Repost from another board, but I thought I'd share...
LMAO! I feel soo good about myself - though I dated myself horridly tonight....
Friggin boy that lives here and his crony scored a bottle of E&J Brandy tonight to celebrate their new (first) job. They got a couple "hotties" to come over. Needless to say teenager + cheap alcohol hahahaha lots of stupidity.
I wanted to kick them all in the nuts but refrained, thinking ok let them have their "moment".
Then they all went out into the street and started being idiots (teenagers tend to do this...).
I said "enough of this BS" and went out and had a heart to heart discussion with them. I told them point blank that if they didn't shut the fuck up and get their asses back inside and settle down a bit that "I WOULD CALL THE POLICE", and they were damned lucky that I wasn't kicking their illegal asses for being stupid enough to try and pull something over my eyes.
NOTE: Not my kid(s) either - my roomates but he's on serious medication for a torn rotator cuff atm.
The boys (of course) were too blasted to even acknowledge anything, but the girls were like "I'm sorry SIR! We'll settle it down quickly!"
Fuck, I'm standing there in torn jeans and 12" of hair hanging off my head getting all parental and these kids were like "Wow, old dude is laying down the law!"
Sorry, it was just fucking hilarious looking at their reactions tonight. I guess I'm an old and scary former-military type person.
LMAO! I feel soo good about myself - though I dated myself horridly tonight....
Friggin boy that lives here and his crony scored a bottle of E&J Brandy tonight to celebrate their new (first) job. They got a couple "hotties" to come over. Needless to say teenager + cheap alcohol hahahaha lots of stupidity.
I wanted to kick them all in the nuts but refrained, thinking ok let them have their "moment".
Then they all went out into the street and started being idiots (teenagers tend to do this...).
I said "enough of this BS" and went out and had a heart to heart discussion with them. I told them point blank that if they didn't shut the fuck up and get their asses back inside and settle down a bit that "I WOULD CALL THE POLICE", and they were damned lucky that I wasn't kicking their illegal asses for being stupid enough to try and pull something over my eyes.
NOTE: Not my kid(s) either - my roomates but he's on serious medication for a torn rotator cuff atm.
The boys (of course) were too blasted to even acknowledge anything, but the girls were like "I'm sorry SIR! We'll settle it down quickly!"
Fuck, I'm standing there in torn jeans and 12" of hair hanging off my head getting all parental and these kids were like "Wow, old dude is laying down the law!"
Sorry, it was just fucking hilarious looking at their reactions tonight. I guess I'm an old and scary former-military type person.
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