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Originally posted by D-Money
Rules to live by if in LA.
At least it applies well for me.
1) Work close to where you live or out of your house. That will save you an hour to 3 hours of frustration out of your day and drive time. L.A. rush hour is the worst.
2) If you live in the Valley, you must have a swimming pool / jacuzzi. Too fucking hot in the summer, need a quick cooling off like the pool. Jacuzzi's should be utilized nighly, every night during the year, except when it rains.
3) Only eat sushi in good sushi restaurants.
4) Don't honk your horn while in bad traffic. That's an east coast thing. Causes road rage and drive by shootings in L.A..
5) Take another hit...
6) Utilize the networking potential of having so many webmasters and adult companies located there.
7) Don't raise kids there. That's when it's time to move, once they hit schooling years.
8) Don't show up to D$'s house unannounced.
9) L.A. is still better then most places in the U.S. Still beats Cleveland.
10) It's less then a 2 hour drive from San Diego!
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1) Done
2) Check
3) Just got back
4) That's why I pack heat.
5) Drugs are bad.
6) For sure
7) Ain't got none anyway.
8) Fine....I can take a hint.
9) Obviously you have recently followed rule # 5
10) True dat.
