Farting banner again!

50 farting banners

sock puppet ?you make it, I'll put it on and you bend over okay!
fuck off goof.. (next)

Out of curiosity, how is this fart banner doing compared to other banner ads they did on GFY? Just wondering what the percentage of more webmaster signups compared to other GFY banner ads.

Per Shok's post earlier in this thread:

As for it being a flop, well it was an accident but far from a flop, we have record webmaster joins since last friday.
Record usually means "more than ever before".

You say you know the numbers. So why not give a percentage of increase in webmaster signups? Why run in circles.

500,000%

Why do you care? Why would you believe any number I put here? What difference does it make to you if they got 500,000% more or 500,000% less?

You don't like the banner, other webmasters do. Period. If you want to see the exact number of webmasters that respond to a farting banner, then feel free to pay the $$$ to design your own and pay to post it here.

It just cracks me up that there are people that seriously get this worked up over a BANNER.

I never said that I don't like the banner? I was just saying I think the banner is a flop as far as advertising. Who said I got worked up either? You must be the one getting worked up. I'm just talking about it. I could care less if it worked for them or not. You said you had the numbers, so I thought you would give a hint on how they are doing. Apperantly you were talking out your arse. Calm down. It's just a GFY board.

Actually I am planning to advertise here pretty soon.

The "hint" on how they were doing was already given to you by Shok and pointed out again by me. And again, I can come up with any number in the world and will you believe me? Heck, you didn't even believe it when you were told it was a RECORD for signups.

You're STILL talking about it, so you seem to be a little more than passive regarding the BANNER.

BTW, it's "I couldn't care less". Sorry - pet peeve of mine.

I didn't read anywhere that it was a record for webmaster signups. Both of you just said the signups were doing good. That could mean just 1 signup more than the month before. It's not saying alot. If you got the numbers, give the percentage of increase in signups. If not, don't say you do.

I'm still talking about it cause I'm bored and you keep responding. I think you have this thought of some pissed off guy on the other end or something. When I get bored I just do the bla bla bla thing. Would a smiley make you feel better

what in the fuck are you talking about?

geezus your still ranting. Tell us all what the fuck you do for a living, I really want to know.

He owns a list of shitty ass type-in domains that don't make dick and thinks he's some big cheese. Every program I've talked to says this guy is a joke. The guy used to do ok back in the day but NEVER changed his strategy and when he started making less he started blaming sponsor rather than realizing it's his marketing that needed updating. Not too mention processing has changed, increased competition etc... All that stuff.... yet he's too clueless to realize that and instead blames sponsors.

I've called him out tons of times for his cluelessness so all he can do is bash me with baseless accusations.

Jive you are so clueless is unbelievable. Yup I'm gay, a sell out and the joke of the industry.

Jive why don't you ask around and find out who the owners are of boobie bucks because they are far from being fraudsters and in fact are some of the most honest and well respected people in the industry.

I usually don't post in the farting threads (LOL) BUT someone asked what the actual numbers were regarding webmaster signups and I went and checked it out.

Since the banner has only been up for a little over a week I went 7 days from the day it started (and actually it was added at like 5 pm pacific time) and compared it to the prior 7 days. To *MY* surprise we increased webmaster signups by 235%

I knew we got some extra play, but I really didn't pay attention to exactly how much. Not to mention the emails I had waiting for me after the show from other boob related sites and webmasters. There was no mention of the farting banner. They were just pleased to discover there was a new boob program they could try out.

I was going by your numbers from dinner (actually I was basing it on the tip ) and it seems I was close at 500,000%.

I don't mind flash banners that make sound when you mouse over them or that do their sound and get it over with. What's annoying is those that play automatically and loop endlessly especially when trying to read a long thread.

if you read any of the other threads then you would know what happened, just a fuckup

Meloshit you said: "Yup I'm gay, a sell out and the joke of the industry. well thats a shocker we all new you were gay!"

you said you called me? you have never talked to me nor met me in anyway as you wouldn't be stand next to me! it wouldn't happen! you are a bottom feeder!goof!

as far as me doing okay money wise? I've done fine and much better then you! that's what matters.. infact you mention respect?
you don't have any neither do 90% of the fucking frauds on this forum.. don't talk to me about honesty! there isn't one ounce in your body nor your bosses who you hide behind.. People like you cripple the industry. and 80% of my traffic didn't need to have me market it because it was high end typeins,. it was up to the sponsor to market/sell it.. not me..this is the GOLD most don't understand nor own.. Melo you have no traffic other than your bullshit old AVS traffic that has all but dried up.. and so have you..
you have landed a moderator job and suckcock good for you!

and lastly I could give a rats ass about you or boobie-trap.
and your scamming surfer trapper crap ideas!.. you just another part of the clown-circus thats emerging online.. for witch it's very sad goofs like you are ruining it unfortunately. and it was nice that you have come outta your closet Melo and shared with the world your just another sad gay looser..
thats better good evening.

