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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    Time for another Caption Contest

    Well folks, it is that time again. All of the prizes have been claimed from the last contest (finally) and I just happen to have another choice pic of Pinknutz in action.

    Congrats to PornJester, 12Clicks, ElvisManson, and Evildick for their prior winning entries.

    I hope Pinknutz finds his way to Las Vegas or I may have to resort to posting more pics of KingHardcore for the next contest.

    Another set of content is up for grabs for the best caption. Have at it!




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    [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-27-2001).]
  • gkk
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    • Jul 2001
    • 169

    #2
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    • spacedog
      Yes that IS me. Bitch.
      • Nov 2001
      • 14149

      #3
      "Hey ladies..check out these babies"

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      • gkk
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 169

        #4
        Oh, and I think it's just a flaw in the photo, but there's ammunition for the following blast-from-the-past: "I gave my trousers to Monica Lewinski for cleaning!"
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        • TheSpaceBulldog
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          • Dec 2001
          • 1103

          #5
          Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
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          • Mike Semen
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            • Dec 2001
            • 2924

            #6
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            • Ludedude
              Suck it!
              • Jun 2001
              • 4432

              #7
              Duuuuuuuuude the caption HAS to be "My nuts itch!"

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              • TheSpaceBulldog
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2001
                • 1103

                #8
                Originally posted by Ludedude:
                Duuuuuuuuude the caption HAS to be "My nuts itch!"
                LOL yeah but that one goes to Boneprone by default.
                #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ludedude:
                  Duuuuuuuuude the caption HAS to be "My nuts itch!"
                  ROFLMAO

                  Hey, is that a crab crawling out of his pocket?

                  The entries are very slow this time. Maybe I should just declare you the winner right now.

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                  • 421Fill
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 20659

                    #10
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                    • Sjayne
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 1182

                      #11
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                      • sinmaster
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                        • Dec 2001
                        • 376

                        #12
                        damn penis prosthetic won't stay put!!

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                        • TheSpaceBulldog
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                          • Dec 2001
                          • 1103

                          #13
                          That's right ladies. You too can have bright white teeth. I have everything you need right here, wrapped up in one small package!
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                          • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 4751

                            #14
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                            • Aussie Rebel
                              Blow Me U Geeks
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 5108

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AaronM:
                              Well folks, it is that time again. All of the prizes have been claimed from the last contest (finally) and I just happen to have another choice pic of Pinknutz in action.

                              Congrats to 12Clicks, ElvisManson, and Evildick for their prior winning entries.

                              I hope Pinknutz finds his way to Las Vegas or I may have to resort to posting more pics of KingHardcore for the next contest.

                              Another set of content is up for grabs for the best caption. Have at it!




                              _____________________________________________



                              [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-26-2001).]

                              This is what I am going to stick in your arse pornsuite


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                              • ElvisManson
                                Looking California
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 5476

                                #16
                                ....and that last thing I remember was I said "Go Go Gadget Hand" and here I am in this hospital.......a Eunuch"



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                                • hottshot
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                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 900

                                  #17
                                  Damn I think boneprone gave me crabs !
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                                  • Squishy
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                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 1809

                                    #18
                                    "Have you EVER seen a genital wart of this quality and size? I think not."

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                                    • pornJester
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                                      • Mar 2001
                                      • 6138

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AaronM:
                                      [B]
                                      Congrats to 12Clicks, ElvisManson, and Evildick for their prior winning entries.
                                      B]

                                      where are my congrats!?


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                                      • pornJester
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                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 6138

                                        #20
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                                        • Ludedude
                                          Suck it!
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 4432

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AaronM:
                                          ROFLMAO

                                          Hey, is that a crab crawling out of his pocket?

