs


                                dude, im seriously getting worried about your mental health.

                                hit me up on icq.
                                Ok, explain to me why my suggestion is so stupid?

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                                • X37375787

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Battuss


                                  Ok, explain to me why my suggestion is so stupid?

                                  cuz it just .... is. [IMG]http://**********/thebirdman.gif[/IMG]

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                                  • Dirty F
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 59204

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mrthumbs


                                    dude, im seriously getting worried about your mental health.

                                    hit me up on icq.
                                    Listen dude, i already dont see the farting banner so i couldnt care less. Im not trying to be a smart ass here. Im suggesting something that works better than opening 10 threads a day, turning sound on and off 20 times a day and getting annoyed 30 times a day. And it only takes TWO minutes. Why do you attack me for that and tell me i have mental problems?

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                                    • mrthumbs
                                      salad tossing sig guy
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 11702

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Battuss


                                      Ok, explain to me why my suggestion is so stupid?
                                      listen.. i know you just need your browser to look at gfy and
                                      make crappy posts all day BUT...

                                      I happen to make money from his thing called the Internet
                                      and since 96% of the people (my customers, people that
                                      support my lifestyle etc etc) USE internet explorer i LIKE to see what they see!

                                      You really cant grasp that can you?











                                      "Batttus: well you can keep IE installed as a backup?"

                                      NO.. things dont work like that.

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                                      • The Truth Hurts
                                        Zph7YXfjMhg
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 15791

                                        #20
                                        opera is junk.

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                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                          There can be only one
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 39075

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Battuss


                                          Spend 3 mins on installing a better browser than IE or switch sound on and off 20 times a day...whatever you think you is more easy dude...
                                          I choose to do neither. I have an external amplifier I channel everything through, and have configured everything the way I want it to be. I get music all day long, no farting banner, and am generally happy.

                                          However, I don't expect you to find buying an amplifier as a solution, therefore I recommended the next easiest level of peace that you can find: The mute option. Simple, inexpensive, and effective.

                                          If justifying using Opera by way of "it eliminates the fart banner!" makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, then by all means... do. And I shall be happy in the knowledge that you're comfortable with your decision.
                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                          • Dirty F
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 59204

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mrthumbs


                                            listen.. i know you just need your browser to look at gfy and
                                            make crappy posts all day BUT...

                                            I happen to make money from his thing called the Internet
                                            and since 96% of the people (my customers, people that
                                            support my lifestyle etc etc) USE internet explorer i LIKE to see what they see!

                                            You really cant grasp that can you?

                                            "Batttus: well you can keep IE installed as a backup?"

                                            NO.. things dont work like that.
                                            DUDE i said use opera for surfing gfy and if it makes you feel better use IE for the rest of the net.

                                            Oh wait, 96% of your customers are surfing gfy so you need to see what they see on gfy....got ya! Sorry i didnt understand that.

                                            I think you should read my posts better and then attack me.

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                                            • Dirty F
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 59204

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                              opera is junk.
                                              Why?

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                                              • Trax
                                                [----------------------]
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 14486

                                                #24
                                                im gonna try opera
                                                not because of the banner... but hey ;)

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                                                • The Truth Hurts
                                                  Zph7YXfjMhg
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 15791

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Battuss


                                                  Why?
                                                  Because it's not IE.

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                                                  • Dirty F
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 59204

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by The Truth Hurts


                                                    Because it's not IE.

                                                    Thanks for the great improvement of this thread.

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                                                    • The Truth Hurts
                                                      Zph7YXfjMhg
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 15791

                                                      #27
                                                      like it could get any worse?

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                                                      • mrthumbs
                                                        salad tossing sig guy
                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                        • 11702

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Battuss


                                                        DUDE i said use opera for surfing gfy and if it makes you feel better use IE for the rest of the net.

                                                        Oh wait, 96% of your customers are surfing gfy so you need to see what they see on gfy....got ya! Sorry i didnt understand that.

                                                        I think you should read my posts better and then attack me.
                                                        INSTALLING A BROWSER JUST TO BROWSE GFY??

                                                        The effort required starting up your browser is equal to that of
                                                        muting your sound.

                                                        Have you gone insane?!?!?!

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                                                        • ThunderBalls
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 2926

                                                          #29
                                                          Here's a better solution. Take the fucking banner off or quit browsing GFY.

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                                                          • Dirty F
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 59204

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mrthumbs


                                                            INSTALLING A BROWSER JUST TO BROWSE GFY??

                                                            The effort required starting up your browser is equal to that of
                                                            muting your sound.

                                                            Have you gone insane?!?!?!
                                                            "The effort required starting up your browser is equal to that of
                                                            muting your sound."

                                                            I already mentioned this but just for you im gonna do it again. People want to listen music, watch vids that are posted etc. The same people also check gfy 20 times a day. This would mean that they would have to click on and off 20 times a day. This is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more effort and fucking WAY more annoying than surfing gfy with Opera.

                                                            You are taking things out of context and then try to make it look stupid by saying what you are saying just to attack me...im gonna stop argueing with you in this post. Its clear that you dont care about the subject instead are just busy trying to make me look like a fool. You know better and i know you know better.