F5

Hey Jive, please enlighten me how we are a fraud and why we are as you say, a "boobie-trap".

Are you just talking to hear yourself, or do you have something you want to share with the rest of the class?

Cause of the banner we are a fraud? Is that it?

hehehehe... Wow do I get u worked up or what, lol... Guess the truth hurts huh buddy

Haahaha, it's sooo funny to listen to you talk shit about me. I'm getting a kick out of this. Please tell me more about myself. It's hilarious

Too bad you're a bitter has been that can't compete in todays envirenment and need to resort to sponsor bashing and name calling.

Good luck with your life now that you're selling off all your domains.

You'll never get an honest answer out of this guy trust me. He just likes to stir shit. He's done this with EVERY sponsor out there.

Boobie Bucks is an awesome sponsor and we just added it to Hustler and are getting nice numbers. That's a fact!

Don't believe a word that comes out of Jive.

Hell, anyone that knows me knows I'm the most honest guy on the planet and this guy is calling ME a fraud. That really tells you something about him and his demented mind.

i hate that fuckin banner

i just click reload as soon as I hear it

You dont need to switch to Opera for that.

I clicked the search function on Jive's post..... Here's a couple cut and pastes I quickly collected....

*regarding Porndollar and Silvercash-
Porndollar=no money there..
Silvercash=sucks no money there frauds.."

*regarding verotel-
"Verotel, is corrupt too! we had signups fly there for around 2 weeks then the signups stopped? "

*regarding trafficcashgold-
"what I'll send them traffic to make what $100 aweek..

another shaving program! I warned them stop the burning awhile ago.. there deaf I guess. this is what I had seen there. there a big waiste of time now.. my opinion.. "

*regarding epic cash-
"There's never been any money with these idiots anyways..
they were born-to-burn..
You mentioned boycott? I have a list longer than my Drive way
before you hit my gates. "

*regarding 3 processors-
"((Just exclude the cheating programs? Ya right.. ))
then my list is empty? CCbill will never remove there shaving features in there Admin panel, nor will Ibill either.. " and..
"Don't go near Jettis.. " etc etc blah blah...

*regarding some tgp designer-
"GROOVYS BULLSHIT! finally bit him in the ass!
Well,well, this guy fucked me around too!"


*regarding gigacash-
"Dump them there not worth it anyways trying to get any signups with them is like pulling teeth not to mention trying to get payed!
run from them! "

*regarding adultpaymaster-
"stop dreaming adultpaymaster was good up till about a year ago then they joined the circus.. no doe there anymore.. there a joke.."

*regarding wegcash-
"ya right, they rock the boat.. poor company they payed me for 2 months then the shave was on extremely hard they aren't paying fuck all.. "

*regarding nastydollars-
"I determined they stopped giving me signups after I got 4-5 signups and the shave never came off? to bad I thought there was Hope with them..I crossed them out completely?
they did pay ontime, but no more hits for them!.."



All I can say is WOW.... If everyone was out to get my like they are you I'd be grumpy too. Cheer up dude and go get some fresh air.

Attacking Meloman is as ridiculous as it gets. He's the most valuable traffic manager in the industry and everyone who trades with him knows it. Also, he sure didn't look gay when I saw him with his girlfriend in Vegas. Plus he's always grabbing my ass


I noticed also with your post history how desperate you are to sell your domains. You would be way smarter not to sling shit at those who "were" about to contact you to take a good bulk off your hands.

Grow up man... and go do some yoga or something....

Good idea

Can you do that with zonealram?

No you cant , but there are other ways around it.

I finally had to pull ads from gfylite as i cant stand that fart banner any longer. Sorry to all the other gfy sponsors that had to pay for legit ads to be displayed, i can no longer weed out what ads have looping sounds in them, instead no ads will be shown, ( except the bottom button size ads. )

Of course I will stop complaning as soon as the farting sounds created by you in my computer will stop.

Now I can see that you write in the same way your banner sounds.

oic, I'll try disabling the sound in ie options.