                                          The entries are very slow this time. Maybe I should just declare you the winner right now.
                                          Obviously, I'll take it

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                                          • deniska
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                                            • Mar 2001
                                            • 1053

                                            #22
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                                            • amadman
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                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 738

                                              #23
                                              He gives great head
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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                The next Don King

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                                                • Rocky
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 3022

                                                  #25
                                                  i'm a little teapot
                                                  short and stout
                                                  here is my handle
                                                  here is my spout
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                                                  • Beerdude12
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 42

                                                    #26
                                                    see "I told you, I have a Small Penis!"
                                                    My Sig For Sale, will trade for traffic, sex, and/or beer.

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                                                    • Beerdude12
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 42

                                                      #27
                                                      It might be small, but it gets me off
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                                                      • Snake Doctor
                                                        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                        • 13449

                                                        #28
                                                        See if you grab it just so, you can make 2 inches look much bigger

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                                                        • datahosters
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                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 16

                                                          #29
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                                                          • ONS
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                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 204

                                                            #30
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                                                            • 12clicks
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 19813

                                                              #31
                                                              Amused, but not impressed, the skinny gay man watches Pinknutz express his devotion to him.



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                                                              • 12clicks
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 19813

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by 12clicks:
                                                                help, my jacket is caught in the door and I gotta pee!



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                                                                I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                • [Labret]
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 10945

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Ahhhh jesss, welcome to casa de lahbray.






                                                                  [This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 12-27-2001).]

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                                                                  • [Labret]
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                    • 10945

                                                                    #34


                                                                    Just curious... who is this guy we all keep making fun of?

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                                                                    • BabeHunter
                                                                      Webmaster
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 4063

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "Want a piece of it?"
                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM:



                                                                      Yep

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                                                                      • amadman
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 738

                                                                        #36
                                                                        There goes another satisfied customer... *SPIT*
                                                                        Originally posted by AaronM:




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                                                                        • Slick
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                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 7338

                                                                          #37
                                                                          "Damn, I HATE when I superglue my hand to my cock"

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                                                                          • Slick
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                            • 7338

                                                                            #38
                                                                            "Nope, I guess that isn't a banana in my pocket, I must be happy to see you"

                                                                            OR

                                                                            "Yep, you're right, that is just a banana in my pocket"

                                                                            [This message has been edited by Slick (edited 12-27-2001).]

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                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 46917

                                                                              #39
                                                                              LOL, now shit is getting funny. 12Clicks has entered another great response but Elvis needs some original lines.

                                                                              Sorry for leaving out the actual first place winner of the last ontest who was kind enough to pass his prize on to the others. Good Job PornJester. Now quit crying and place another entry.

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                                                                              • Ludedude
                                                                                Suck it!
                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                • 4432

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "Hey fucknuts, I got your $300 TGP Party right here!!"

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                                                                                • BabeHunter
                                                                                  Webmaster
                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 4063

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  "Awwwwwwwwie"


                                                                                  lol
                                                                                  Yep

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                                                                                  • Za Ha
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 5112

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Damn sex change!

                                                                                    My penis isn't on as well as the doctor promised.

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                                                                                    • TheSpaceBulldog
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                      • 1103

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      "Smile where I fucked you last!"
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                                                                                      • BabeHunter
                                                                                        Webmaster
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 4063

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        "In your face!"
                                                                                        Yep

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                                                                                        • RockDaddy
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 750

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Doc, ever since I started taking those penis enlargement pills, I keep slamming my dick in the car door

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                                                                                          • RockDaddy
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                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 750

                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • RockDaddy
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                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 750

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              An excited fan backstage at the Backstreet Boys concert will finally realize his lifelong dream of having his penis autographed by all members of the band

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                                                                                              • RockDaddy
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 750

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Yet another troubled child actor, Barry Williams, who played Greg Brady on The Brady Bunch, has been taken into custody for allegedly trying to rob a liquor store with his penis. Barrys attorneys claim that it was a simple misunderstanding and that the penis was not loaded. No one was injured during the robbery.

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                                                                                                • TheSpaceBulldog
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 1103

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  "Welcome to the party Reverend. May I offer you a drink?"
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                                                                                                  • TheSpaceBulldog
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                                                                    • 1103

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    "Damn it! I know I put that gerbil here somewhere!"
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