                                                            I have no problem with you but in this thread youre an asshole and once again you know better than the things you are saying, you are just doing it to try to make me look stupid.

                                                            And i know this because lately you attack me in more thread just for the hell of it...
                                                            Last edited by Dirty F; 01-12-2004, 12:16 PM.

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                                                            • Shok
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 5611

                                                              #31
                                                              ok thundernuts, your wisdom overwhelms

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                                                              • Honeyslut
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 6436

                                                                #32
                                                                What farting banner ?


                                                                ( I never use sound at gfy)
                                                                http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

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                                                                • mrthumbs
                                                                  salad tossing sig guy
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 11702

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Battuss



                                                                  I have no problem with you but in this thread youre an asshole and once again you know better than the things you are saying, you are just doing it to try to make me look stupid.
                                                                  Dude, im just fucking around giving you a little challenge.

                                                                  I told you before: dont worry about it. Take it as a compliment.

                                                                  You know what: ill install opera. just for you.

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                                                                  • SoundMan
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                    • 3471

                                                                    #34
                                                                    that fart banner is supposed to be fixed w/no sound...

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                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 59204

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by mrthumbs


                                                                      Dude, im just fucking around giving you a little challenge.

                                                                      I told you before: dont worry about it. Take it as a compliment.

                                                                      You know what: ill install opera. just for you.
                                                                      Shove it in yer ass instead.

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                                                                      • ThunderBalls
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 2926

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Shok
                                                                        ok thundernuts, your wisdom overwhelms
                                                                        Coming from some McDonalds degenerate reject punk that places farting banners on web sites, your comments mean little to me. People like you have ruined this industry in a feeble attempt to make a quick buck...fuck off.

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                                                                        • mrthumbs
                                                                          salad tossing sig guy
                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 11702

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Battuss


                                                                          Shove it in yer ass instead.
                                                                          you are too sensitive.

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                                                                          • Shok
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                            • 5611

                                                                            #38
                                                                            baaahahahaha

                                                                            farting banners ruined the industry?
                                                                            Did you just fall off a turnip truck?

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                                                                            • mrthumbs
                                                                              salad tossing sig guy
                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                              • 11702

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Shok
                                                                              baaahahahaha

                                                                              farting banners ruined the industry?
                                                                              Did you just fall off a turnip truck?
                                                                              yeah dude.. didnt you know?

                                                                              You ruined microsoft as well: 78% of all people switched
                                                                              to opera overnight.

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                                                                              • Shok
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                • 5611

                                                                                #40

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                                                                                • Nikoleta
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 362

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  when so much GFYers hate it, it just MUST be removed...no need to install or mute sth...
                                                                                  it's so simple IMO

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                                                                                  • Shok
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 5611

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    well all I can is.....





                                                                                    I'M SORRY I BROKE THE INTERNET


                                                                                    please except my apologies

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                                                                                    •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 3880

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head



                                                                                      I know.... it's rocket science.
                                                                                      Why dont the rocket scientists at gfy simpley replace the damn banner.

                                                                                      I like to listen to music whilst i surf.

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                                                                                      • skillfull
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                                        • 4716

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        opera is way better than ie
                                                                                        faster, more secure and simply better
                                                                                        now if you like to bitch stay with your crappy ie and discover why this is crap day after day
                                                                                        i switched to opera 2 years ago and this is the better browser on the market
                                                                                        period
                                                                                        mind at underdark dot cc
                                                                                        SEO Analyst
                                                                                        Thunder-Ball.net - Member

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                                                                                        • mrthumbs
                                                                                          salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 11702

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                          well all I can is.....





                                                                                          I'M SORRY I BROKE THE INTERNET


                                                                                          please except my apologies
                                                                                          not just that.. you broke battus' heart.. he actually minimized
                                                                                          BOTH browsers at this stage.. and he hates my guts.

                                                                                          Thanks shok.

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                                                                                          • mrthumbs
                                                                                            salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                            • 11702

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            just to give this thread a positive twist:


                                                                                            BOOBIEBUCKS ROXXXXXX

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                                                                                            • ytcracker
                                                                                              stc is the greatest
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 12403

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              www.ytcracker.com | www.digitalgangster.com
                                                                                              i love you

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                                                                                              • Dirty F
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 59204

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by mrthumbs


                                                                                                not just that.. you broke battus' heart.. he actually minimized
                                                                                                BOTH browsers at this stage.. and he hates my guts.

                                                                                                Thanks shok.
                                                                                                Please dont think that when i close this tread i spend 1 sec thinking about you.

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                                                                                                •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 3880

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by ytcracker
                                                                                                  Amazing you figured out how to turn off ALL the music on the computer to avoid one banner that takes 5 seconds to replace.

                                                                                                  SIMPLY ASTOUNDING

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                                                                                                  • SuckOnThis
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                    • 6844

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                                    baaahahahaha

                                                                                                    farting banners ruined the industry?
                                                                                                    Did you just fall off a turnip truck?

                                                                                                    i really cant believe this guy is in here doing business and acting like the fucking moron he is. makes me want to do business with ya pal

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